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Comments, credits and general wierdness about the original fic I've got on back-burner, "Hero's Manual".

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Am exhausted from first day of TESL (9 am - 3 pm and 2 hrs of homework) so will not say anything about that. These 4 weeks are going to be hell, though, and practicum starts next week. !!!

So, here's what I did my last few free days: Hero's Manual.

Chapter 4: Carpeting Made Easy )

Chapter 5: Into the Dark Closet )


Have most of the story planned out, chapter titles and everything. Of course, as per the nasty laws of the world, have now no time.

Ptthhh.

PS: Thank's to [livejournal.com profile] darthmaligna, and my exhaustion, have found the mp3 Stir-Whip remix here to be a nice listen.
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Here’s Chap 3, just because Jo asked about it.

Chapter 3: Coffee is not your friend )
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Yes, I'm back, dear little internet void. I have a lot of things to recount, so settle in. Here, let me get that buckle - aha! Trapped!

Warning: Long post

I can only recall as far back as Saturday, so here's the week in short recap:

Apparently am not developing allergies because, guess what, that one-week sneezing fit? A cold. Yip. Now everyone else is infected too. Ahaha! So basically a pretty miserable set of days.

I don’t know anyone with whom I’ve been in physical contact who’s ill. All the sick people I know live on the internet and phone lines... Lookit, there’s my brother, who was ill. I spoke with him on the phone. Jo, also sick, sent a message. Even Neil’s down with a cold. Is this some sort of new version of e-virus? I get it, not the computer? Blah.

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Now, for the TV and Movie commentaries, spoilers included:

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I’m reading Coraghessan Boyle’s short story collection Descent of Man and particularly like “Bloodfall” which describes in realistic detail what it might be like to have blood fall from the sky one day in a downpour. The little humorous twist at the end, not so funny. I mean, it’s all eerie and everything, and then you get scatological humour falling from the sky in wet paddies. Eugh.

Read some of Scarygoround up until May 12 or thereabouts. Have totally abandoned Get Fuzzy, Pearls Before Swine and Spot the Frog (over here) for ages. Not to mention of all the fics that I’m waiting to be updated over at ff.net. (Mostly just Survivors by Whistler84 in the TV: Angel section.) Yes, sometimes the site actually does have gems. Although not many, and the crap you have to wade through to get to them, not worth it.

Someday I’ll make a list of decent websites and fics for various fandoms and post. (And vids too.) Some of those stories are copy/paste and save material. (Of which the Sith Academy, Knight Moves, Journeys and Survivors jump to mind. I realize this’ll mean very little to anyone else, but in time, dear void, all will be clear.)

Go read [livejournal.com profile] darthmaligna’s parody on a Weird Al song, SW style, and Evadne Noel's A New Hope BBE. Time well spent. (Of course, am horrified to think that that’s the motto of a commercial, but thankfully can’t recall which.)

And here’s a metaquote I promised to share with Jo:

Jesus vs. Buddah )

Typed up some old stuff for HManual, but didn't work on any actual chapter. Although the thing is a bit more organized. Or chaotic, but with a touch of class. Like if you fall over into the banquet table but manage to wipe your face with a napkin. What I'm trying to say is: small mercies this crazy thing has some sort of plot. Here's Chap 2.

Chapter 2: Enter Secondary Character (With a Grudge) )
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Since very little in real life has happened since I last wrote (which includes CV work) I'm just going to massively abuse the internet void and impose my ridiculous and pointless fic onto the world.

But first, here are some message boards I haunt (or try to anyway). At Buffyworld you can find transcripts and screencaps of the episodes for both BtVS and Ats, as well as goodies like a fan-written Season 8 (with trailor and fan art) in the forum where I post (albeit rarely) as MereMortal. At the Darth Maul Estrogen Brigade 2 (at http://www.dmeb2.org/), continuating from the closed but online first edition there's character and actor info, fics, very pretty artwork, screencaps and a forum, where I lurk and rarely post as Black Aliss. It seems to me that there's a really tight-knit group there, especially with their annual dinner. Then there's the L Space for Terry Pratchett fans, including quotes, explanations of the references and jokes in the books (highly recomended and a whole educational experience), which also has a message board here.

The following is the above-mentioned pointless fic, which is a comedy revolving around an inept Hero and Villain, with a DiD (Damsel in Distress) to fight over, with the use of their mail-order manuals. Includes cameos of lecherous doors, evil butlers, frightened boogeymen and a camel. But not all in this first chapter.

Warning: this might actually not be entertaining at all, or good by any standards. Read at your own risk.

PS: Flames will not be coddled. Constructive criticism will be given tea. Praise will be given (censored).

Chapter 1: Enter main characters (in assorted capes, coats and aprons) )

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Now off to watch Bridget Jones 2!

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