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bending_sickleMeme: Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name? goddamnit meme, not everybody has one
2. How old are you? 30
3. What is your birthday? sept 26
4. What is your zodiac sign? libra, the one object in a multitude of awesome living fantastical creatures
5. What is your favorite color? fuck favourites. (but blue's got nice shades)
6. What's your lucky number? no such thing
7. Do you have any pets? nope
8. Where are you from? *hysterical laughter* my parents are from countries A and B, i was born in country C, and I grew up in countries D, E, F, G, and C, and as an adult have lived in countries G, A, H, and E. so. *hysterical laughter continues*
9. How tall are you? fucked if i know. 1.58?
10. What shoe size are you? 36.5 (which is like a 6 or 6.5)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? fuck you i ain't counting them. lots, okay.
12. What was your last dream about? something involving rape and a tunnel and night, and then getting lost in leiden at night because there was a giant science complex instead of the train station and also panic about having moved to a room but not having money to pay the rent yet. yays.
13. What talents do you have? you mean shit i can do well without having had to practice? ...fucked if i know, man. i've practiced hard for the little i can do well.
14. Are you psychic in any way? ...i love how it's "in any way". yes. totally psychic. totally. (jesus fuck no, obviously)
15. Favorite song? alien concept is alien
16. Favorite movie? as if i can remember this shit
17. Who would be your ideal partner? no judging. no shouting. no unnecessary sounds. yes cuddling.
18. Do you want children? yes, i want them away from me
19. Do you want a church wedding? i don't want no wedding, but thanks for assuming i do, meme.
20. Are you religious? only when i've been curled up in agony on the floor for four hours praying for the sweet release of death. then yes. anything if it'll make the pain stop. otherwise, nope.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yep.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nope
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? i shook jane goodall's hand and was going to tell her i liked her speech but then a rude piece of shit cut in and flailed and fawned at her. i've also met high-ups in political and religious circles, but i don't think they count as celebrities.
24. Baths or showers? there is no "or"
25. What color socks are you wearing? fluffy white and baby blue ones. FOREVER COLD.
26. Have you ever been famous? no
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? noooooo *hisses and hides from the world*
28. What type of music do you like? ALL THE MUSIC
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? no
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? two. it's a wide bed. although i went for over a decade with no pillows, so...
31. What position do you usually sleep in? on mah belly
32. How big is your house? fucked if i know, and it's not my house. it's not even my parents' house.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? orange juice or fruit, coffee, toast.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? does an air rifle count? the kind with wee pellets you use for birds? (i shot at a target. hit it, even.)
35. Have you ever tried archery? once. shot two arrows. BEST THING EVER, MUST REPEAT AGAIN.
36. Favorite clean word? - dafuq is a clean word? *reads next question* oh are you shitting me. i don't knoooooow. opalescent. there. that one's nice.
37. Favorite swear word? fuck. i really should widen my swear vocabulary.
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 24 hours? idk, i've only done one all-nighter. i have, however, gone a week or two on an average of four hours sleep, which let me tell you, not fun.
39. Do you have any scars? who the fuck is going to answer "no" to this? y'all got a bellybutton, right? but anyway. yes. whoah nelly, do i ever.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? me being able to answer this question invalidates the question.
41. Are you a good liar? sometimes? for some things? like, if they're things i know i should lie about. but sweet jesus if you ask me about something point blank and i am not prepared i can't lie even if i don't want to tell you.
42. Are you a good judge of character? idk. i haven't been around people enough lately. i seem to be decent enough. (aaaand then i think about those three scarring friendships involving blackmail, dropping me like it's hot, or using me as a tourist stop and then dropping me like it's hot. which. yeah. those people suck.)
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? ...yes? maybe? possibly badly? (i can't do spanish accents, tho. not in spanish, and only "hispanophone speaking english" when i'm talking to my parents because enunciating carefully.)
44. Do you have a strong accent? no. (though one day i'd like to come up to an accent specialist person and be like "so where do i sound like i'm from")
45. What is your favorite accent? ...do you mean like "accent when speaking in english" or like "accent when speaking their own language" which is the same as "favourite language"? anyway. um. irish is nice. also like the midwest accent (idk, tennessee?) and the south...east??? (louisianna and the likes). (wow self, americocentrist much?)
and if we're talking about spanish accents when talking spanish, then the cuban one is precious.
and if we're talking french accents when talking french, then ivory coast or cameroun.
