ITS THE CLASHING PIANO MUSIC OF DOOM*

[bending_sickle]

Meta of ack_attack's Ongoing Lost Post: 4571 comments, 143 pages, and days out of my life. (Part 3)

The Other Losties:

Charlie:

neonlivgiraffe: WHAT'S GOING ON OMG. OMG IT'S CHARLIE
moosewizard: CHARLIE OVERDOSED???
ack_attack: OMFG IT'S CHARLIE
quidditchkiss: OMFG CHARLIE
neolinvgiraffe: IT'S FUCKING CHARLIE
kaikias: Aw. I never loved Charline, but poor thing.
withgreatness: OMGWTFNOOOOOO CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE STOP BEING DEAD
lasselenta: NOOOOOOOO!!!1 Do Not BE DEAD....again....
bomburjo: IF I HAVE TO SEE CHARLIE DIE AGAIN I WILL BE VERY UPSET
lastyearswishes: OMG OMG NO, NO CHARLIE CAN'T DIE AGAIN!
schmiss: LOOOOL CHARLIE DIED AGAIN. GOOD
fraying_ends: CHARLIE IS STILL DEAD. THIS SUCKS
kaitlyn_lehman: NOOOOOOO DON'T KILL THE HOBBIT
the_rhianna: Charlie dying is my constant.
moeyknight: AND OMG CHA-LEH!
willedit: Chaw-ley!
823freckles: LOST'S TAKE HOME MESSAGE: DRUGS ARE BAD, MMMKAY?
fauxkaren: OK. I WILL SO TRADE JULIET'S LIFE FOR CHARLIE'S. JULIET CAN GO DIAF IF IT MEANS THAT MY ADORABLE LITTLE HEROIN ADDICT HOBBIT CAN LIVE.
823freckles: DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU WITH MY JESUS STICK THROUGH THE INTERNETS, MMMKAY?
moeyknight: YOU ALL, EVERYBODY! WHO'S SINGING IT? YOU KNOW YOU ARE.
kaitlyn_lehmna: I NEED MOAR CHARLIE. THE HOBBIT WILL NOT OD
tunaeverynight: Charlie's just tweakin, LET HIM FUCKING TWEAK.
darthbellatrix: The universe is course correcting Charlie's life from alive and drugged to DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
ceilingninja: If they just bring back Charlie to have him OD, I WILL CHOKE A BITCH!
kaitlyn_lehman: DON'T DIEEEEEEEEE HOBBIT
schmiss: AWW SHIT HE'S STILL ALIVE
todaysgoneby: CHAH-LEE! GOOD TO SEE YOU ALIVE, MATE!
fauzkaren: CHA-LIE!
shakemeetsworld: WAY TO SWALLOW ALL THE HEROIN YOU IDIOT. DON'T BE STUPID CHARLIE, I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH.
starshine_3: DUDE, WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL TOUCHING SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT OF A STRANGER'S MOUTH? EW.
jiggawha: LIVE CHARLIE!!! YOU HAVE TO LIIIIIIIVE
lasselenta: It's a rabbit! And colourfull scarves
averpartofme: I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE. WHAT THE FUCK
schmiss: NO. I AM NOT GONNA LET CHARLIE SIT HERE AND BE ALIVE WHILE JUIET ISN'T. I'D THROW SOMETHING T THE TV BUT ALL I HAVE IS HALF EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES AND IT'S NOT WORTH THE WASTE.
bomburjo: CHARLIE I STILL LOVE YOU
kaitlyn_lehman: POOR HOBBIT IS GONNA BE SOMEONE'S BITCH IN PRISON
poinsley: Oh, go write a crappy song about it, Charlie.
smapdi_j: YUH GONNA GO TO JAIL, CHAHLEE.
withgreatness: Haha I love that he hates Jack now.
heatherbird: He gave him the murder eyes!
kaikias: WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE ALIVE, CHARLIE.
the_rhianna: Way to ruin Charlie's life, Jack, you should have just attacked him with a pen.
eleclya111: Charlie's "I was supposed to die" made me spazz so much x_x Does this mean all the people who died before but are now alive (Boone, Artz, etc) will die soon in the alternate universe? Will Jack heal Locke because he was supposed to be healed at one point of another? Will Claire keep the baby? alkjdalksjd I don't know...what if everything that happened will happen again because it was destiny or something x_x Because timeline is a string and all and...I don't even know. *shuts up*

Cindy:

schmiss: FKLD;ASFJSKA CINDY. CINDY LIVES. SHE LIIIIIVES.
moosewizard: CINDY OMG IT'S BEEN FOREVER. HOW'D SHE GET ON THIS PLANE? WASN'T SHE BABYSITTING BABIES WITH THE OTHERS?
tunaeverynight: CINDY LACKS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE A NOTICIN.
ack_attack: CINDY WANTS TO GET IN JACK'S PANTS
schmiss: WOAH HO HO IT'S CINDY LOU WHO
smapdi_j: HOLY SHIT CINDY
poinsley That stweardess is finally back!!!
ack_attack: LOL NICE WIG ACTION CINDY!!!


Rose:

neonlivgiraffe: ROSE OMG ASDFLKAJDFGLKADFJG YOU FUCKING FIERCE ASS BITCH
ack_attack: ROSE IS READING WEEKLY WOODSMAN LOL WTF
poinsley: Oh, crap, this means that Rose still has cancer?
averypartofme: OMG ROSE/BERNARD OTP SO CUTE OMG CAN'T HANDLE
gabsy: MOST EPIC FLIGHT 815 COUPLE EVER.


