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bending_sickleDrabble-o-matic, the Drabble Generator, brings you two TDK/Heroes Drabbles, featuring the Joker and Claire Bennet (because, in all seriousness, he'd have so much fun with her and her special ability). Some lines worked out wonderfully \o/
The Battle For The Vest
On the hood of a car, Joker sliced his vest. He had been busy with the vest for hours and now wanted nothing more than a blushing cuddle or an outrageous massage from his lover Claire.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his unsightly Claire appeared at the door, grinning fearfully.
"Put down the vest," Claire said cheerfully. "Unless you want me to slice that vest on your back."
Joker put down the vest. He was fragile. He had never seen Claire so panicky before and it made him hard.
Claire picked up the vest, then withdrew a cookie-cutter from her hand. "Don't be so fragile," Claire said with a panicky grimace. "A rat bit my cheek this morning, and everything became bloody. Now with this vest and this cookie-cutter I can cheerfully rule the world!"
Joker clutched his sparkly cheek sexily. This was his lover, his unsightly Claire, now staring at him with a panicky hand.
"Fight it!" Joker shouted. "The rat just wants the vest for his own unsightly devices! He doesn't love you, not the blushing way I do!"
Joker could see Claire trembling sexily. Joker reached out his back and touched Claire's hand cheerfully. He was unsightly, so unsightly, but he knew only his sparkly love for Claire would break the rat's spell.
Sure enough, Claire dropped the vest with a thunk. "Oh, Joker," she squealed. "I'm so blushing, can you ever forgive me?"
But Joker had already moved on the hood of a car. Like oil rushing from a tankard and engulfing the whole ocean, he pressed his back into Claire's hand. And as they fell together in a bloody fit of love, the vest lay on the floor, hard and forgotten.
A Fragile Occurrence
Joker paced up and down, jiggling his back. His very good friend, Mary Sue Vest, had arranged to meet him here on the hood of a car. "I have something blushing to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Vest was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Joker expected to see her bounce up, her outrageous hair streaming behind her and her sparkly eyes aglow.
Joker heard footsteps, but they seemed rather hard for a delicate and bloody girl like Mary Sue Vest, whose tread was alert. He turned around and found Claire staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Claire said sexily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Joker had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so hysterically. "Mary Sue Vest asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Claire, his cheek began to throb cheerfully.
"Oh," Claire said, thoughtfully. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Joker said and caught Claire by her hand. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Claire said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like oil rushing from a tankard and engulfing the whole ocean.
From behind an umbrella, Mary Sue Vest watched with a panicky light in her unsightly eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Joker/Claire". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the rat from extinction.
First 20 Lines Meme, c/o![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fallen_iceangel:
Post the first line from your 20 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern
1. A freak. - Green and Purple Argyle, Of All Things (Completed, The Dark Knight)
2. When Jennifer Gale married a man eight years her senior with a family history of heart
disease to boot, she’d already come to terms with the inevitable: she would bury Henry. - The Balloonist's Wife (WIP, Lost)
3. Trapped by telekinesis, Sylar's next victim writhed on the floor, mewling intelligibly. - Kitty Attack (Heroes)
4. Ringal stood peering at the humans in the compounds of the Deputy Slave Manager, glancing back and forth from his sketchbook to them. - Degrees of Freedom: Chapter 3, Setting Things into Motion (Planet of the Apes, 2001
5. Scott limped down the hall towards the door, silently cursing whoever was knocking so insistently at such an unholy hour — checking his watch proved that the hour wasn’t so unholy, but he cursed anyway. - After Liberty Island (X-Men 1)
6. Mal heaved a sigh of relief when he walked into Serenity’s cargo bay and breathed in the familiar scent of his ship. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 8, The Hardest Word (Firefly, standalone chapter)
7. Floyd tightened his pocket holster, checking that his mousegun didn’t show under his vest, before stepping out into the street. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 7, Walking Through Moonshine (Firefly)
8. Room twelve, it turned out, was at the end of a hall lit by what were known are as “tree lights” – little individual bulbs linked together on a wire. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 6, Room Twelve (Firefly)
9. He heard chatter coming down the corridor and turned to face the door, somewhat curious to see what kind of girls the new pimp had brought in. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 5, Brothel Conversations (Firefly)
10. Mal was coming to the conclusion that maybe that last mug of Ng-Ka-Pei could have been a mistake. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 4, The Third Wheel (Firefly)
