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I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.*
May. 22nd, 2008 09:26 am( Sickle omfg's at CSI finale )
Lost better as fucking hell not rip my heart out and stomp on it all Gene-style! I've had enough of that with CSI and House finales. Why are the only episodes I watch the really really sad ones?
Do not hurt my people, Lost. You can pistol-whip Ben** all you want - the man's used to it - but hurt him? You're dead. Hurt Des, and you're likewise dead. Hurt Jin and you're...well, predictable, I guess***. Not that I'd be too torn over Jin. Daniel and Frank're off limits too! Most other folk are pretty safe thanks to flashforwards. But, damnit, do not make me weep profusely. Bite my nails to the knuckle, sure, that's what you're for. But no hurting nice folk. (Keamey, on the other hand, must be torn limb from limb in a spectacular manner, or at least totally pwned by Ben. Mount Fandom demands it.)
ETA: ( Meme! )
* "Still Alive", Jonathan Coulton (Portal's end credits song)
** Am once again infatuated with ol' Benji. Damn you, Michael Emerson, damn you and you're acting wiles! Leave my poor little fanish heart alone!
*** I'd say Lost being predictable would be a sign of impending apocalypse, but people've called some things already.
Lost better as fucking hell not rip my heart out and stomp on it all Gene-style! I've had enough of that with CSI and House finales. Why are the only episodes I watch the really really sad ones?
Do not hurt my people, Lost. You can pistol-whip Ben** all you want - the man's used to it - but hurt him? You're dead. Hurt Des, and you're likewise dead. Hurt Jin and you're...well, predictable, I guess***. Not that I'd be too torn over Jin. Daniel and Frank're off limits too! Most other folk are pretty safe thanks to flashforwards. But, damnit, do not make me weep profusely. Bite my nails to the knuckle, sure, that's what you're for. But no hurting nice folk. (Keamey, on the other hand, must be torn limb from limb in a spectacular manner, or at least totally pwned by Ben. Mount Fandom demands it.)
ETA: ( Meme! )
* "Still Alive", Jonathan Coulton (Portal's end credits song)
** Am once again infatuated with ol' Benji. Damn you, Michael Emerson, damn you and you're acting wiles! Leave my poor little fanish heart alone!
*** I'd say Lost being predictable would be a sign of impending apocalypse, but people've called some things already.