Bernard:

poinsley: Aw, Bernard!
smokey_n_linus: BERNARD YISSSSSSSSSS BOOOOYYYYYYY
supersyncspaz7: BERNARD BERNARD AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
iamalreadyinuse: BARNARD URINATED ALL OVER THAT BATHROOM, DIDN HE???
823freckles: He spelled out SOS in urine and he doesn't know why.
kaikias: Aw, Rose and Bernie.
sexyscholar: BERNARRRRRRRRD ILU


Artz:

schmiss: OMG ARZT IS STILL ALIVE I BET TOO. UNLESS HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK WHEN THE PLANE WENT ALL WOBBLY.
finchburg: HAHA YOU ARE ARTZ ON YOU
averypartofme: AAAAAAAAAAAAARTZ
schmiss: AHAAHAHAHA IT'S ARZT TOO. HELLZ YEAH THIS EPISODE IS AWESOME
quidditchkiss: LMFAO ARTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ack_attack: DUDE YOU'VE GOT ARZT HANGING ALL OVER YOU


Boone:

quidditchkiss: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
iamalreadyinuse: VAMPIRE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
averypartofme: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
fraying_ends: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
kaitlyn_lehman: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
jazzy_peaches: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK A VAMPIRE. ER OR I MEAN
finchburg: AHHH Damon! I mean Boone.
schmis: BOONE AND LOCKE NO LONGER HAVE A CREEPILY HOMOEROTIC STUDENT/MENTOR RELATIONSHIP EXCEPT THEY KIND OF DO
kaitlyn_lehman: I FORGOT HOW MUCH I MISSED BOONE
quidditchkiss: HE'S A VAMPIRE ZOMBIE NOW
oneloveunited: BOONE/LOCKE IT REALLY IS SEASON ONE AGAIN
fraying_ends: ALL IS SEE IS DAMON NOW. THANKS IAN FOR MAKING ME WATCH THAT CRAPPY SHOW
823freckles: I was in Australia for pleasure too...pleasure with my sister. PWNED!
fallintospace: BAT THOSE EYELASHES SOME MO' BOONE PLZ *SWOON*
fauxkaren: I LIKE HOW EVEN IN THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE BOONE IS GOING TO BECOME A LOCK ACOLYTE.
smokey_n_linus: WAIT REWIND, WAS BOONE WEARING A RED SHIRT??
moosewizard: YOU STUCK WITH HIM THE LAST TIME BOONE - IT WORKED OUT WELL FOR YOU
kailtyn_lehman: THERE IS SO MUCH FAIL IN WHAT BOONE JUST SAID
usedshoes: OH HONEY DON'T DO THAT. WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T STICK WITH JOHN.
shakemeetsworld: HAHAHA, BOONE, HILARIOUS. YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF WHEN IT COMES TO LOCKE CAN YOU?
bomburjo: EFF YOU FAKE LOCKE
aymaera: OMG HI BOONE. I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE
gabsy: THE ISLAND LOST ONE OF ITS SEXIEST ELEMENT WHEN YOU DIED, BOONE.
supersyncspaz7: WE JUST DID NOT APPRECIATE THE SEXASS THEN. WE HAVE SINCE SEEN THE ERROR OF OUR WAYS.
fauxkaren: I AM SO EXCITED FOR DAMON BOONE TO BE BACK ON THE SHOW IN SOME CAPACITY.
iamalreadyinuse: BOONE GET A PEN!
smapdi_j: WHERE IS BOONE TO FIND YOU A PEN
dearxambell1na: A FRAKIN' PEN, DAMMIT!!!!
fauzkaren: BOOONE IS THE GUY TO GO TO FOR PENS!
moosewizard: ASKI BOONE FOR A PEN
lastyearswishes: BOONE, WHERE ARE YOU, THEY NEED A PEN


Frogurt:

just_becca: FROGURT
smokey_n_linus: I love how everyone is freaking out about Boone and we're like OMG FROGURT
tunaeverynight: WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE SLEEPING MASK???? IS IT FROGURT???
jiggawha: FROGURT?!?!?!?!?
averypartofme: AND FUCKING FROGURT
citrimax: OMG THAT FROGURT LOLOLOL FOREVER
quidditchkiss: OH GOD THIS DOUCHEBAG?
kaikias: Die in a fire, Forgurt.
smokey_n_linus: STEAL FROGURT'S CAB PLZ
schmiss: FROGURT HAS NO TIME OFR YOUR LACK OF COURTESY
willedit: Frogurt makes so many friends.
allez_cuisine: FLAMING ARROW DUDE!!
mrawr: I don't like Kate but MAN DO I HATE FROGURT.
bsquared41: OH FUCK OFF, FROGURT, GO GET A FLAMING ARROW SANDWICH OR SOMETHING


Shannon:

schmiss: SHANNON WAS CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE, RAH RAH RAMAMA...
solestella: Shannon is in France prepared to be sold as the 17th wife of some rich perv.


Claire:

dearxambell1na: CLAIRE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
schmiss: LOOOOL CLAIRE. I GOTTA ADMIT AWESOME MOMENT
jiggawha: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHERE DID CLAIRE COME FROM
todaysgoneby: CLAIRE!! DON'T GIVE BIRTH IN THE CAB, SHE'LL STEAL YOUR BABY.
shakemeetsworld: BEST WAY TO SHOW CLAIRE EVER.
jsteph: its the puppet master from heroes when it was go...holy shit claire!
ack_attack: CLAIRE'S WIG IS STILL TERRIBLE, CAN'T SHE JUST HAVE A GODDAMN HAIRCUT??


Marshall:

quidditchkis: YELLOW EYED DEMON
kaitlyn_lehman: YED! SPN REFERENCE!
fallintospace: JUST A MURDERER HAHAHAHAHHA
ack_attack: LOL THAT'S NOT TACKY, MARSHAL.
823freckles: I DECLARED A TOY AIRPLANE, BITCH, AND I WANT IT BACK.
schmiss: MARSHAL YOU SWEETHEART. SHE'S GONNA RUN AWAY.
kaitlyn_lehman: THE YED SAID NO PEE PEE
jiggawha: THE LOST/SUPERNATURAL ACTOR CROSSOVER MAKES ME HAPPY. I KNOW I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS
lasselenta: CUSTOMS AGENT, I IZ SO FUNNEH!!! MURDERER!!! I KILL MYSELF, NO WAIT SHE DOES... 'CAUSE SHE IZ A MURDERER!!! IT NEVER ENDS
kaikias: Wow, the Marshal gets head injuries in every timeline.
jiggawha: I LOVE HOW THE MARSHAL GETS HIT IN THE SAME SPOT ON THE HEAD
schmiss: IS IT WEIRD OF ME TO IMAGINE THAT THE MARSHAL SPENT THE NIGHT BEFORE WITH KATE TIED TO A SALON CHAIR, TOTALLY CURLING HER HAIR AND STUFF? CAUSE SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY. MAYBE HE JUST WANTED A PLATONIC BFF AND NEVER PLANNED ON TAKING HER TO JAIL.