46. What is your personality type? circumstantial
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? idk maybe my dress for my bro's wedding
48. Can you curl your tongue? roll it fold it bend it snap it
49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie (...we're talking bellybuttons, right?)
50. Left or right handed? right but that doesn't mean the left is useless
51. Are you scared of spiders? no
52. Favorite food? HOW CAN I CHOOSE
53. Favorite foreign food? all food is foreign food for me. i grew up on a spanish, french, italian and mexican fusion with some arabic and indian thrown in.
54. Are you a clean or messy person? no, no, no, my friend. the opposite of "messy" is organized. cleanliness has nothing to do with either. i can be messy and clean, or organized and filthy. and it depends what for. like, i don't clean things as much as i should, but by god do i keep them clean. and shit be organized all up in here.
55. Most used phrase? when typing with peeps, "i mean". when muttering to myself, "well, that was exciting" in the most sarcastic and defeatist way possible. when with my parents? "would you let me finish just one sentence?" or some variation thereof.
56. Most used word? when typing with peeps, "yo" and "so" and "also". when spoken? idefk
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? depends what for. and whether this includes breakfast and a shower. and whether i need to mentally brace myself for something. or want to feel pretty. what kind of question is this?!
58. Do you have much of an ego? it's more of a "i may be worthless but don't none of y'all treat me like that or so help me god"
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both.
60. Do you talk to yourself? ...does an imaginary third party count?
61. Do you sing to yourself? yep. only when alone in the house. and happy.
62. Are you a good singer? i don't have a clue. i know sometimes i don't hit the notes i was aiming for, but what comes out is still not half bad? like i'll not reproduce the melody i want but i'll get a melody regardless?
63. Biggest Fear? having a great white shark come at me from below and eat me.
64. Are you a gossip? nah.
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? i can't remember this shit, we've already covered this.
66. Do you like long or short hair? both. which is annoying because when i had short hair i was all BUT I CAN'T BRAID MY HAIR and now that i'm growing it out (TO INFINITY AND BEYOND or whatever) i'm all "remember when we had wee controlled curls?" so idk.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I BE ABLE TO but eh i probably can. i learned them - and the state capitals - at school one year (in costa rica. because american school. ugh.) show me a map, i'll do the thing.
i can also name the canadian provinces and maaaybe their capitals. certainly a few lakes.
i cannot, however, name even half of spain or mexico's provinces. yay failure! all i know of spanish geography i learned from the weather, and i don't think i ever learned mexican geography. i used to know costa rican geography pretty well but that was years and years ago.
68. Favorite school subject? english and biology.
69. Extrovert or Introvert? introvert. so introvert.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no, only snorkling, and the two times i have i've had to concentrate really fucking hard on not panicking and actually breathing. still. snorkles, man. worth it for the fishies.
71. What makes you nervous? uncertaintly. social events. forms. appointments. phone calls. packing. so many things, lj.
72. Are you scared of the dark? no. (unless i'm sleepy and have justed watched a scary movie. then yes.)
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? depends on how grievous the mistake and whether they deserve to know or whether it's worth it.
74. Are you ticklish? not "omg so sensitive" but yes
75. Have you ever started a rumor? why would i even?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? ...ESL teacher that one time i was getting my diploma? babysitter those few times? helping out kids with their homework that other time? ...not much authority was had or used, though.
77. Have you ever drank underage? european, helloooo. so yes.
78. Have you ever done drugs? only prescription and like second-hand pot smoke (so muuuuch from uni in canada and only a wee bit in the netherlands. there was this coffee shop between the train station and my place. but hot damn i never even had a space brownie while i was there and SO UPSET.)
79. Who was your first real crush? ...wolverine from the x men cartoon? oh, wait, "real". idk, david b. from elementary?
80. How many piercings do you have? ear loooobes, one each.
81. Can you roll your Rs? i speak spanish, motherfucker.
82. How fast can you type? idk. fast enough.
83. How fast can you run? not very?
84. What color is your hair? broooown. slightly reddish 'cause fake colour. some blonde streaks still clinging on from childhood. oh and did i mention WHITE SO MUCH WHITE WHERE DID THEY COME FROM WHY IS THIS HAPPENING SO MANY WHITE HAIRS.
