The jack-of-all-trades seldom is good at any.*

[bending_sickle]

heroes_meta for Heroes 4x09 "Brother's Keeper"

Mohinder, Mira, Samuel's Brother, Samuel

- Oh, Momo, a few seconds back onscreen and you already fail at science. Random tectonic drift is not evolution, not even like genetic drift. Why must you suck so bad at science?

- "I assumed you meant..." Oh, Mohinder, remember, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me Mira.

- I seem to be saying this every time I see Matt or Momo, but where the fuck is Molly?!?

- You just...happen to have a movie projector? Just, lying around in you office? Seriously, Momo? Was it ling next to your invisible lab supplies, you know, the ones you used to research genetics whilst in New York, when all we ever saw in your apartment was a light microscope?

- Seriously, the only was I can buy Momo's mad and varied skills anymore is if it turns out he's MacGyver. He's a geneticist! A medical doctor! A taxi driver! A compass-builder! A teacher! Pick something, damnit!

- Man, Mira's kinda harsh. "If you disappear to go save the world from a super-powerful Special, I won't wait for you." Sheesh, woman.

- It's nice how the Irish brothers want to make a better world for all people...with abilities. Some people are just more special than others.

Nathan!Sylar, Peter, Rene, Matt:

- Not-Nate, as you sure you want to remember what happened at the carnival? You woke up half-dressed in someone's trailer, I'm just sayin' ;)

- Oh look! It's Plot-Device Rene! I wish they'd let him do more than stare at people all meaningfully and get them on their way. Maybe Rene's too busy being awesome to show up on Heroes?

- I love Peter's "Bitch, please" face at Rene's "What you discover may be more than you can bear."

- Yay! The two Sylar pieces are coming together to make a sexy whole!

- Matt's "under guard" my ass.

- Sylar's "I don't have time for all the five stages of grief," made me love him more, and I didn't think that was physically possible!

- Matt and a cop get into a closet and take off their clothes. No, wait, I don't care what really happened, just leave me with this cracky imagery and I'll be fine.

- I didn't think Peter was staring at Nathan with anything other than light amusement and "You're totally my brother anyway," eyes, but if Nate's going to be all "Show me I'm wrong" then there can be only one solution! Sexy time!

Claire, Tracy, Bennett

- I love how casually Clair grabs a knife. Although, since she can't get hurt, the knife can only be for offense rather than self-defense, which is rather homicidal of her...

- Tracy's whispered "Can you hear me?" was adorable.


* Napoleon Hill