Let's go play slappyface.*

[bending_sickle]

Sometimes I get these weird one-liners or short dialogues spouting off in my head. And, because I've been trying to work for the past, ooh, 9 hours and done fuck all, I'm going to share. (I usually put these on sickle_stories, but I'd have to log out, log in... You can see why I'm not doing that.)

What this really means is that I'm booooooooooored. I'm also incredibly fucked for my presentation, because a) no presentation done yet and b) might be good to practice the talk beforehand, which can't be done without the fucking presentation. Spending all day trying to work means that no work gets done and no procrastination gets done either. It sucks!

Also, hit me up for this meme via rex_dart:

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any of the fandoms you know I like AND give me a type of AU (Western, pirates, historical era of your choice, space opera, etc) for each fandom. I will then explain what story from that fandom I would write for that AU.

You can skip the AU thingy if'n you like.

Fandoms I know stuff about, even if only a little: BtVS, Angel, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Heroes, Lost, Spaced, Doctor Who, House, X Men, Star Wars, Star Trek (Picard Era), PotC, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Secret Window, Chronicles of Riddick, Sean of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Harry Potter, Narnia Chronicles, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Discworld, etc.

ETA: Please, people, talk to me here. I'm loooosing it!

***
"Well, don't I have the luck of a drowning weasel..."

"Will you just sit down? Christ, I'm nervous enough just watching you pacing about with that thing in the air."

"As if you've never wanted to douse something in petrol before."

"Listen, I'm going to go outside and be sick all over the pavement. If you really want to come along, I can't stop you, but I'd rather you didn't."

"You're tap-dancing on a mine-field, mate. I'd shut up if I were you."

"You know how they say, 'cold as a witch's teat'? What d'you say when it's dry weather?"
"What, like, 'dry as a witch's cunt'?"
"Yeah."
"Wouldn't they be more of the wet variety? All that prancing about with the devil 'n' all?"

"You so much as squeak a word of this to anyone, and I'll stuff eels down your trousers. Electric eels. Hungry, too."


Links of the Day:
YouTube: I Am Not Canadian - Quebec Version
YouTube: I Am Not American - The Arrogant Worms
YouTube: Canada's Really Big - The Arrogant Worms


* Gene Hunt, Life on Mars