85. What color are your eyes? apparently "hazel" which is code for "we don't fucking know, there's a lot of colours there". so like green with grey and a ring of brown in the middle.
86. What are you allergic to? nothing. except one time i broke out in hives and i have no idea what that was for but obviously some sort of allergic reaction to something
87. Do you keep a journal? ...yes, except i write in it like once a month because i suck and life sucks and ugh. also lj. also also tumblr occasionally.
88. What do your parents do? retired diplomat and house-spouse (who at one point was a school teacher?)
89. Do you like your age? i would if my life weren't the unaccomplished shit it is and i hadn't not done anything for like years and years. i mean, i don't care about my age, per se, just that i've sucked at life.
90. What makes you angry? inconsiderate pricks. hypocrisy. people and politics fucking with folks. xenophobic racist shits. people complimenting me on my english and lack of accent (I WILL BURN YOU TO THE GROUND). universities asking me to prove my english skills. "pick your ethnicity" lists. conservation fuck ups. people walking slow or hogging sidewalks. people making unnecessary noises. people coming at me when i'm walking and wearing headphones and obviously not going to fucking flirt with them. ...erm. a lot, apparently.
91. Do you like your own name? not overly.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? what fuckery is this "already". NO CHILDREN. NO BABIES. NONE. (but julien. joanna. adelaide. eh.)
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? NO CHILD.
94. What are your strengths? *shrugs despodently* not being dead yet.
95. What are your weaknesses? over-worrying. over-sensitivity. anxiety. thinking and worrying about things 2489039 steps ahead. ...wait did you mean "weaknessess" as in faults, or as in "things that will bring you down" because i can be defeated by a barking dog because hells to the no, instant terror.
96. How did you get your name? my mom had heard adriana. my dad wanted alejandra. it was put to a vote and mom and bro won out.
97. Were your ancestors royalty? ffs, lj. (okay, idk about geneologically, but historically-speaking, odds are that there's some conquistador blood in there, and one side of my family was in the capital of the kingdom of castille so eh.)
98. Do you have any scars? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, MEME
99. Color of your bedspread? white with some flowery cashmir design in...idk, mauve? with wee light green spots.
100. Color of your room? cream
Also, meme, how is this "uncomfortably well". Dude, like, ask me what I'd do for a Klondike bar. What weapon I'd use against zombies. Whether I'd kill a man. My sexy kinks. You know, the serious uncomfortable stuff.
* David Klass, You Don't Know Me
1. What is you middle name? goddamnit meme, not everybody has one
2. How old are you? 30
3. What is your birthday? sept 26
4. What is your zodiac sign? libra, the one object in a multitude of awesome living fantastical creatures
5. What is your favorite color? fuck favourites. (but blue's got nice shades)
6. What's your lucky number? no such thing
7. Do you have any pets? nope
8. Where are you from? *hysterical laughter* my parents are from countries A and B, i was born in country C, and I grew up in countries D, E, F, G, and C, and as an adult have lived in countries G, A, H, and E. so. *hysterical laughter continues*
9. How tall are you? fucked if i know. 1.58?
10. What shoe size are you? 36.5 (which is like a 6 or 6.5)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? fuck you i ain't counting them. lots, okay.
12. What was your last dream about? something involving rape and a tunnel and night, and then getting lost in leiden at night because there was a giant science complex instead of the train station and also panic about having moved to a room but not having money to pay the rent yet. yays.
13. What talents do you have? you mean shit i can do well without having had to practice? ...fucked if i know, man. i've practiced hard for the little i can do well.
14. Are you psychic in any way? ...i love how it's "in any way". yes. totally psychic. totally. (jesus fuck no, obviously)
15. Favorite song? alien concept is alien
16. Favorite movie? as if i can remember this shit
17. Who would be your ideal partner? no judging. no shouting. no unnecessary sounds. yes cuddling.
18. Do you want children? yes, i want them away from me
19. Do you want a church wedding? i don't want no wedding, but thanks for assuming i do, meme.
20. Are you religious? only when i've been curled up in agony on the floor for four hours praying for the sweet release of death. then yes. anything if it'll make the pain stop. otherwise, nope.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yep.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nope
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? i shook jane goodall's hand and was going to tell her i liked her speech but then a rude piece of shit cut in and flailed and fawned at her. i've also met high-ups in political and religious circles, but i don't think they count as celebrities.
