Birth is the beginning of death*
Aug. 1st, 2011 08:26 pmSo, fandoms are colliding. Case in point:
I just...thought I'd point that out? Because I kinda want to do art about it but not now?
Speaking of Medium, I watched the third episode with Mark Sheppard (although really, the first one is a lie, because it has Mark saying two lines and then it's nothing but sitting there staring at the screen, consumed by lust, waiting for his character to show up again and he never does, at least not Mark-shaped). It made me rant at the screen.
So I'm going to rant at the screen again, in typed form. Because GRR ARGH.
Oh, ya think?! And could you be more specific about your "something"? Have you even tried to see if the baby is backwards, or breached, or whatever? No, the woman is just lying there failing to give birth and BLEEDING ALL OVER and you're just "Oops, something's gone awry!"
By which you mean slicing her open. Alive. Awake. And not in the "we can fix this later" way, either. Just, not even try to save the woman.
...an unusual amount? SHE'S HEMORRHAGING! Of course it's unusual! And you're just walking around not doing anything to stop the bleeding! because God forbid you lay hands on a woman's bits! That's be improper. And what's this "I fear" shit? You're not even trying to save Moira, just "I LIKE TO SLICE!"
Doctor, you just suggested murdering his wife so he could have the squalling mess of baby. Charles is obviously very much in love with his wife and apparently he's supposed to be all, "NO, THE BABY IS MORE IMPORTANT! More important that this woman I love and have spent a large part of my life with and want to spend the rest of my life with!" And Moira?!? What the fuck?! Not unless your child is The Chosen One is it more important than you trying to not die. You are not a sack of meat! You are not an incubator! How is Charles the only one to realize that just because it's an unborn baby it doesn't mean it gets dibs on living over everyone else?
NEITHER DO YOU! You had thirty hours to notice that that baby wasn't coming out. THIRTY HOURS. And now it's all "Aaah, no time!" Do you even know why the baby's not coming out? Seriously, you call yourself a doctor?!? Why Charles didn't come back and hack you to pieces, I will never understand.
YOU JUST KILLED HIS WIFE! Maybe he's not quite up to the whole "let's rejoice in the reason my wife is dead" thing at the moment. And that baby needs a wet nurse more than it needs a distraught father at the moment.
I don't know where you think he is, but Charles is mourning the death of his wife. Not some "dead woman".
Again, he's mourning his dead wife! Whom you just killed! By over-enthusiastic Cesarian! And you're going to call the cops?! What are you going to say? "Oh, yeah, he wouldn't hold his baby. No, I don't know why. He's in there with some dead chick. Yeah, crying, God knows why. Lazy sod.
So yeah, FUCK YOU, DOCTOR NISKA.
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Meme: 30-Day Original Story Development Challenge
Day 8 - A character’s parent(s) or guardian
Saunders almost spilt his coffee down his front when he heard a soft knock at his door.
"Excuse me? Exucse me, hello?"
Saunders held his dripping mug over the coffee table but didn't set it down, afraid to make a noise. The knocking came again followed by what he realized now was a child's voice.
"Is anybody home?" More knocking, but softer. "Hello?" The voice was almost a whisper now, and sounded as if it did not expect an answer anymore.
Saunders closed his eyes. His ears rang in the silence of his apartment. A soft shuffling in the hallway brought him to his feet.
Opening the door a crack, Saunders saw the back of a young girl - somewhere in her pre-teens - walking away with a pair of keychains in her hand. Her hair was wild, a mess of curls that had disentangled from each other and wafted around her head like a halo, making her seem even smaller, swimming as she was already in an oversized sweater.
Saunders gripped his Winchester tight, then took a breath.
"Little girl?"
She twirled around instantly and took a few stops towards him, but then stopped short, her hands clasped under her chip. She bit her lip.
"Do you have anyone with you?"
She shook her head.
Memories of the days before flooded Saunders - the weight of his rifle, the growls and screams coming in from the streets and through is locked door. He didn't really have a choice.
He opened his door wide. "Come in," he said.