11. "What the guĭ are you doin'?" - Untitled (Firefly/Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, WIP, Self-insertion oh god)
12. Jayne figured he must’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere, except he didn’t feel all that drunk. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 3, The Red Barrel (Firefly)
13. The four Serenity crew members sat at one of the few tables in the bar. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 2, Shirts and Dogs (Firefly)
14. Jayne was a man of few rules: shoot first, don’t ask questions, keep your guns loaded and your knives sharp, take what you can when you can. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 1, All Dressed Up (Firefly)
15. Kaylee was idly playing thumb-war with Jayne when they got Zoe's wave. - All Things Copper (Firefly, completed)
16. "Eh, ¡mira esto, guey!" - Back to Broadway (Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Crack!Drabble)
17. He was in the infirmary, of course. - Undertow (Firefly, completed)
18. "I don't know, Mal," said Jayne as he settled down beside the captain, leaning his rifle against the side of his chair. - Insomnia (Firefly, Drabble)
19. Ringal Matnick’s Notebook, Entry 267 - Degrees of Freedom: Chapter 2, Under Scrutiny (Planet of the Apes, 2001)
20. The father sat by the fire in his living room, having a smoke after an early dinner. - Degrees of Freedom: Chapter 1, Relations (Planet of the Apes, 2001)
21. "Ayā, girl, what the hell you doin' here?" - A Tricky Business: Unplaced Chapter, We're All Girls Here
Ibid Meme, for Original Fiction:
1. "Alright," said Quasi, turning his back to the bush and searching crowd beyond. "Now what?" - Hero's Manual: Chapter 24, Behind the Bushes
2. Being friends, we took turns holding each others hands, took turns falling or pulling the other up, dusting each other off and telling reassuring lies. - Well-Worn Hand (Drabble)
3. There were scuff marks on the floor, deep gouges on the table, smeared footprints on the wall. - When Anger Shows (Drabble)
4. The smoke doesn't cover the ghost if the distinctly medical smell - all tepid green and listless blue - and the nicotine rush harly soothes the right nerves. - Smokers Ouside Hospital Doors (Drabble)
5. He'd never liked driving. - Chip Keeps on Driving (Drabble)
6. And then she said that it had to end. - Bejewlled Roses (Completed)
7. Francis heard the music the moment he stepped out of the elevator. - Silence Breaks Your Heart (Drabble)
8. All parties agreed that the Confrontation ought to wait until after the feast. - Hero's Manual: Chapter 21, Different Tastes
9. Drifting in from the darkness came another bleat then, in the terrified silence that had fallen on the fish-revering villagers, the sharp clinks of four small hooves on cobblestones. - Hero's Manual: Chapter 23, For Whom the Goat Bleats
10. "There's an angel dying upstairs." - Absolution (WIP)
11. The four travelers reached the city square with only a couple false turns and one stubbed toe – Vicky's, victim of a loose cobblestone. - Hero's Manual: Chapter 22, How to Serve Gods
12. It'd been dark for longer than she could remember. - Hero's Manual: Interlude
13. “Why did you let me eat that second bowl?” - Hero's Manual: Chapter 20, The Substitute
14. Few things start when you die. - Etcetera: Prologue (WIP)
15. It's getting harder to wake up. - Epilogue (WIP)
16. She is curious about colours. - Servants of the Dark: Truce (Excerpt)
17. Upstairs, outside, under the sky: here he was master of the two. - Servants of the Dark: Above Ground (Excerpt)
18. All she wanted was to stop the barbs and chains that twitched inside her, hurting her when she breathed, when she remembered. - Servants of the Dark: Turnabout (Excerpt)
19. “It’s been such a long time since I had a new toy,” she whispered. - Servants of the Dark: Birdie in a Cage (Excerpt)
20. Down the far tunnel a light approached him and in came a small man. - Servants of the Dark: The Guard's Candle (Excerpt)
21. You throw words like “mercy” and “pacts” as if they had no worth. - Servants of the Dark: The Pact (Excerpt)
22. Gadril had never understood the prophecy that hailed a time of change “when the doves cry”. - Servants of the Dark: The Doves (Excerpt)
23. She had never seen the stars before. - Servants of the Dark: Fear the Stars (Excerpt)
24. This revolution is the solution or maybe just an illusion, baby. - Two for a Penny (Poem)
25. Charles "Chip" northrup sank down into the driver's seat and thumbed the lock. - Charles 'Chip' Northrup is Running From Something (Drabble)
26. Once upon a time in the land of Miscrete there was a small village named Deep Well. - Frank Vignette (Crack!Drabble)
Links of the Day:
Politics: What Women Want by Melissa McEwan
Politics: Is McCain Out of His Mind? by Paul Begala
Joker comic scans
Drabblematic - When you just don't feel like writing.
Fiction Series Shot in the Dark and Volition set in Downside - :D
irisbleufic's TDK Fanfic: Not Sharp Enough
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metaquotes is the love connection (or two people who met and fell in love though metaquotes)
batman_lulz shares It's Time to Cut Some...Bread - A loltastic dubbed trailer. Watch this.
* ibid automatically generated drabble
On the hood of a car, Joker sliced his vest. He had been busy with the vest for hours and now wanted nothing more than a blushing cuddle or an outrageous massage from his lover Claire.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his unsightly Claire appeared at the door, grinning fearfully.
