Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.*

[bending_sickle]

*has just finished reading 15 journal articles* *braindead*

Entertainment. Need mindles entertainment. And food. And a shower. I've been postponing these things for hours now. Oh gods...

*has just remembered Bacardi Breezer in fridge* Resistance is futile. You shall be assimilated.

: But it's now 1:40 am, and I haven't had dinner yet, so maybe vodka not so good, yes? Tomorrow, my precious.
ETA2: It's 3:43 am, I've had the last dredges of cereal as supper, have a headache and posted on quintoesque. One of these makes me happy.

Meme: Music on Shuffle and Your Life, wherein I attempt humour, c/o active_apathy

1. Set $media_app to random.
2. For each question, press 'next' to divine the answer.
3. Write down that song, regardless of silliness. Silliness is kind of the point.

And now, the answers:

1. Q: Are you male or female?
A: Used to be a sweet boy - Morissey

Mom, Dad, is there something I should know?

2. Q: Describe yourself.
A: Seventy Times 7 - Brand New

So, obviously, 490 kinds of awesome. That, or massively split personalities.

3. Q: How do you feel about yourself?
A: Soldier's Poem - Muse

Ruler of the world! Withholder of justice! Non-deserving of freedom!

4. Q: Describe your ex.
A: Pretty Dress - Rosie Thomas

I loved you for your body wardrobe, babykins.

5. Q: Describe your current partner.
A: The Snake - Shivaree

So... Is this a step down from dress!boy? *snerk* "I only love you for your snake." Freud would have a field day with this.

6. Q: Describe your current location.
A: Don't Turn Around - Ace of Base

Right behind you! Mwahahaha! *ninja!strike*

7. Q: Describe what you want to be.
A: Pleasure, Little Treasure - Depech Mode

...surprisingly accurate, you might say.

8. Q: Describe your best friend.
A: Ma dependence - Daniel Belanger

Too true, too true.

9. Q: Your favourite colour is...
A: Hold On - Sarah McLachlan

I don't know, only time will tell, but apparently it's gonna hurt like hell.

10. Q: You know that...
A: Gimme Back My Bullets - Lynyrd Skynryd**

Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do to stop you, Meme, from infecting the rest of the unsuspecting LJ-ninsula. *sigh* The things you see when you don't have a rifle.

11. Q: What is the weather like?
A: Running on Empty - Jackson Browne

It hasn't rained in days! *dances*

12. Q: If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
A: Bills, Bills, Bills - Jonathan Coulton

It would suck so much it wouldn't even get a name before being pulled off the air and leaving me bankrupt.

...wait a minute.

13. Q: What is life to you?
A: The Universal - Blur

Dude, like, it's all, like, connected, and stuff. And like, woah, dude.

14. Q: What is the best advice you have to give?
A: Things Don't Always Turn Out That Way - The Calling

*nod* Yip.

15. Q: Describe your love life.
A: Close Your Eyes - Christopher Beck

So, I close my eyes expecting a kiss, and instead get run through with a sword and get sent to a hell dimension for all eternity?

Great, love, just bloody great.

16. Q: How are you going to die?
A: Dice - Finley Quaye

Gambling, apparently. Probably ripped apart, in LA, with a couple of Japanese tourists hiding in the bathroom.

17. Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: I'd Love To - Morrissey

...but I can't. Nope of this hypothetical crap.

18. Q: What do your friends think of you?
A: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

The call me Mr Fahrenheit, apparently, and think I''m either a) a shooting star, b) a tiger, or c) a racing car. *omg racecar bling bling* I think my friends are on crack.

19. Q: What is your funeral song going to be?
A: Into Temptation - Crowded House

I'll be diving into the open arms of hell wearing my new blue dress, only to have the earth rebel and spit me back out so fast I'll be chomping on the moarners before you can say "brains".

20. Q: What are you going to repost this as?
A: Bling (Confession of a King) - The Killers

As warning to all my future minions. Once my second television show about my unlife garnered me millions (490 million, to be exact), there'll be no one to stop me as I drive around in my racecar at light speed and take over the world with my ninja skills.


Quote of the Day: Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See (1991)
In which case, there may be some part of our mind that, when confronted with a void, expects to be able to leap out into it and even urges us to do so. So what you end up with is a conflict between a primitive, atavistic part of your mind which is saying "Jump!" and the more modern, rational part of your mind which is saying, "For Christ's sake, don't!" In fact, vertigo is explained by some not as the fear of falling, but as the temptation to jump!

While I don't have vertigo per se, I do gt the feeling that I might, if I'm not careful, jump or worse, get pushed over by the wind. Especially the wind. (I also dislike - read: get freaked out by) the whole "wind roaring in your ears" aspect of velocity, due to that rather traumatic this-horse-won't-bloody-stop experience. With a repeat the following week. When you have time to seriously consider throwing yourself off the horse when it's on its umpteenth lap at light-speed, you know it's not a good day.)

projectdownload - - What is this?
Links of the Day
Damatized version of Neil Gaiman's Anasi Boys on bbc.co.uk = \o/
Douglas Adams: Wikiquote - I will not cry for the puddle, I will not cry for the puddle, I will not- Aw, hell.
BtVS Website


* Ford Prefect, somewhere in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galazy series by Douglas Adams
** I hateed typing out this name.

Comments

[blizzardcake.livejournal.com]

OMG... The puddle XD That is one of my fave quotes from Douglas Adams! I remember thinking it was so tragic when I first read it :D The puddle just fit the hole so staggeringly well =(

LOL I'm going to try the music shuffle meme but this may be a little complicated with my playlist :P *fishes out Japanese-English dictionary* bwahaha