You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*

[bending_sickle]

• 08:32 Nothing says "Welcome to Monday" like excruciating stomach pain. *doubles over* #
• 00:17 Further proof the universe is unfair: Obama's grandmother dies 2 days before the election. #
• 00:40 Correction: one day before election. Oh, universe, that's just cruel. #

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* "The Twitter Song", Ben Walker