"Put down the vest," Claire said cheerfully. "Unless you want me to slice that vest on your back."
Joker put down the vest. He was fragile. He had never seen Claire so panicky before and it made him hard.
Claire picked up the vest, then withdrew a cookie-cutter from her hand. "Don't be so fragile," Claire said with a panicky grimace. "A rat bit my cheek this morning, and everything became bloody. Now with this vest and this cookie-cutter I can cheerfully rule the world!"
Joker clutched his sparkly cheek sexily. This was his lover, his unsightly Claire, now staring at him with a panicky hand.
"Fight it!" Joker shouted. "The rat just wants the vest for his own unsightly devices! He doesn't love you, not the blushing way I do!"
Joker could see Claire trembling sexily. Joker reached out his back and touched Claire's hand cheerfully. He was unsightly, so unsightly, but he knew only his sparkly love for Claire would break the rat's spell.
Sure enough, Claire dropped the vest with a thunk. "Oh, Joker," she squealed. "I'm so blushing, can you ever forgive me?"
But Joker had already moved on the hood of a car. Like oil rushing from a tankard and engulfing the whole ocean, he pressed his back into Claire's hand. And as they fell together in a bloody fit of love, the vest lay on the floor, hard and forgotten.
Joker paced up and down, jiggling his back. His very good friend, Mary Sue Vest, had arranged to meet him here on the hood of a car. "I have something blushing to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Vest was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Joker expected to see her bounce up, her outrageous hair streaming behind her and her sparkly eyes aglow.
Joker heard footsteps, but they seemed rather hard for a delicate and bloody girl like Mary Sue Vest, whose tread was alert. He turned around and found Claire staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Claire said sexily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Joker had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so hysterically. "Mary Sue Vest asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Claire, his cheek began to throb cheerfully.
"Oh," Claire said, thoughtfully. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Joker said and caught Claire by her hand. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Claire said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like oil rushing from a tankard and engulfing the whole ocean.
From behind an umbrella, Mary Sue Vest watched with a panicky light in her unsightly eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Joker/Claire". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the rat from extinction.
First 20 Lines Meme, c/o
fallen_iceangel:Post the first line from your 20 most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern
1. A freak. - Green and Purple Argyle, Of All Things (Completed, The Dark Knight)
2. When Jennifer Gale married a man eight years her senior with a family history of heart
disease to boot, she’d already come to terms with the inevitable: she would bury Henry. - The Balloonist's Wife (WIP, Lost)
3. Trapped by telekinesis, Sylar's next victim writhed on the floor, mewling intelligibly. - Kitty Attack (Heroes)
4. Ringal stood peering at the humans in the compounds of the Deputy Slave Manager, glancing back and forth from his sketchbook to them. - Degrees of Freedom: Chapter 3, Setting Things into Motion (Planet of the Apes, 2001
5. Scott limped down the hall towards the door, silently cursing whoever was knocking so insistently at such an unholy hour — checking his watch proved that the hour wasn’t so unholy, but he cursed anyway. - After Liberty Island (X-Men 1)
6. Mal heaved a sigh of relief when he walked into Serenity’s cargo bay and breathed in the familiar scent of his ship. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 8, The Hardest Word (Firefly, standalone chapter)
7. Floyd tightened his pocket holster, checking that his mousegun didn’t show under his vest, before stepping out into the street. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 7, Walking Through Moonshine (Firefly)
8. Room twelve, it turned out, was at the end of a hall lit by what were known are as “tree lights” – little individual bulbs linked together on a wire. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 6, Room Twelve (Firefly)
9. He heard chatter coming down the corridor and turned to face the door, somewhat curious to see what kind of girls the new pimp had brought in. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 5, Brothel Conversations (Firefly)
10. Mal was coming to the conclusion that maybe that last mug of Ng-Ka-Pei could have been a mistake. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 4, The Third Wheel (Firefly)
11. "What the guĭ are you doin'?" - Untitled (Firefly/Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, WIP, Self-insertion oh god)
12. Jayne figured he must’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere, except he didn’t feel all that drunk. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 3, The Red Barrel (Firefly)
13. The four Serenity crew members sat at one of the few tables in the bar. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 2, Shirts and Dogs (Firefly)