Kids:

averypartofme: OMG AND THE CHILDREN
dearxambell1na: OMG AND THE KIDS!!!!
withgreatness: OMG THOSE ARE THE KIDS ARENT THEY? FROM THE TAIL?


The Other Other Losties:

Desmond:

moosewizard: AND DESMNOND ON 815!??!?!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
schmiss: WAIT WUT DESMOND WUT
jiggawha: WHAT THE CHRIST
finchburg: AHHH BLUE SHIRT BROTHER
averypartofme: HOW IS DESMOND ON THIS FLIGHT OMGG
tunaeverynight: DESMONDNSDKSFJDSKJDSFKJDFSKJDSFKJ
lasselenta: DESSSSSSSSSSSWSSrhldsfkjjkaldsuieg.8saotpujlkbnandsvfuhingvbDSAHILGK
meatbridge: DESMOND = CRAZY-ASS WILDCARD
schmiss: YO DESMOND YOUR PRESENCE IS NOT CANON
823freckles: HOLY FUCKING DESMOND. ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.
chrryblssmninha: HOLY FUCKING DESMOND. ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.
citrimax: I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK HOLY SHIT DESSY OMG
averypartofme: OMG DESMOND IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE
ack_attack: DID THEY MEET IN THE STADIUM IF DESMOND NEVER TRAINED FOR THE RACE? WHAAAAAAAT OMG MY BRAIN
withgreatness: OMG DESMOND WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
poisley: Wait, was Des even on the plane?!?!
sassynach: WHERE. IS. HE?? SOUNDS LIKE LAST SEASON: "WHERE'S DESMOND? NOT ENOUGH DESMOND!!!" GAH. POOH.
usedshoes: POOR DESMOND CAN NEVER STAY IN ONE PLACE
fauxkaren: DESMOND, I LOVE YOU. COME BACK TO MEEEEE!
heatherbird: Why did Charlie living make Des disappear?
shakemeetsworld: I HOPE DESMOND WAS A FIGMENT OF JACK'S IMAGINATION. OR ACTUALLY I DON'T. BECAUSE HE'S BETTER REAL THAN A PART OF JACK. NO ONE WANTS THAT.
todaysgoneby: Why was Desmond on the plane? If the Island never had its "pull," does that mean that Des is never shipwrecked there and finishes his boat race?
ack_attack: He may have never even been on a boat race because I'm convinced Widmore sent him on that race on purpose because he knew he'd end up on the island, but if the island's not there then he would have never sent him O_o
todaysgone: Dude, I just thought of something: If Desmond is on the plane because he never crashes on the island because there was never a boat race because Widmore didn't send him out there because Widmore never left the island, then THERE IS NO DES AND PENNY! I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS NEW UNIVERSE. THERE MUST BE DESMOND AND PENNY, DAMN IT!
poptartmuse: also about Desmond (someone's probably already said it): Desmond is the variable, right? He can change things, just like in the past seasons... that's why he disappeared mid-flight: he's flipping between realities. He'll be the one who brings the two realities together/fixes things fo' realsies. MAYBE.
todaysgoneby: OOH, I LIKE THIS. BUT IS HE STILL THE VARIABLE IF HE WAS NEVER AT THE ISLAND TO BEGIN WITH?


Lapidus:

schmiss: LAPEEEEEENNNNUS
neonlivgiraffe: LA PENIS!
moosewizard: LAPENIS
schmiss: SUN/LAPENUS
solestella: LAPENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sexyscholar: HI FRANK THE PENIS
lasselenta: We are all the good guys. Except Jack
kaitlyn_lehman: HE'S LIKE THE DRUNK UNCLE I ALWAYS WANTED
tunaeverynight: Newsflash Lapenis: everybody on this island says their the good guys. It's their thing.
smokey_n_linus: FRANK. NEVER BUTTON YOUR SHIRT, DARLING~
schmiss: LAPENIS STILL EXISTS YAY
withgreatness: Oh LaPenis. You are so cute.
mrawr: the wings of grey in Frank's hair are AWESOME


Miles:

quidditchkiss: MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
neonlivgiraffe: MILES
kaitlyn_lehman: MILES!
usedshoes: MILES!!
crinkledpaper: MILES!
kaitlyn_lehman: I LOVE MILES. HE ALWAYS ASKS THE OBVIOUS
cubicalgirl: And....that's the closest Miles will ever get to having Kate on top of him ever again.
fallintospace: BAD COMEDIC TIMING MILES SHAME ON YOU
averypartofme: I LIKE THAT MILES STILL CALLS HIM BOSS
schmiss: AWWW MILES IS GONNA GO ALL JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT NOW
todaysgoneby; I FORGET MILE AND SAWYER WERE BFFS.
mrawr: YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE MILES CRY.
citrimax: OMG THE GHOST WHISPERER
neonlivgiraffe: Miles is gonna make shit up
willedit: Wouldn't have it been smarter to do this BEFORE you put her six feet under?
kaikias: Watching Miles do the ghost dance never gets old.
fallintospace: GO MILES GO GO THE EXTRA MILE
bsquared41: SHE WANTS ME TO GTF OFF HER GRAVE
smokey_n_linus: IT WORKED? WHATWHATWHAT
finchburg: Oooo Miles can't hear Sayid, so he isn't dead?


Montand:

willedit: Where's the arm?
poinsley: Just push the random French body parts aside.
smokey_n_linus: IF MONTAND'S ARM IS NOT DOWN THERE I QUIT
wonder_wallbc: That takes "lost luggage" to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL
ceilingninja: AHHAHA MONTAND!
kaikias: O hai Montand! You were a total douche.
smokey_n_linus: MONTAND YESSSSSSSSSSSS I AM FULFILLED
averypartofme: LOL JIN'S OLD FRIEND
meatbridge: FINALLY WE SEE MONTAND AGAIN. I THINK I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.


Christian:

fraying_ends: WAT. CHRISTIAN WASN'T ON THE PLANE
kaitlyn_lehman: OH, NEVER ON THE PLANE. GOTCHA.
smokey_n_linus: BECAUSE CHRISTIAN IS MAGIC. BITCH
823freckles: CRAPHOLE ISLAND. THAT'S WHERE THE DADDY IS.
fraying_ends: CHRISTIAN IS IN LOSTLANTIS. HE IS KING.
bomburjo: LOL CHRISTIAN, YOU RASCAL
poinsley: Christian was bummed that he didn't get to go chill with Jacob and Esau in the Shrieking Shack
gabsy: OMFG SO THAT'S THE WILD CARD! CHRISTIAN WAS NEVER ON THAT PLANE! OMFG, HAS CHRISTIAN BEEN JACOB ALL ALONG? LDIJHFB.