The girl broke into a run halfway towards him and wrapped her arms around his waist. Saunders patted her hair and closed the door behind them.
Day 9 - A minor antagonist.
Day 10 - Your character when they were young(er)
Day 11 - What kind of people show up in the background in your world?
Day 12 - How does a character comfort themself?
Day 13 - What kind of foods are popular in the setting?
Day 14 - What is a character’s biggest regret?
Day 15 - What are a character’s bad habits?
Day 16 - What was a character’s first romantic and/or sexual encounter like?
Day 17 - What are popular sports and hobbies in your setting?
Day 18 - What would your protagonist do if they saw your antagonist on the street?
Day 19 - What would your antagonist do if they saw your protagonist on the street?
Day 20 - Demonstrate a character and their best friend and/or love interest interacting as they most commonly do.
Day 21 - What is a character’s deepest desire?
Day 22 - What animals appear in your setting?
Day 23 - A unique place in your setting.
Day 24 - Where did you draw inspiration for the setting/story from?
Day 25 - A character’s proudest moment.
Day 26 - What special talents or abilities does a character have?
Day 27 - An average day to a character.
Day 28 - A character’s most embrassing moment.
Day 29 - An important thematic element.
Day 30 - A major event in the setting’s history.
Links of the Day:
Supernatural:
bevwa's Fanvid This is How it Ends
aruna7's Fanvid Obsession (Crowley/Castiel)
angelicfoodcake's Fanart Jackpot!
suchaprince's Fanmix I'll Fill Up the Silence
shichiloaf's Fanmix Sugar, We're Going Down Swingin'
mummy_daydream's Icons ComicCon
dean_sam's flocked Official Magazine, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Sequential Tart's Review Season 6
Buxxfocus' Video Interview: misha Collins on Season 7
Superdramatv's Videos Cast says hi to the fans
Antipodal Arapaima's Video Interview: Mark Sheppard ComiCon - Mark, how you so adorable?
Doctor Who:
teand's Review Miracle Day
Camelion Circuit's Album Still Got Legs
Blogtor Who's Video Karen Gillan on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Superwho: Supernatural and Doctor Who
Sherlock:
True Blood:
kinky_carter's Fanmix True Blood Season 4 Music
Other Fandom:
Anon's X-Men: First Class Fic More Important
marylou_gr's Game of Thrones Fanmix The North
YouTube's Joss Whedon explains Buffy, Joss Whedon explains Angel
Multifandom:
Random:
iconomicon's Icons
wondermark's Two charming old videos
XKCD's Comic Lanes - Screw cancer.
Google's Search Stories
Ask Men's Top 10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her She's Getting Fat - *RAAAAAGES*
* Thomas Fuller
- Bones having Angel's Angel and Hamilton together in a scene.
- Medium having Firefly's Badger and Niska together in a scene.
I just...thought I'd point that out? Because I kinda want to do art about it but not now?
Speaking of Medium, I watched the third episode with Mark Sheppard (although really, the first one is a lie, because it has Mark saying two lines and then it's nothing but sitting there staring at the screen, consumed by lust, waiting for his character to show up again and he never does, at least not Mark-shaped). It made me rant at the screen.
So I'm going to rant at the screen again, in typed form. Because GRR ARGH.
Doctor: She's been in labour for over thirty hours. Something clearly is not right.
Oh, ya think?! And could you be more specific about your "something"? Have you even tried to see if the baby is backwards, or breached, or whatever? No, the woman is just lying there failing to give birth and BLEEDING ALL OVER and you're just "Oops, something's gone awry!"
Doctor: I think it's time we consider an alternate method of delivery.
By which you mean slicing her open. Alive. Awake. And not in the "we can fix this later" way, either. Just, not even try to save the woman.
Doctor: I'm seeing an unusual amount of blood. I fear it may already be too late for Mrs Walker but there's still a chance I can save the baby.
...an unusual amount? SHE'S HEMORRHAGING! Of course it's unusual! And you're just walking around not doing anything to stop the bleeding! because God forbid you lay hands on a woman's bits! That's be improper. And what's this "I fear" shit? You're not even trying to save Moira, just "I LIKE TO SLICE!"