24. Baths or showers? there is no "or"
25. What color socks are you wearing? fluffy white and baby blue ones. FOREVER COLD.
26. Have you ever been famous? no
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? noooooo *hisses and hides from the world*
28. What type of music do you like? ALL THE MUSIC
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? no
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? two. it's a wide bed. although i went for over a decade with no pillows, so...
31. What position do you usually sleep in? on mah belly
32. How big is your house? fucked if i know, and it's not my house. it's not even my parents' house.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? orange juice or fruit, coffee, toast.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? does an air rifle count? the kind with wee pellets you use for birds? (i shot at a target. hit it, even.)
35. Have you ever tried archery? once. shot two arrows. BEST THING EVER, MUST REPEAT AGAIN.
36. Favorite clean word? - dafuq is a clean word? *reads next question* oh are you shitting me. i don't knoooooow. opalescent. there. that one's nice.
37. Favorite swear word? fuck. i really should widen my swear vocabulary.
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 24 hours? idk, i've only done one all-nighter. i have, however, gone a week or two on an average of four hours sleep, which let me tell you, not fun.
39. Do you have any scars? who the fuck is going to answer "no" to this? y'all got a bellybutton, right? but anyway. yes. whoah nelly, do i ever.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? me being able to answer this question invalidates the question.
41. Are you a good liar? sometimes? for some things? like, if they're things i know i should lie about. but sweet jesus if you ask me about something point blank and i am not prepared i can't lie even if i don't want to tell you.
42. Are you a good judge of character? idk. i haven't been around people enough lately. i seem to be decent enough. (aaaand then i think about those three scarring friendships involving blackmail, dropping me like it's hot, or using me as a tourist stop and then dropping me like it's hot. which. yeah. those people suck.)
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? ...yes? maybe? possibly badly? (i can't do spanish accents, tho. not in spanish, and only "hispanophone speaking english" when i'm talking to my parents because enunciating carefully.)
44. Do you have a strong accent? no. (though one day i'd like to come up to an accent specialist person and be like "so where do i sound like i'm from")
45. What is your favorite accent? ...do you mean like "accent when speaking in english" or like "accent when speaking their own language" which is the same as "favourite language"? anyway. um. irish is nice. also like the midwest accent (idk, tennessee?) and the south...east??? (louisianna and the likes). (wow self, americocentrist much?)
and if we're talking about spanish accents when talking spanish, then the cuban one is precious.
and if we're talking french accents when talking french, then ivory coast or cameroun.
46. What is your personality type? circumstantial
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? idk maybe my dress for my bro's wedding
48. Can you curl your tongue? roll it fold it bend it snap it
49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie (...we're talking bellybuttons, right?)
50. Left or right handed? right but that doesn't mean the left is useless
51. Are you scared of spiders? no
52. Favorite food? HOW CAN I CHOOSE
53. Favorite foreign food? all food is foreign food for me. i grew up on a spanish, french, italian and mexican fusion with some arabic and indian thrown in.
54. Are you a clean or messy person? no, no, no, my friend. the opposite of "messy" is organized. cleanliness has nothing to do with either. i can be messy and clean, or organized and filthy. and it depends what for. like, i don't clean things as much as i should, but by god do i keep them clean. and shit be organized all up in here.
55. Most used phrase? when typing with peeps, "i mean". when muttering to myself, "well, that was exciting" in the most sarcastic and defeatist way possible. when with my parents? "would you let me finish just one sentence?" or some variation thereof.
56. Most used word? when typing with peeps, "yo" and "so" and "also". when spoken? idefk
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? depends what for. and whether this includes breakfast and a shower. and whether i need to mentally brace myself for something. or want to feel pretty. what kind of question is this?!
58. Do you have much of an ego? it's more of a "i may be worthless but don't none of y'all treat me like that or so help me god"
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both.
60. Do you talk to yourself? ...does an imaginary third party count?
61. Do you sing to yourself? yep. only when alone in the house. and happy.
62. Are you a good singer? i don't have a clue. i know sometimes i don't hit the notes i was aiming for, but what comes out is still not half bad? like i'll not reproduce the melody i want but i'll get a melody regardless?