Captain:

tunaeverynight: Captain Norris. GRUNBERG. LET ME SEE YOU.
schmiss: GREG GRUNBERG EVEN YOU'RE ALIVE!
quidditchkiss: TV'S GREG GRUNBERG.
callita623: Grunny!!!
fraying_ends: I HEAR YOU GRUNNY. SORRY YOU ARE TRAPPED ON HEROES
sillychik_pa: I hear TV's Greg Grunberg!!
orangesky7: IT'S SO GOOD TO HEAR GREG GRUNBERG'S VOICE!!! HE'S NOW OFFICIALLY BEEN ON THIS SERIES FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!!


The Others:

Richard:

neonlivgiraffe: DOES THIS MEAN THERE WILL BE TWO RICHARD ALPERTS? :D
moosewizard: DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE RICHARD ALPERT EITHER, THEN PEOPLE WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. SEXUALLY
moosewizard: RICHARD GONNA APPEAR AND BE ALL FABULOUS
neonlivgiraffe: RICHARD GET IN MY VAG
moosewizard: HES GETTIN IN MINE FIRST, BITCH
kaikias: Oh, Nestor. Gesticulating Latino to the end.
moeyknight: MANSCARA! I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT I MISSED YOU!
jazzy_peaches: RICHARD AND I ARE GOING TO SHARE MASCARA HORROR STORIES AND EAT TWIZZLERS AND READ OUR HOROSCOPES
schmiss: UNF RICHARD JUST SWORE. HOT.
neonlivgiraffe: HE IS SO FUCKING SEXY OMG
dearxambell1na: RICHARD CAN THROW ME DOWN ANYTIME HE WANTS! MMMM!
darthbellatrix: ALPERT WILL CUT A BITCH
kaikias: Wow, I think this is the harshest we've ever seen Richard.
jiggawha: AND MAMA LIKEY
fallintospace: HAHAHAHA RICHARD IS LIKE THE MOM IN THE STORE PULLING HER KID AWAY FROM THE SET UP XBOX IN WALMART "IT'S TIME TO LEAVE SWEETHEART"
usedschoes: GOD I WANT TO WATCH RICHARD PUSH MORE PEOPLE AROUND. UNF.
neonlivgiraffe: OMG RICHARD I WANT YOUR CUBAN DICK OR WHEREVER IT IS THAT YOU COME FROM
quidditchkiss: RICHARDUS IS GOING TO PISSED THAT YOU KILLED HIS LOVER, BEN.
the_rhianna: "Where's Richard" is my motto in life.
kaikias: Hombre, Richard actually has a full gamut of expressions this episode.
finchburg: Richard is going to have a panic attack!
dearxambell1na: SOME OF THE COMMENTS I SEE POSTED ABOUT RICHARD MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
moosewizard: OMG DON'T-- DON'T KILL RICHARD.
quidditchkiss: CHAINS?!?!?!???!?!!? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
smapdi_j: Richard in chains??? COLOR ME INTRIGUED
todaysgoneby: HOLY SHIT! LEAVE RICHARD ALONE!
dearxambell1na: CHAINS??! WTF??! NOOOO DON'T BEAT HIM UP! OR DAMAGE HIS PRETTY FACE!!!
schmiss: RICHARD IN CHAINS... DO I "WHAT" OR FAP
ceilingninja: I WANT TO SEE RICHARD IN CHAINS.
merlingburgh: NOT MY RICHARD!!!! FUCK YOU NOT!LOCKE!!!!
averypartofme: OMG RICHARD'S THROAT. I LEGIT GRABBED MY OWN THROAT WHEN HE DID THAT
withgreatness: Could Richard be from the slave ship?
onomatopoeticon: RICHARD IS SCARED?
neonlivgiraffe: YOU FUCKING DICK YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING DO THAT TO MY OXFORD SHIRT WEARING SEX MONKEY FUCK YOU
ack_attack: MOCKE'S GONNA GO TAKE HIS INNOCENCE NOW.
ceilingninja: LEAVE RICHARD ALONE! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!
schmiss: NOT MY RICHARD, YOU BITCH!!!!
sillychik_pa: IS LOCKE GOING TO TAKE ALPERT'S INNOCENCE NOW? DOES HE NEED HELP?!?!?!
neonlivgiraffe: RICHARD IN CHAINS IS TURNING ME ON RIGHT NOW
supersyncspaz7: DIRTY BABE, YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES, BABY, I'M YOUR SLAAAAAVE.
usedshoes: UGH FLOCKE BEATING RICHARD UP WAS NO COOL. RICHARD IS SUPPOSE TO BEAT PEOPLE UP, NOT GET BEAT UP HIMSELF.
latenightcuppa: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN SO WAS RICHARD A SLAVE ON THE BLACK ROCK? AS;DLFKASDF
ack_attack: THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! ALTHOUGH RICHARD AS JACOB'S SEX SLAVE WOULD BE WAY FUNNIER.
citrimax: PICS OF RICHARD TIED UP IN CHAINS PLZ PREFERABLY SHIRTLESS TY
airings: Richard's look when the fireworks exploded = OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU NESTOR.
quidditchkiss: RICHARD IN CHAINS: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. DO NOT LET ME DOWN, DARLTON.
arbiterin: NEED MORE RICHARD BEING BAMF.