Charles: Doctor, I don't care about the baby. Honestly, all I care about is Moira.
Moira: It's alright, Charles. The only thing that matters is our child.
Charles: I don't agree.
Doctor, you just suggested murdering his wife so he could have the squalling mess of baby. Charles is obviously very much in love with his wife and apparently he's supposed to be all, "NO, THE BABY IS MORE IMPORTANT! More important that this woman I love and have spent a large part of my life with and want to spend the rest of my life with!" And Moira?!? What the fuck?! Not unless your child is The Chosen One is it more important than you trying to not die. You are not a sack of meat! You are not an incubator! How is Charles the only one to realize that just because it's an unborn baby it doesn't mean it gets dibs on living over everyone else?
Doctor: With all due respect, sir, you're not a doctor. You don't know the first thing about medicine. There is no time. [Walks in with Moira, locks the door, and does an impromptu and lethal Cesarian.]
NEITHER DO YOU! You had thirty hours to notice that that baby wasn't coming out. THIRTY HOURS. And now it's all "Aaah, no time!" Do you even know why the baby's not coming out? Seriously, you call yourself a doctor?!? Why Charles didn't come back and hack you to pieces, I will never understand.
Doctor: [Has just murdered Moira.] "It's a boy. Sir, your child needs you.
YOU JUST KILLED HIS WIFE! Maybe he's not quite up to the whole "let's rejoice in the reason my wife is dead" thing at the moment. And that baby needs a wet nurse more than it needs a distraught father at the moment.
Doctor:: Your place is out here with the child, not in there with a dead woman!
I don't know where you think he is, but Charles is mourning the death of his wife. Not some "dead woman".
Doctor: Sir, what are you doing in there?! I'm going to the police! If you do not unlock this door and come out here and deal with this baby I'll be forced to go to the police!
Again, he's mourning his dead wife! Whom you just killed! By over-enthusiastic Cesarian! And you're going to call the cops?! What are you going to say? "Oh, yeah, he wouldn't hold his baby. No, I don't know why. He's in there with some dead chick. Yeah, crying, God knows why. Lazy sod.
So yeah, FUCK YOU, DOCTOR NISKA.
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Meme: 30-Day Original Story Development Challenge
Here is a 30 day original story development challenge. It can be filled by prose or illustration or comic or even just script, whatever works for you and how you’ll be displaying the setting. Feel free to reveal as much or as little as you want.
Day 8 - A character’s parent(s) or guardian
Saunders almost spilt his coffee down his front when he heard a soft knock at his door.
"Excuse me? Exucse me, hello?"
Saunders held his dripping mug over the coffee table but didn't set it down, afraid to make a noise. The knocking came again followed by what he realized now was a child's voice.
"Is anybody home?" More knocking, but softer. "Hello?" The voice was almost a whisper now, and sounded as if it did not expect an answer anymore.
Saunders closed his eyes. His ears rang in the silence of his apartment. A soft shuffling in the hallway brought him to his feet.
Opening the door a crack, Saunders saw the back of a young girl - somewhere in her pre-teens - walking away with a pair of keychains in her hand. Her hair was wild, a mess of curls that had disentangled from each other and wafted around her head like a halo, making her seem even smaller, swimming as she was already in an oversized sweater.
Saunders gripped his Winchester tight, then took a breath.
"Little girl?"
She twirled around instantly and took a few stops towards him, but then stopped short, her hands clasped under her chip. She bit her lip.
"Do you have anyone with you?"
She shook her head.
Memories of the days before flooded Saunders - the weight of his rifle, the growls and screams coming in from the streets and through is locked door. He didn't really have a choice.
He opened his door wide. "Come in," he said.
The girl broke into a run halfway towards him and wrapped her arms around his waist. Saunders patted her hair and closed the door behind them.
Day 9 - A minor antagonist.
Day 10 - Your character when they were young(er)
Day 11 - What kind of people show up in the background in your world?
Day 12 - How does a character comfort themself?
