Other people are funnier
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To those of you who are not acquainted with
darthmaligna, I say: you fools!
Anyway, she´s being quoted in this here entry for no real reason, so bugger off. From this entry.
3. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?
(Law & Order's Flying Circus) Oh my god. Okay, to start off, the victim would be a pepperpot killed with fresh fruit. The trail of clues would lead to a pet shop owner, several Gumbies, and a shrubber, but in the end it turns out that it was actually Dinsdale. At one point, Cragen would tell Munch that he has a vewy gweat fwiend at the Bwonx PD named "Biggus Dickus." A man on the street would inform Stabler that someone has just stolen his wallet, and Stabler would end up going back to his place. Dinsdale would try to make a run for the Canadian border before the trial, leading to a very long, elaborate, and totally impromptu discussion of train schedules at the precinct. Dinsdale is fortunately apprehended, and his entire trial is conducted via charades. Also, all the witnesses who commit perjury are thrown into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like and what would their role be?
NINJAS. It doesn't even matter what show is number six. NINJAS.
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Anyway, she´s being quoted in this here entry for no real reason, so bugger off. From this entry.
3. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?
(Law & Order's Flying Circus) Oh my god. Okay, to start off, the victim would be a pepperpot killed with fresh fruit. The trail of clues would lead to a pet shop owner, several Gumbies, and a shrubber, but in the end it turns out that it was actually Dinsdale. At one point, Cragen would tell Munch that he has a vewy gweat fwiend at the Bwonx PD named "Biggus Dickus." A man on the street would inform Stabler that someone has just stolen his wallet, and Stabler would end up going back to his place. Dinsdale would try to make a run for the Canadian border before the trial, leading to a very long, elaborate, and totally impromptu discussion of train schedules at the precinct. Dinsdale is fortunately apprehended, and his entire trial is conducted via charades. Also, all the witnesses who commit perjury are thrown into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like and what would their role be?
NINJAS. It doesn't even matter what show is number six. NINJAS.