Juliet:

schmiss: WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME RELIVE THIS ISH TWO TIMES IN FIVE MINUTES YOU ASSHOLES
todaysgoneby: STOP SHOWING JULIET OMG SERIOUSLY NO NO NO NO
quidditchkiss: WE HAVE TO WATCH JULIET DIE ALL OVER AGAIN? STOP IT, RECAP.
supersyncspaz7: Will Juliet smashing the bomb never not break my heart into a squillion pieces? I THINK NOT. ;_;
quidditchkiss: DUDE. DO NOT SHOW HER DYING AGAIN. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
solestella: they showed it 3 times in less than 10 minutes. arghhhhh
todaysgoneby: WHAT? WHY ARE WE SEEING IT AGAIN!? NO MORE JULIET DYING!
schmiss: OH FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP WHY WHY WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING THIS STUPID SCENE I HATE YOU LOST
lastyearswishes: THEY NEED TO STOP SHOWING THIS SCENE, IT'S MAKING ME CRY ALL OVER AGAIN ;-;
finchbug: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN TEN MINS WHAT THE HELL MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS
schmiss: I WENT NINE MONTHS WITHOUT REWATCHING THIS SCENE AND NOW I'VE SEEN IT THREE TIMES
lasselenta: THIRD FUCKIKNG TIME IN TEN MINUTES
orangesky7: You clearly did not have her, James.
sexuscholar: GODDAMNIT WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING ME THE SADDEST FUCKING GOODBYE EVER? IT'S NOT LIKE WE FORGOT OR SOMETHING
neonlivgiraffe: OMG IS JULIET ALIVE OMG
supersynchspaz7: OH MY GOD SHE'S ALIVE.
mrawr: JULIET IS IN THERE. FUCK. SHE IS IN THE FUCKING HOLE. AND NOT DEAD. FUCK.
orangesky7: JULIET LIVES??!?!????!
schmiss: JULIET LIIIIIIVES??!?!?!!!!
usedshoes: JULIET, ARE YOU THERE? IT'S ME USEDSHOES. PLEASE BE ALIVE.
ack_attack: OMG I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT JULIET SINCE SO MUCH IS GOING ON
jsteph: how the FRAK is she alive, she fell down a well
schmiss: BECAUSE SHE'S JULIET, BITCH
schmiss: GOD DAMMIT HOW ARE YOU NOT TEARING THROUGH SCRAP METAL WITH YOUR BARE HANDS TO GET TO HER. YOU ALL FAIL.
poinsley: Chains damned her, and now they may save her
averypartofme: GOD COULD THEY MOVE ANY SLOWER?! JFC SHE IS DYING DOWN THERE AND THEY ARE FUCKING DILLY DALLYING
lastyearswishes: SHE'D BETTER JUST BE RESTING.
schmiss: SHE'S PROBABLY JUST RESTING? WTF THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL A KID WHEN THEIR DOG DIES.
smapdi_j: "she's just restin" juliet's pining for the fjords :(
bsquared41: SEE, JULIET FANS?!?!?! THERE IS AN UPSIDE TO HER DYING!!!!! SAWYER WILL KILL JACK IF SHE DIES!!!!! THAT'S REASON ENOUGH FOR ME TO SEE HER GO BYE-BYE
moeyknight: OMG NOW WE HAVE A CONUNDRUM! ON THE ONE HAND, I DON'T WANT HER TO DIE, BUT SAWYER JUST GAVE US A VERY TEMPTING OFFER. LOL
schmiss: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DO NOT GO THROUGH ALL THIS JUST TO HAVE HER BE DEAD
dearxambella1na: ICANNOT HANDLE IT IF SHE DIES AGAIN
lumaria: IF THEY SAVE HER TO KILL HER I WILL LITERALLY CUT A BITCH
kaikias: Ooh, fancy Juliet gets two dramatic death scenes.
ack_attack: OH NO WHAT IF SHE DIES AGAIN AND HE JUST GETS TO SAY GOODBYE THIS TIME ;___;
poinsley: HOLD YOUR TONGUE
iamalreadyinuse: WHY ARE THEY REGURGITATING THIS SCENE? IT'S PAINFUL FOR USSSSS
heatherbird: They are evil. We have known this for years, guys.
kaitlyn_lehman: FUCK THIS NOISE WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY SHOW
supersyncspaz7: I'm not that big of a Juliet/Sawyer fan, but this whole thing is making me want to cry like a hungry, angry baby.
shakemeetsworld: JULES DON'T YOU DIE ON ME.
allez_cuisine: SHE'S OKAY!!! SHE'S OKAY!!!
fallintospace: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL HER AGAIN AREN'T THEY ;_________;
jiggawha: I SHIP THE SHIT OUT OF SAWYER/JULIET NOW OMG
smokey_n_linus: I used to hate this couple BUT NOW I LOVE THEM BAAAAWWWWWWWW
merlinburgh: JULIET YOU ARE BREAKING MY DAMN HEART
823freckles: JULIET IS JAMES' HOME! ♥ *SOB*
shakemeetsworld: JULIET'S LOVE TO SAWYER IS HEARTBREAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL.
moeyknight: IF YOU DON'T SHIP SAWYER/JULIET AFTER THIS THAN YOU HAVE NO SOUL!
fauxkaren: I'M OK WITH BEING SOULESS
shakemeetsworld: I AGREE. AFTER THAT BEAUTIFUL, "I HIT THE BOMB SO YOU COULD GO HOME," I'D HAVE TO KILL SAWYER IF HE WENT BACK TO KATE.
fallintospace: THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART. MY ACHY BRAKEY HEART ;_;
supersyncspaz7: OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN KATE/SAWYER SINCE S1 WHY ARE THEY WINNING ME OVER HOW ARE THEY OMG.
fallintospace: NOT AGAIN I CAN'T WATCH HER LIKE DIE AGAIN
withgreatness: QUIT KILLING PEOPLE TWICE THAT IS CHEATING AND IT NOT NICE.
meatbridge: THE SAD MUSIC SAYS SHE'S DYING
callita623: because tragic Sawer + Juliet scenes weren't bad enough the first time. let's have more!!
moeyknight: STOP DYING ALREADY! DAMMIT!
fraying_ends: HEY LOST JUST KILL HER IF YOU WANT AND STOP DRAGGING IT OUT.
lasselenta: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
fallintospace: IF THEY CUT HER OFF AT THE END OF HER SENTENCE OH GOD SHE NEVER MADE IT TO THE SENTENCE
schmiss: GSATADBSRTY4B DSBSA UWAFDSSFASDFADGADFGAGFAG ADGAVDGVHTNTYMN!!!!!!!!
lastyearswishes:GODDAMN IT, FUCK YOU LOST.
smokey_n_linus: FUCK. FUCK YOU SHOW. *DIES CRYING*
willedit: For eff's sake, stop killing off Juliet. Sawyer is breaking my heart.
averypartofme: ALL OF THAT AND SHE FUCKING DIED? FUCK YOU LOST FUCK YOU
quinnscousin: Damn Lost and their vague final words! ;___________; I salute you with jears, Juliet.
withgreatness: Did the writers spend their summer going 'You know what, we can make thm cry harder over Juliet's death, let's give it another go?'
sexyscholar: SO. THEY BROUGHT HER BACK TO KILL HER? I QUIT. BUT NOT REALLY
todaysgoneby: WHY DON'T THEY TAKE JULIET TO THE TEMPLE?
ack_attack: I THINK ONLY JACOB CAN GIVE THE OKAY FOR THAT KIND OF THING LOL
withgreatness: OMG SHE KNEW ABOUT ALTERNA-PLANE?????
averypartofme: OMG THAT'S WHY SHE SAID THEY SHOULD GO GET COFFEE. BECAUSE SHE KNEW IT FUCKING WORKED. OMGGGGG THAT'S MY GIRL JULIET
tunaeverynight: 10 bucks says right now that Juliet saying down under "we should get coffee sometime" is what's going to happen when she sees Sawyer in the alt timeline.
withgreatness: OH AND PENNY YOU ARE A DUMB BITCH. "All we need to survive is one person who truly loves us." JULIET HAD THAT AND LOOK WHERE SHE ENDED UP BITCH.
lumaria: I HATE THEM FOR MAKING ME WATCH JULIET DIE TWICE. UNFAIR.
aymaera: FUCK THIS SHIT. JULIET'S ORIGINAL DEATH WAS WAY MORE AWESOME. BEATING A GODDAMN BOMB SAYING "COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH" VERSUS PIDDLING OUT? FUCK THIS
todaysgoneby: But that wasn't a death. She didn't die when she hit the bomb, she just flashed forward like everyone else. That wasn't a death, that was her taking her fate into her own hands which lead to her death.
petriefalls: It's too bad Juliet isn't still alive...then we could have a Sawyer/Juliet and Jack/Kate pairing in 2007 and a Sawyer/Kate and Jack/Juliet pairing in 2004...and everyone would be happy.