Day 13 - What kind of foods are popular in the setting?
Day 14 - What is a character’s biggest regret?
Day 15 - What are a character’s bad habits?
Day 16 - What was a character’s first romantic and/or sexual encounter like?
Day 17 - What are popular sports and hobbies in your setting?
Day 18 - What would your protagonist do if they saw your antagonist on the street?
Day 19 - What would your antagonist do if they saw your protagonist on the street?
Day 20 - Demonstrate a character and their best friend and/or love interest interacting as they most commonly do.
Day 21 - What is a character’s deepest desire?
Day 22 - What animals appear in your setting?
Day 23 - A unique place in your setting.
Day 24 - Where did you draw inspiration for the setting/story from?
Day 25 - A character’s proudest moment.
Day 26 - What special talents or abilities does a character have?
Day 27 - An average day to a character.
Day 28 - A character’s most embrassing moment.
Day 29 - An important thematic element.
Day 30 - A major event in the setting’s history.
Links of the Day:
Supernatural:
Sequential Tart's Review Season 6
Buxxfocus' Video Interview: misha Collins on Season 7
Superdramatv's Videos Cast says hi to the fans
Antipodal Arapaima's Video Interview: Mark Sheppard ComiCon - Mark, how you so adorable?
- Crowleysimyco-pilot's Why Gabriel and Crowley Are Meant to Be, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8; Photo Mark Sheppard = ngh ; Text Episodes of SPN that need to be made ; Text Meme: How I feel about Crowley ; GIFs The Crowley/Banker scene behind the scenes ; GIFs Dean's reactions to Crowley's troubles - :D ; Photo Mark Sheppard at ComiCon ; Meta Crowley: You don't know torture, you little insect ; GIFs and Quote How JDM got his dog ; Screencap You wish you were that chair ; Fanart Keep calm and hide behind Crowley ; Meta Crowley: Because being fucked up doesn't mean you're unloveable ; Doctor Who Crossover Fanart Crowley tortures the Doctor
- Eastcollins' GIFs My reaction to each of the SPN season finale ; Photo Misha: Apparently people worship me ; Vieo The cast in Rome ; GIF Good question ; GIF and Quote Jared: My favourite part of that episode... ; Survey SPN Opinions vs Social Opinions
- Filthysweetie's Meta Why Crowley is awesome
- Txfantasystar's Meta Crowley is totally trustworthy
- Dazebras's Theory Based on ComicCon information on Crowley
- Youimpotentsap's GIFs Caged Heat GIFs Dump
- Thereisnohell's GIFs Mark's reaction to learning he's in Season 7 - Mine is that, times a thousand.
- Atomicblonde's GIFs Misha: If I could write any episode of Supernatural...
Doctor Who:
Camelion Circuit's Album Still Got Legs
Blogtor Who's Video Karen Gillan on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
- Oxymoronish' Text Drinking Game
- Tacoface's GIFs Matt's impression of a fan after seeing him ; Photo and Text There’s a Doctor Who (and vaguely steampunk)-themed bar in Brooklyn. ; Screencap Too gay for the UK: John barrowman;s explicit sex scene in Torchwood is to be axed for BBC broadcast, but will ar in the US - BBC, I AM DISAPPOINT. ; Pic Chart Reasons to watch Friday Night ; Fanart I'll never stop waiting
- The Eleventh Blog's Text If Doctor Who characters had answer phone message
Superwho: Supernatural and Doctor Who
- FYSuperwho's Fanart Art in the Green Room ; GIF This is a videophone... ; GIF and Drabble King of Hell? ; GIF ; Fanart She hasn't been Amelia for a very long time ; GIF and Drabble There's a crack in Castiel ; GIF I died and turned into a demon ; GIF Tennant: Mishaaaaa! ; Fanart and Drabble Dude, no! Last time you got me in your - your box, you got me stuck in the Jurassic period ; Fanart and Drabble There's two! ; Fanart and Drabble Who do you think you're talking to? ; GIF OBJECTI-FYYYY ; Fancid The Reckoning ; Fanart It's a fez, Cas ; Fanvid On and On (Castiel/Ten) ; Fanart and Drabble Big plans for that fish. ; Fanart Stetsons are cool ; Fanart Ten reasons why Castiel and Ten are perfect for eachother ; GIF and Drabble I can't die. ; Fanart and Drabble A child is not a weapon! ; Fanart and Drabble I don't seal deals with handshakes ; Fanart and Drabble Dean Winchester...it's your turn to pick - MAKE THIS CANON ; GIF Astronaut! ; GIF and Drabble Yes! Pie! I like pie! ; Fanvid The angels are coming for you ; Fanart and Drabble I've been waiting ; GIF The weeping angels ; Fanart and Drabble Ooh, I did make a sticky mess ; Fanart Angel Bob? ; Fanart and Drablle He's an angel? Like, the sort that moves closer as soon as you blink? ; Fanart and Drabble That man is not Canton Everett Delaware III
Sherlock:
- Crowleyismyco-pilot's Fanart Misskeshra - See this hedgehog? ; Fanart Lundora - Shakes your boat
- Oxymoronish's Announcement They know about Tumblr. - "Which means they fucking know about all the porn."