63. Biggest Fear? having a great white shark come at me from below and eat me.
64. Are you a gossip? nah.
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? i can't remember this shit, we've already covered this.
66. Do you like long or short hair? both. which is annoying because when i had short hair i was all BUT I CAN'T BRAID MY HAIR and now that i'm growing it out (TO INFINITY AND BEYOND or whatever) i'm all "remember when we had wee controlled curls?" so idk.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I BE ABLE TO but eh i probably can. i learned them - and the state capitals - at school one year (in costa rica. because american school. ugh.) show me a map, i'll do the thing.
i can also name the canadian provinces and maaaybe their capitals. certainly a few lakes.
i cannot, however, name even half of spain or mexico's provinces. yay failure! all i know of spanish geography i learned from the weather, and i don't think i ever learned mexican geography. i used to know costa rican geography pretty well but that was years and years ago.
68. Favorite school subject? english and biology.
69. Extrovert or Introvert? introvert. so introvert.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no, only snorkling, and the two times i have i've had to concentrate really fucking hard on not panicking and actually breathing. still. snorkles, man. worth it for the fishies.
71. What makes you nervous? uncertaintly. social events. forms. appointments. phone calls. packing. so many things, lj.
72. Are you scared of the dark? no. (unless i'm sleepy and have justed watched a scary movie. then yes.)
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? depends on how grievous the mistake and whether they deserve to know or whether it's worth it.
74. Are you ticklish? not "omg so sensitive" but yes
75. Have you ever started a rumor? why would i even?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? ...ESL teacher that one time i was getting my diploma? babysitter those few times? helping out kids with their homework that other time? ...not much authority was had or used, though.
77. Have you ever drank underage? european, helloooo. so yes.
78. Have you ever done drugs? only prescription and like second-hand pot smoke (so muuuuch from uni in canada and only a wee bit in the netherlands. there was this coffee shop between the train station and my place. but hot damn i never even had a space brownie while i was there and SO UPSET.)
79. Who was your first real crush? ...wolverine from the x men cartoon? oh, wait, "real". idk, david b. from elementary?
80. How many piercings do you have? ear loooobes, one each.
81. Can you roll your Rs? i speak spanish, motherfucker.
82. How fast can you type? idk. fast enough.
83. How fast can you run? not very?
84. What color is your hair? broooown. slightly reddish 'cause fake colour. some blonde streaks still clinging on from childhood. oh and did i mention WHITE SO MUCH WHITE WHERE DID THEY COME FROM WHY IS THIS HAPPENING SO MANY WHITE HAIRS.
85. What color are your eyes? apparently "hazel" which is code for "we don't fucking know, there's a lot of colours there". so like green with grey and a ring of brown in the middle.
86. What are you allergic to? nothing. except one time i broke out in hives and i have no idea what that was for but obviously some sort of allergic reaction to something
87. Do you keep a journal? ...yes, except i write in it like once a month because i suck and life sucks and ugh. also lj. also also tumblr occasionally.
88. What do your parents do? retired diplomat and house-spouse (who at one point was a school teacher?)
89. Do you like your age? i would if my life weren't the unaccomplished shit it is and i hadn't not done anything for like years and years. i mean, i don't care about my age, per se, just that i've sucked at life.
90. What makes you angry? inconsiderate pricks. hypocrisy. people and politics fucking with folks. xenophobic racist shits. people complimenting me on my english and lack of accent (I WILL BURN YOU TO THE GROUND). universities asking me to prove my english skills. "pick your ethnicity" lists. conservation fuck ups. people walking slow or hogging sidewalks. people making unnecessary noises. people coming at me when i'm walking and wearing headphones and obviously not going to fucking flirt with them. ...erm. a lot, apparently.
91. Do you like your own name? not overly.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? what fuckery is this "already". NO CHILDREN. NO BABIES. NONE. (but julien. joanna. adelaide. eh.)
93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? NO CHILD.
94. What are your strengths? *shrugs despodently* not being dead yet.
95. What are your weaknesses? over-worrying. over-sensitivity. anxiety. thinking and worrying about things 2489039 steps ahead. ...wait did you mean "weaknessess" as in faults, or as in "things that will bring you down" because i can be defeated by a barking dog because hells to the no, instant terror.