Ben:

fraying_ends: MICHEAL EMERSON NEEDS TO NARRATE MARCH OF THE POLAR BEARS OR SOMETHING
lumaria: BEN CONTINUES TO BE THE SEXIEST EVIL WITH FEELINGS GUY ON THE ISLAND
smokey_n_linus: FUCK THIS. WHERE IS BEN. WHERE THE FUCK IS BEN. I DEMAND 100X MORE BEN
bomburjo: AWW POOR BENRY, I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM :(
poinsley: Aw, Benry! Come here for a hug!
neonlivgiraffe: BEN OMG ILOVEYOUUUUUUUUUU
ack_attack: BEN HAS PTSD NOW ;_;
mrawr: PARALYZED BEN IS HILARIOUS, DUDES.
moosewizard: BEN IS ALL REMORSEFUL SADFACE
meatbridge: BEN, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO REGRET A MURDER
lasselenta: Ben, KILL UnLocke
kaitlyn_lehman: BENRY IS SO FUCKED UP FROM THIS
delendas: Ben doesn't suffer from mind fucks often, does he.
jiggawha: SPOILER ALERT*~*~*~**~ BEN IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME THIS SEASON
fauxkaren: It's unsettling to see Ben not in control.
smokey_n_linus: YESSSSSSSSSS BENRY. I LOVE YOU BB ;-; TEAM LINUS UNITE!!!!
bqsuared41: OH, BENRY. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG HUG. AND MAYBE SOME OTHER STUFF.
supersyncspaz7: Ben is confused as I am right now.
quidditchkiss: BEN IS SUCH A PUSSY, OMG BONE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ack_attack: TALK TO HIM ABOUT HHHHHHWHAT
jsteph: talk to him about hhhhhhwhat?
citrimax: BEN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST DROPPED HIS ICE CREAM CONE ON THE GROUND AND HIS MOM LOCKE ISNT GOING TO BUY HIM A REPLACEMENT CONE
quinnscousin: FIRST H-WAT OF THE SEASON
smokey_n_linus: I fucking love Ben XD "Who are you??" EXACTLY, BENRY
averypartofme: OMG HE NEVER STOPS LYING. FUCK, I LOVE BEN LINUS SO MUCH
citrimax: LOL "IM SORRY WHO ARE YOU" LOLOLOLOL BEN GET IT GURL
shakemeetsworld: OH, BENRY'S LYING. FINALLY SOMETHING FAMILIAR THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND.
malone73: OH BEN EPIC FAIL!
lastyearswishes: SUCKS TO BE BEN
smokey_n_linus: BENFACE. I LOVE IT. LOST, NEVER LEAVE ME
tunaeverynight: I love how the music was more whoooooOOOOOOOOOMMMMMmmmmmmm when Ben saw Locke than the REEE REEE REEEE of old times.
cielingninja: BEN'S FACE IS PRICELESS.
moosewizard: BEN IS LIKE "DUDE - WAIT... I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR - BUT BEING IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME IS, LIKE, CRAZY."
mrawr: I like it when the WTF moments for the characters are just as big as some of the ones they've made the audience endure! Sry Ben.
bomburjo: BEN He was like a child there! POOR BABY LET ME HUG YOU. SERIOUSLY I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM
lumaria: JUST WHEN I THINK MICHAEL EMERSON CAN'T OPEN HIS EYES ANY WIDER, HE SURPRISES ME. THAT'S SOME TALENT
allez_cuisine: OMG BEN'S FAAAACE! I ACTUALLY JUST REWOUND TO SEE IT AGAIN. :)
bomburjo: HEY SHOW. MORE BEN PLEASE
ack_attack: ;LKSJF;ALDJ;KLAFJSD BEN LOL ALWAYS THE MASTER OF CLIFFHANGERY
withgreatness: Benry...I think you're doing soemthing bad.
823freckles: I think Ben and Mascara aren't besties anymore. =/
quinnscousin: I don't like Ben's attitude to Richard one bit.
smokey_n_linus: BEN IS GETTING TOSSED AROUND MORE THAT USUAL
bomburjo: POOR BEN IS GETTING PUSHED AROUND SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. THIS UPSETS ME
lasselenta: Ben: not getting a fucking break.
schmiss: LOL THAT WAS SUCH A BEN DELIVERY "HE'S NOT COMING :|"
bomburjo: OMG DON'T SHOOT BENRY
schmiss: THAT WAS A TOTAL "HHHHWHAT" FACE.
lumaria: STAY LOW BEN, STAY LOW DON'T WORRY ME OMFG
lasselenta: ...BEN CAUGHT A BREAK
bomburjo: OMG OMG I JUST HOPE BEN IS ON THE RIGHT SIDE. YES BASICALLY I ONLY CARE ABOUT BEN .FFFFFFFF
ureiliaum: ME TOO. IF BEN ISN'T A GOOD GUY, I'LL CRY AND CUT A BITCH
smokey_n_linus: NOT NEARLY ENOUGH BEN IN THIS EPISODE. TEAM LINUS ATTACCCCCKKK
lastyearswishes: LOL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T USED PEOPLE BEFORE, BEN.
schmiss: LOL BEN LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING PEOPLE
lasselenta: BEN'S GOT HIS GROOVE BACK. BAMF SOME SHIT UP!
lumaria: OMG BEN IS ABOUT TO BATON A SMOKY BICH
jiggawha: BEN JUST GOT PWNED...FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME EVER
ack_attack: OH BEN IS ONE TO TALK ABOUT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE KILL FOR YOU
fallintospace: BEN'S FACE HAHAHA PRICELESS
lumaria: IS BEN FEELING....REMORSE? EMOTIONS????? I WANT TO HUG HIM SO HARD. WITH MY LOWER HALF
bomburjo: I AM SO TERRIFIED FOR BEN OMG
schmiss: I THINK YOU MEAN "WHAT DO YOU HHHHHWANT".
lasselenta: Ben, I sort of love you. For real. Say something awesome. DO IT
malone73: I LOVE THE LOOK ON BEN'S FACE, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO EAT FLOCKE'S FACE
dither_spaz: I DON'T LIKE WEAK ASS BEN. GO KILL SOME CHILDREN, BENRY.


