It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.*

[bending_sickle]

What Just Happened, the Abridged Version:

Mother: Hey, you know your green dress, with the squares?
Sickle: The what?
Mother: The winter dress.
Sickle: It's brown.
Mother: You haven't worn it all winter.
Sickle: I thought it was fancy dress.
Mother: Oh, no. It's your only winter dress. Why didn't you wear it all winter?
Sickle: Why are you telling me this now? when it's spring?
Mother: I couldn't very well say you hadn't worn it all winter in the middle of winter, could I?
Sickle: No, you could have said, "Hey, remember that dress? Why don't you wear it sometime?"
Mother: God forbid I meddle in your affairs and tell you what to wear.
Sickle: But waiting and watching me do something wrong, then saying, "Hah! You did something wrong!" is so much better?

...I just, ugh.


* Woody Allen

Comments

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

All you need to know is that Callie is awesome and one of the reasons I watch the show. Callie is ♥

You, my dear, are even more ♥ *PENGUIN HUG OF DOOOOM*

[seschat.livejournal.com]

Aw, not at all ♥♥

*LOVES YOU FOREVER*

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

♥!

PS: Did you get my message from this weekend?

[seschat.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did, I'm sorry :( I should have said, especially with all the hacking lately! Ugh.

Again, so sorry I haven't replied yet, but sometimes I just... don't have the words, or something, or can't even make sense of what my thoughts are right now. Your message made my whole fucking week, though, just so you know - you're seriously just too good to me. DID I MAKE YOU UP IN MY MIND OR SOMETHING?!?! Because I am starting to wonder! :((((

♥♥

PS: My early classes were cancelled today, so I only have to go in at 2 pm to write my physics exam. I imagine I will read through the questions, write my name on the top, hand it in after three minutes and go home. I FEEL SO GUILTY because hai there, fucking up my future, but. *throws hands in the air* I'm sorry! My brain just isn't wired that way! And now I need something to assuage my guilt, like - rescue puppies! Three of them! No university can refuse a student who rescues puppies, right? Oh God, now I feel guilty for using the poor little puppies for my own evil purposes...

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

Ha, no, I'm real. Or at least, I think I am... And you're the one who's too good to me: I'm just trying to keep up.

I hope your exam went well and that physics cowered in fear of your skills! And if not, then I know someone who can put the fear of something in physics, just say the word ;) And if you get rescue puppies, I demand photographs of them ding adorable things! Besides, puppies by their very nature could never be used for evil. They cancel it out with their cuteness.

♥!