96. How did you get your name? my mom had heard adriana. my dad wanted alejandra. it was put to a vote and mom and bro won out.
97. Were your ancestors royalty? ffs, lj. (okay, idk about geneologically, but historically-speaking, odds are that there's some conquistador blood in there, and one side of my family was in the capital of the kingdom of castille so eh.)
98. Do you have any scars? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, MEME
99. Color of your bedspread? white with some flowery cashmir design in...idk, mauve? with wee light green spots.
100. Color of your room? cream
Also, meme, how is this "uncomfortably well". Dude, like, ask me what I'd do for a Klondike bar. What weapon I'd use against zombies. Whether I'd kill a man. My sexy kinks. You know, the serious uncomfortable stuff.
* David Klass, You Don't Know Me
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Date: 2014-06-01 03:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-06-01 03:19 pm (UTC)...i'm terrible.
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Date: 2014-06-01 03:33 pm (UTC)i'd avoid the zombie's nethers, tbqh. you get labia flaps fallin' off like tender roast beef, or a dick just straight up tearin' off. you gotta be gentle with a zombie, no matter their preferences.
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Date: 2014-06-01 05:19 pm (UTC)speaking of, i guess i'll only whisper sweet nothings to zombie nethers then :)
...i'm having too much fun saying "zombie nethers"
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Date: 2014-06-02 04:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-06-02 05:32 pm (UTC)...I'm just sayin'.
Also I found this whilst on my gif hunt and whaaaaat?!
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Date: 2014-06-02 05:38 pm (UTC)I need to watch more of The Penguins of Madagascar. Because the Madagascar movies themselves are meh, but the penguins always win. Everything's better with penguins.
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Date: 2014-06-02 06:01 pm (UTC)I'm with you on the need for more Penguins viewings.
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Date: 2014-06-02 06:37 pm (UTC)Netflix has failed in having the Penguins on streaming. I suppose I'll settle for waiting for the disks. Grumble.
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Date: 2014-06-04 01:10 pm (UTC)...to be fair, "florp" is a great sound. Full credit to you. Florp.
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Date: 2014-06-03 12:19 am (UTC)*gently caresses your hair* zombie nethers.
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Date: 2014-06-03 09:15 am (UTC)*curls up beside you* "zombie nethers" will now be a term of affection *nuzzles*
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Date: 2014-06-02 04:23 pm (UTC)4. Well, you could be a fish. Scales are better than fish. And yet, fish have scales. Hmmmmm...
13. Writing is a talent! You can has! Is yours!
14. "In any way" is the key phrase. So, "in a very very loose definition of the word psychic", then totally yes.
16. Your favorite movie is now "The Adventure Time Movie Starring Richard Armitage And The Winchester Brothers."
18. I knew I liked you for a reason.
23. Political/religious celebrities are kinda questionable. I mean, the Pope is still pretty awesome. Although apparently Cardinal Gaenswein is the way to go, as the Sexiest Man In The Vatican, Bar None. I regret having this knowledge.
35. Archery is pretty cool. I wouldn't mind Hawkeyeing my way through life.
45. Those wacky American accents...
59. This question is way more suggestive than it should be.
63. That is an oddly specific fear.
67. If you can name all fifty states and capitals, you're a better American than I.
77. God bless Europe.
79. Fair is fair, Wolverine was way hotter than David. ;-)
80. Oh My God, I thought you typed "Ears, Boobies" and wow I need to look closer at words and shit.
89. That's an odd question. "Sure, this age is ok, but the Bronze Age had some cool things going for it, and the Stone Age had fuckin' Saber-Toothed Tigers and Woolly Mammoths! FUCK YEAH!"
101. Klondike Bars are overrated.
102. Zombie weapon: anything nearby.
103. You would totally kill that guy.
104. #103.
105. This bed made out of scorpions and oyster shells is SERIOUS UNCOMFORTABLE STUFF, YO.
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Date: 2014-06-02 05:59 pm (UTC)4. Can I be a scale made of fish? (http://chestofbooks.com/outdoors/fishing/Sea-River/images/SPEARFISH-OR-MARLIN-179-and-132-pounds.jpg)
13. <3
16. ...I would pay money to see that.
