There is no spoon.*

[bending_sickle]

Meme via lienne: It's that five questions thing again. Shout the name of a fruit at me—seriously: "Leave a comment saying "ORANGES" (or any other fruit of your choice)"—I'll ask you five questions, you post your answers, other people shout fruits at you, the cycle continues.

1. the hell is a kumquat anyway - A kumquat is a hilarious word which is exceedingly fun to say. Oh, and a fruit, as per the meme's specs. I think I've had some before. Really, I just confused it with the satsuma, which isn't really as exotic as the name seems to imply, being somewhat of glorified mandarin (or, more amusingly, a "citrus mutant" according to Wiki) because I wanted to be all witty and amusing and sly by referencing the fruit the Tenth Doctor had in his pocket in his first episode, which was the first time I'd heard of that fruit and was sorely disappointed to see it wasn't anything special.

2. what do you think of this journal It's a very nice!

3. has anyone ever sent you a dirty postcard Unfortunately, no. Or maybe fortunately, because I don't want my parents to get the mail and end up with 0.0 eyes.

4. I don't mean like it had naughty words written on it or was smudged with grime, I mean like the picture on the postcard was pornographic. yes I just looked over at my stack of old mail to come up with that question Nope, not in any of those senses. I guess the closest I ever came was when chaosvizier didn't send me the Kenyan postcard of massive zebra schlong. (Scroll down.) Oh, what could have been.

5. I'm going to give up now Which means that I can both complete the meme and give up in a wonderfully paradoxical state of affairs! :D


Links of the Day:
Supernatural:
the_fmly_bzns' Fic I'm Your Biggest Fan
truelyesoteric's Fic Rockabye!Verse: On The Tree Top (Maybe It Is Time To Get Down And Walk With The Mortals)
sinestrated's Fic Life Lessons, or All I really need to know I learned from being a Winchester (Sam/Dean)
mabele's Fic (When In Love with an Angel)Always Read the Fine Print (Dean/Castiel)
wordplay__'s Big Bang Art Post Big Bang Art Post - Bleed Out And Take Him In
indignantlemur's Fanvid Consequences (Gabriel)
njoyingsanity's Fanvid Untitled
fatedcinderella's Fanvid Slow Dancing In A Burning Room (Jared/Jensen)
sakuri69's Fanvid This Animal I Have Become (Dean/Castiel)
starrylizard et al's RoundRobin Fanvid TGRRVES
bad__faith's Fanvid Love the Way You Lie
narcotic_doll's Fanvid If I Only Could
ficbitch82's Buffy Crossover Fanvid Hurricane (Buffy/Sam, Dean)
kjcharmed's Fanvid Fucking Worthless (Sam/Dean)
raloria's Picspam Weapons, Hands, Arms and More: Season 5
daggomus_prime's Fanart Oooh, Dean - "Dean, my body has responded to my beverage."
yaya_wr8t3r's Fanart Hunter Mug and Bumper Sticker
dean_sam's flocked New SPN Meme - 40 Days ; Times Sam drank demon blood ; New jersey Con Question: Video of Misha throwing his water bottle
EW's Exclusive: Supernatural boss on why he stepped down and what's coming up (hint: monsters!) - SPOILERS
Season 5 DVD Special: Eric Kripke
SciFiLove84>'s Fanvid Winning Video at NJ Convention
Ourspn's Birthday Book to Jensen ; Birthday Book for Jared

Doctor Who:
crimestotheear's Fanvid My Sweetest Downfall - Oh gods, my heart!
freakishlemon's Fanvid Not Alone - All Doctors, all companions, all the time!
Five Minute Doctor Who
Season 4 Transcripts
Doctor Who Wikia: TARDIS Index File

Other Fandom:
wptjeh's JEH Nightmare on Elm Street Interviews (Spain)
tennenat_love's flocked BBC Video: Decoy Bride (David in a Peadlo)
bradcpu's Heroes Fanvid Godnight Moon (Ensemble)
rockin_graphix's World Cup Icons
Cinematical's Jennifer Lawrence and Kevin Bacon Confirmed for 'X-Men: First Class" - \o/

Multifandom:
kros_21's Icons - Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl
absolutedestiny's Fanvid I Enjoy Being A Girl

Random:
redscharlach's Unfortunate-but-hilarious headline (with artistic interpretation)
yumemisama's On Ozzy Osborne
wtf_nature's Scientists peer inside a python as it swallows and digests rats ; Aggressive Acoustic Mimicry in South American Cats - Booyah!
marika_kailaya's DO NOT COME UP TO ME AND SAY, "MARIKA I AM HAVING [X] ISSUE WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH ME?"
IO9's King Arthur's castle and round table may have been found at last
Tim Wise's Black Power's Gonna Get You Sucka: Right-Wing Paranoia and the Rhetoric of Modern Racism


* The Matrix

Comments

[lienne.livejournal.com]

I love how you actually answered them like they were real questions. XD

[kalmialatifolia]

holy MOTHERFUCK that is a DONG right there that is. DAAAAAAAYUM ZEBRA. HOW YOU FIT THAT IN YOUR LADY. D=

BANANA. IT'S APPROPRIATE STFU.

[poisoned-sleep.livejournal.com]

KIWI!

*hugs you tightly*

Did I ever mention that I got your postcard from Rome?? I did, a few weeks ago now, and I loved it. Thank you!

xxx
Kit-Kat