1st
23:46

Yeah boyeee!*

- 2 comments

2nd
20:47

Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore.*

- 2 comments

3rd
01:39

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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23:15

Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.*

- 4 comments

4th
01:37

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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23:27

THIS IS IRRATIONALLY EXCITING FOR ME, SHUT UP.*

- 1 comment

5th
01:32

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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6th
02:02

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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7th
00:17

I need this man to tear all my clothes off.*

- 5 comments

01:24

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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9th
00:10

Remember, "ya'll" is singular, "all ya'll" is plural, and "all a'll's" is plural possessive.*

- 1 comment

18:54

I hope your freakin' apple pie is worth it!

- 4 comments

10th
01:23

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*

- 3 comments
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18:02

Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?*

- 7 comments

11th
01:33

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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22:56

Presses down on her like the news of a death, the death of her own heart...*

- 4 comments

12th
01:33

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*

- 2 comments
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14:52

It's nice to have my head on the chopping block again...*



15:11

About the safest place in Kenya to do your fieldwork*

- 6 comments

13th
16:39

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.*

- 2 comments

22:52

At the end of every vista, you see nothing but the gallows.*

- 1 comment

14th
01:27

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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16:28

Always end the name of your child with a vowel...*

- 2 comments
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21:26

Baby won't you please go all the way to Mexico.*



15th
01:39

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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16th
01:32

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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22:17

Why do I have to be some kind of hero?*

- 2 comments

17th
01:25

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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18th
01:44

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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19th
00:13

You gave up everything you had.*



20:52

They're trickin' you because you're dumb!*



21:48

We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers...*

- 1 comment

20th
01:32

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*

- 2 comments
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21st
01:36

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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22nd
01:41

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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23rd
01:22

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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21:19

There are just certain things that turn my head.*

- 1 comment

24th
01:36

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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25th
00:21

Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit.*



01:35

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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26th
00:15

I would hate to see the world that I know disappear because we were stupid.*

- 3 comments

27th
13:46

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE!*

- 6 comments
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18:12

...and 'I can see monsters,' she says again.*



28th
06:52

You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*


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22:57

You should have seen the teddybear.*

- 15 comments

30th
21:24

Lingering on with the tenacity of a coma patient.*

- 2 comments