18. *double gun-hands* *wink*
23. Excuse me but do you not know of the Hot Priest Calendar? (http://news.fiest.ph/uploads/images/priest02.jpg) I mean, look at this studmuffin of God (http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/priests2-744x1024.jpg) and this disciple of the smolder (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J0AQsMDTbNY/Sq_87lU9KlI/AAAAAAAABOs/_BY1WcHxnBo/s400/0903.jpg) and this divine face (http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/435802/another-picture-calendar.jpg?w=475&h=633&l=50&t=50). Every month is sexy (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Lemurmania/priests.jpg) with the Vatican Calendar. (I don't even know what the Vatican is thinking with this. I can just see nuns hanging these on their bedroom walls, sinning away...)
59. ...if it is, biting should be off the table.
67. Once upon a time I used to have this knowledge. I'm not sure I know them all anymore, but I know far more US geography than I should for someone who's never lived there and has no national ties to it. Dammnit, America, getting all up in everyone's brains.
79. I dunno, David was pretty smokin'.
80. ...oh, oh no.
104. I ain't sayin' nothing.
105. I was going to end this with cats sleeping in odd places (http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.dailydawdle.com%2Fcats-will-sleep-anywhere.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.distractify.com%2Ffun%2Fanimals-fun%2Fcats-sleeping-in-really-awkward-positions%2F&h=398&w=530&tbnid=bN44QNBK6rRvYM%3A&zoom=1&docid=2AHlJZPpxQFqzM&ei=hrmMU66FLMvP4QS96IHICA&tbm=isch&ved=0CFEQMyghMCE&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=849&page=2&start=15&ndsp=21) but damn, this guy's got them all beat (http://www.mustlook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chainbed.jpg).
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Date: 2014-06-02 06:35 pm (UTC)4. "How much does that weigh?" - "Six and a half tuna." - "Thank you and good day."
16. I'm not saying there would be porn in it or anything, but I'm saying exactly that.
18. It is not entirely unknown that I teach karate for the purpose of punching other people's children. While they watch. And often cheer.
23. There's a joke here about that calendar hanging in the Altar Boys' changing area, but surely I have more taste than that.
59. All I'm saying is, some Tootsie Roll Pops require more than three licks to reach the creamy center. I think I've said too much.
67. I have literally never had this knowledge. However, given a bit of time, I could probably name 193 major countries from around the world. This is a dubious skill at best.
79. Well, he probably had a better haircut, at least.
80. Yeah, I'm sorry, that was really all my bad. I just... yeah. Gonna call that a fail and move on.
104. You've said all that needed to be said. ;-)
105. That guy has achieved harmony with the universe in a way that I cannot even conceive. Bravo, Asian Dude. Your Shaolin masters bow in assent.
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Date: 2014-06-02 06:48 pm (UTC)18. But have you ever made one of those children cry, is the question. Also I'm sure some days the children get the best of you, like this poor guy:
59. They require a little...nibble?
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Date: 2014-06-02 09:11 pm (UTC)This is a really weird set of questions... it doesn't cover uncomfortably to me either - 'uncomfortably well', to me, implies that I know where the bodies are buried and probably helped you put them there, but it hasn't even remotely asked that. I wouldn't consider knowing someone's personality type, or whether they're left-handed, as uncomfortable; I'd consider personality type to be fairly normal knowledge after interacting with someone for a while... Also bias much?
I'm fighting the urge to write a proper one, with real questions, like marika_kalaiya's zombie one. XD
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Date: 2014-06-02 10:20 pm (UTC)Cleaning up the crime scene, now that's uncomfortably close.
I'm fighting the urge to write a proper one, with real questions, like marika_kalaiya's zombie one. XD
Do iiiiiiiit. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.
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Date: 2014-06-02 11:52 pm (UTC)Lana has pointed out that my judgment of 'uncomfortably well' might be somewhat skewed since I can be guilty of oversharing, but agrees the list is fucked up.
The questions either need to be so vague as to elicit a lot of information, or imaginatively specific like the zombie one, I think... Oh, jeez, don't encourage me to procrastinate I'm supposed to be writing XD
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Date: 2014-06-03 09:11 am (UTC)