- Atomicblonde's Quote Benedict and Martin: "There was a very touching moment between them on Wednesday..."
- Seschat's Fanart Loubird - But it's the solar system!
True Blood:
- Seschat's GIFs Stephen Moyer Interview
Other Fandom:
Anon's X-Men: First Class Fic More Important
YouTube's Joss Whedon explains Buffy, Joss Whedon explains Angel
- Eastcollins' Harry Potter 7, Part 2 Review
- It's Sorcery's Photos Dame Maggie Smith, the younger years - Foxy lady!
- Lameassmadeupmaidenname's Buffy the Vampire Slayer Masterpost Once More With Feeling Soundtrack
- Tacoface's GIFs and Meta These are beautiful lessons that J.K Rowling has taught us through the characters
- Crowleyismyco-pilot's Harry Potter GIFs Mixed with Pink's "Raise Your Glass" ; Good Omens Fanart Crowley, as a snake ; X-Men: First Class HILARITY
Multifandom:
- Lameassmadeupmaidenname's Meme How I feel about [character] - Firefly, Torchwood ; How I feel about [character] - Firefly, Dollhouse, Buffy
Random:
XKCD's Comic Lanes - Screw cancer.
Google's Search Stories
Ask Men's Top 10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her She's Getting Fat - *RAAAAAGES*
- Crowleyismyco-pilot's Comic Velociraptor Ambition
- Atomicblonde's Writing Advice: "Thought" Verbs ; Music Tegen and Sara - Hell
- Lameassmadeupmaidenname's Text and Manips Thoughts on menstruation supplies
- Seschat's Text Shakespear Insult Kit
- Tacoface's Art Sushi Etiquette ; Art Another Way of Looking at the Seven deadly Sins
- Crowleyismyco-pilot's Poster Let's talk about asexuality ; Music Sarabande (from Partita N. 1 in B minor) - JSBach ; Quote Writing Advice from Neil Gaiman
* Thomas Fuller
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:01 pm (UTC)I'm stealing your ZQ gif, I know someone who needs it rn.
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:07 pm (UTC)That ZQ GIF is so appropriate at times. Just that perfect mix of disbelief, disappointment, and "oh no you didn't just".
*huggles*
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:34 pm (UTC)I was reading it like "nobody will think this is a good idea, will they?" but I'm getting cynical in my old age and I know some fucker will.
It's a perfect reaction gif :)
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Date: 2011-08-01 09:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-01 09:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-02 12:00 pm (UTC)I have only one thing to say about the episode and AskMen "article", and that is
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Date: 2011-08-02 09:07 pm (UTC)bosspsychoanalist*Oh, totally, those snippets are going into the final Nano. Maybe not while I'm writing it, because, y'know, cheating on the word count and all. (Did you read Day 7's?)
In other news, I need to share this (http://vimeo.com/27187225). I haven't watched it yet, but from the GIFs, I anticipate major squee.