Ilana:

julyqueen: UGH I FUCKING HATE ILANA
schmiss: LMAO BEN JUST PULLED A ~DO YOU EVEN GO HERE~ ON ILANA
fallintospace: ILANA IS RIVELING ANNA LULU'S BITCHATUDE GRRR
schmiss: FOOLISH ILANA, YOUR BULLETS WILL ONLY BOUNCE OFF HIS TITANIUM ENHANCED MANBOOBS

Jacob:

mrawr: I DO NOT LIKE SOUNDS IN THE GRASS WHEN I CANNOT IDENTIFY THEM
mrawr: it's gonna be vincent.
fraying_ends: i bet its vincent
quidditchkiss: ASKLDJG;KLSAJG L;KJSDLGJKJ JACOB
jazzy_peaches: ITS THE CLASHING PIANO MUSIC OF DOOM
schmiss: WHAT UP HOTTIE GOD PERSON
lasselenta: JACOBBBBBBBBBBB YOU IS ALIVE
jiggawha: MARKSHA!!!
smokey_n_linus: JACOB AAAAAAAHHH HE'S NOT ALL TOASTY
kaikias: Good old Jacob. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
usedshoes: JACOB GOT A HAIRCUT
moosewizard: JACOB GOT A HAIRCUT IN THE AFTERLIFE
kaikias: Dude, you remember what Charlie and Boone looked like dead. The afterlife obviously has stylists.
sexyscholar: HI JACOB. OR LUCIFER. OR WHOEVER THE FUCK.
oneloveunited: HAY JACOB HOW'S UR FLESH WOUND?
lasselenta: HE IS GOING TO BITE UNLOCKE'S LEGS OFF
shakemeetsword: JEEZ BENRY AND FAKE LOCKE, YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL A MAN.
gabsy: OH HAI JACOB. STILL OWNING THAT ISLAND, I SEE, YOU STYLISH BASTARD.
airings: Jacob's looking fooooiineee
supersynchspaz7: IDK if Jacob is evil or not but dude is fine.
lasselenta: Jacob laughs at fire
averypartofme: THERE'S NO BODY. THERE WAS NO BODY. WHERE'S THE BODY
cubicalgirl: Jacob ain't invitng nobody nowhere anymore...
shakemeetsworld: YOU BETTER HEAL SAYID JACOB OR I'M DONE WITH YOU.
withgreatness: JACOB I LOVE YOU. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.
823freckles: TAKE JULIET TO THE TEMPLE, YOU BITCH. JACOB, YOU FUCKING WHORE. SAVE JULIET. I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN...THROUGH MY TV.
bsquared41: FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, JACOB IS SUPER PISSED ABOUT HIS TAPESTRY BEING RUINED BY A DEAD BODY.
dearxambell1na: IF THE ASH KEEPS SMOKEY/MIB AWAY FROM YOU. AND THE ASH WAS AROUND THE CABIN. AND SOMEONE DEFINITELY SPOKE TO LOCKE IN THAT CABIN... ... THEN IT WAS SMOKEY/MIB STUCK IN THERE WASN'T IT?
starshine_3: But actually I'm thinking moving the ash let Jacob out. Cause Smokey had been free to roam. Right?
dearxambell1na: i guess it can go either way. either jacob was holed up in there and put the ash so smokey couldn't get in, or jacob trapped smokey in there and someone broke that circle of ash and he accidentally got let out.
todaysgoneby: I WONDER WHY JACOB NEEDS SAYID AND NOT JULIET? I GUESS HE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN BRINGING SAYID TO THE ISLAND. BEN IS WHO BROUGHT JULIET.
bomburjo: OH JACOB. YOU AND YOUR LISTS
fauxkaren: YAY! JACOB IS SAVING SAYID. I KNEW THAT I LOVED JACOB FOR A REASON.
smokey_n_linus: Jacob is a crispy critter. You didn't know?
todaysgoneby: GUYS, I'M PRETTY SURE JACOB IS SAYID NOW.
moeyknight: SO SAYID IS NOW JACOB. SMOCKE/JAYID SMACKDOWN COMING SOON.