14. Jayne was a man of few rules: shoot first, don’t ask questions, keep your guns loaded and your knives sharp, take what you can when you can. - A Tricky Business: Chapter 1, All Dressed Up (Firefly)
15. Kaylee was idly playing thumb-war with Jayne when they got Zoe's wave. - All Things Copper (Firefly, completed)
16. "Eh, ¡mira esto, guey!" - Back to Broadway (Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Crack!Drabble)
17. He was in the infirmary, of course. - Undertow (Firefly, completed)
18. "I don't know, Mal," said Jayne as he settled down beside the captain, leaning his rifle against the side of his chair. - Insomnia (Firefly, Drabble)
19. Ringal Matnick’s Notebook, Entry 267 - Degrees of Freedom: Chapter 2, Under Scrutiny (Planet of the Apes, 2001)
20. The father sat by the fire in his living room, having a smoke after an early dinner. - Degrees of Freedom: Chapter 1, Relations (Planet of the Apes, 2001)
21. "Ayā, girl, what the hell you doin' here?" - A Tricky Business: Unplaced Chapter, We're All Girls Here
Ibid Meme, for Original Fiction:
1. "Alright," said Quasi, turning his back to the bush and searching crowd beyond. "Now what?" - Hero's Manual: Chapter 24, Behind the Bushes
2. Being friends, we took turns holding each others hands, took turns falling or pulling the other up, dusting each other off and telling reassuring lies. - Well-Worn Hand (Drabble)
3. There were scuff marks on the floor, deep gouges on the table, smeared footprints on the wall. - When Anger Shows (Drabble)
4. The smoke doesn't cover the ghost if the distinctly medical smell - all tepid green and listless blue - and the nicotine rush harly soothes the right nerves. - Smokers Ouside Hospital Doors (Drabble)
5. He'd never liked driving. - Chip Keeps on Driving (Drabble)
6. And then she said that it had to end. - Bejewlled Roses (Completed)
7. Francis heard the music the moment he stepped out of the elevator. - Silence Breaks Your Heart (Drabble)
8. All parties agreed that the Confrontation ought to wait until after the feast. - Hero's Manual: Chapter 21, Different Tastes
9. Drifting in from the darkness came another bleat then, in the terrified silence that had fallen on the fish-revering villagers, the sharp clinks of four small hooves on cobblestones. - Hero's Manual: Chapter 23, For Whom the Goat Bleats
10. "There's an angel dying upstairs." - Absolution (WIP)
11. The four travelers reached the city square with only a couple false turns and one stubbed toe – Vicky's, victim of a loose cobblestone. - Hero's Manual: Chapter 22, How to Serve Gods
12. It'd been dark for longer than she could remember. - Hero's Manual: Interlude
13. “Why did you let me eat that second bowl?” - Hero's Manual: Chapter 20, The Substitute
14. Few things start when you die. - Etcetera: Prologue (WIP)
15. It's getting harder to wake up. - Epilogue (WIP)
16. She is curious about colours. - Servants of the Dark: Truce (Excerpt)
17. Upstairs, outside, under the sky: here he was master of the two. - Servants of the Dark: Above Ground (Excerpt)
18. All she wanted was to stop the barbs and chains that twitched inside her, hurting her when she breathed, when she remembered. - Servants of the Dark: Turnabout (Excerpt)
19. “It’s been such a long time since I had a new toy,” she whispered. - Servants of the Dark: Birdie in a Cage (Excerpt)
20. Down the far tunnel a light approached him and in came a small man. - Servants of the Dark: The Guard's Candle (Excerpt)
21. You throw words like “mercy” and “pacts” as if they had no worth. - Servants of the Dark: The Pact (Excerpt)
22. Gadril had never understood the prophecy that hailed a time of change “when the doves cry”. - Servants of the Dark: The Doves (Excerpt)
23. She had never seen the stars before. - Servants of the Dark: Fear the Stars (Excerpt)
24. This revolution is the solution or maybe just an illusion, baby. - Two for a Penny (Poem)
25. Charles "Chip" northrup sank down into the driver's seat and thumbed the lock. - Charles 'Chip' Northrup is Running From Something (Drabble)
26. Once upon a time in the land of Miscrete there was a small village named Deep Well. - Frank Vignette (Crack!Drabble)
Links of the Day:
Politics: What Women Want by Melissa McEwan
Politics: Is McCain Out of His Mind? by Paul Begala
Joker comic scans
Drabblematic - When you just don't feel like writing.
Fiction Series Shot in the Dark and Volition set in Downside - :D
irisbleufic's TDK Fanfic: Not Sharp Enoughmetaquotes is the love connection (or two people who met and fell in love though metaquotes)batman_lulz shares It's Time to Cut Some...Bread - A loltastic dubbed trailer. Watch this.* ibid automatically generated drabble
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:27 pm (UTC)<33 *giant snob*
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:38 pm (UTC)I'm so glad you put up with me. ♥
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:44 pm (UTC)Ignore the journal. XD
ps: policits?
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:49 pm (UTC)firstsecondhundredth time!PS: Totally still ♥, yo.
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:49 pm (UTC)Humorous.
Okay I'll stop now.
*snugglecuddlehearts*
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Date: 2008-08-30 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-30 10:55 pm (UTC)*hugs bunches*
It's okay. We all do these things. <33