Bodyguards:

schmiss: OH LOOK IT'S THE SIDE OF HAM COMING HERE TO WAVE GUNS AT PEOPLE
kaitlyn_lehman: LOL JACOB HAS BODYGUARDS
smapdi_j: worst bodyguards ever. YOU'RE ALL FIRED
iamalreadyinuse: I LIKE THE NEW FAT GUY ALREADY.
jazzy_peaches: THEY JUST DONT WANT TO BE LAID OFF IN THIS ECONOMY.
jiggawha: WHY IS THAT ASSHOLE SHOOTING AT SMOKE
withgreatness; Why the hell would you SHOOT smoke? Would that ever work?
schmiss: YOU THINK YOU'RE EKO BITCH? YOU AINT' SHIT
ack_attack: CIRCLE OF SALT LIKE ON SUPERNATURAL??? LOL
supersyncspaz7: I have always wondered what the Winchesters would have done if they were on the island.
finchburg: When did this turn into Supernatural?
moosewizard: CIRCLE OF ASH OMG LIKE JACOB'S OLD CABIN
poinsley: Ash - the underrated weapon. But no match for Smokey


Smokey:

ack_attack: ;LSZDKJF;LKADSJF;LKAJ;FJSDKFLJDSJKL;FDSFJ;KDS;JKLDFS THE SMOKEY ALARM IS ABOUT TO GO OFF
bsquared41: STOP. SMOKEY TIME.
smokey_n_linus: FUUUUUUUUUUUU. SMOKEY. YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
usedshoec: SHIT JUST GOT REAL
fallintospace: YES SMOKEMONSTER CLICKY CLICK CLICK YOUR TIME IS UP BEOTCHES
kaitlyn_lehman: SMOKE MONSTER GONNA RAPE EVERYONE IN THE BUTT
finchburg: Dammit, Smokey trumps shirt color.
fauxkaren: SMOKEY!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
heatherbird: YAY SMOKEY! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME, BB!
mrawr: HAHAHA THE SMOKE MONSTER FIGHTS LIKE A NINJA TURTLE
jazzy_peaches: SMOKEYYYYYYYY SMOKEMAN! SMOKIUS MAXIMUS! THE SMOKESTER!
fauxkaren: SO SMOKEY IS NOT TEAM!JACOB THEN? (IS HE TEAM!EDWARD?)
schmiss: NOOOO NOT THE LOOM
smokey_n_linus: O: clever girl
kaitlyn_lehman: SNEAKY SMOKE MONSTER
jiggawha: TRICKY SMOKEY WITH THE ROCK LOL
moeyknight: OH SNAP! SMOKEY'S BEEN WORKING OUT.
silychik_pa: pfft. using a gun against Smokey is like using a spoon against Chuck Norris.
jiggawha: WE JUST HAD A SEASON 1 MYSTERY SOLVED (SORTA)
feignsclarity: GUYS, SMOKEY WAS JUST LIKE "BITCH, FUCK YO WEAVE." I MISSED LOST SO MUUUUUCH.


Temple Folk:

schmiss: CAPTURED BY GUYS IN FUNNY HATS
quidditchkiss: NOW WHO ARE THESE BITCHES?
bsquared41: I LIKE WHOEVER THESE PEOPLE ARE ALREADY. ANYONE WHO HITS JACK IN THE FACE IS ACES.
moeyknight: OK. I AM SO SICK OF NEW PEOPLE. WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?
gabsy: LOL I HATE THIS GROUP OF NEWFOUND LOSTIES. GO BE IRRELEVANT ELSEWHERE.
finchburg: Other others? WTH
fauxkaren: ARE THESE SOME UDDERS?
todaysgoneby: WHAT THE HELL?!?! THESE ARE NEW OTHERS!
tunaeverynight: Other Other Others? With turbans?
iamalreadyinuse: THERE ARE SIX LEVELS OF OTHERS BEFORE THEY C AN SAVE THE PRINCESS.
kaitlyn_lehman: UDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
smokey_n_linus: UDDER UDDERS???
allez_cuisine: WHO ARE THESE AZTECI-MESOPOTAMIAN TYPE PEOPLE?? ARE THESE EXTRAS FROM POTC3?
schmiss: BITCH WE JUST GROW PLANTS AND SHIT LOOK AT IT DAMMIT
allez_cuisine: ARE THEY GROWING HYDRO SHIT?
fauxkaren: THE OTHERS SECRET WEED FARM.
sillychik_pa: So the other Others are growing hydroponic weed?


Japanese Bossman:

starshine_3: OMG HIROYUKI SANADA I LOVE HIM!!!! I HAD NO IDEA.
airings: WHY DOES THE ASIAN GUY LOOK LIKE A VILLAIN FROM MULAN
kaitlyn_lehman: DUDE THAT ASIAN HAS SERIOUS NINJA SKILLS
jsteph: how could you mess with fu manchu
windscreenfly: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING
schmiss: ENGLISH TASTES LIKE CRUMPETS, ETC
quidditchkiss: LMFAO I DON'T LIKE THE WAY ENGLISH TASTES ON MY TONGUE? DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?
moeyknight: HE NEEDS TO TASTE A SAYID KNUCKLE SANDWICH...OH DAMN. :(


Places, Things and Events:

Ankh and List, OTP:

heatherbird: HUGE ANKH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
usedshoes: THE THING THAT THE THING WAS HOLDING OMG
kaikias: Ah, back to Egypt after our sojourn in pre-contact Mexico.
ack_attack: ANHK ANHK. WHO'S THERE. JACOB. JACOB WHO
withgreatness: OMG. That is the fanciest envelope ever.
lasselenta: Now, to stake vampires
iamalreadyinuse: THEY'RE ON THE LIST!
823freckles: LOL LIST THROWBACK.
gabsy: OH HAI, EGYPTIAN SYMBOL. OK BYE NOW.
fallinospace: IT ACTUALLY SAYS "TAKE SAYID IN IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME IN BED"
kaitlyn_lehman: FROM NOW ON I WILL MAIL ALL OF MY LETTERS IN A THING LIKE THAT
bsquared41: WHY DO I NOT BELIEVE THAT THAT'S WHAT THE PAPER SAID? WE ALL KNOW IT WAS A LOVE NOTE. OR A TEMPLE BATHROOM HALL PASS OR A COUPON FOR A DEATH-FREE SMOKEY RIDE OR SOME SHIT.


Under the Sea:

ack_attack: DAH NAH DAH NAH DHARMA SHARK
kaikias: Hee hee CGI ocean floor...wait. Holy shit Island.
averypartofme: THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNDER WATER WHAT THE FUCK WHAT
julyqueen: WOW OTHERTON IS THE NEW ATLANTIS
fraying_ends: WTF THE ISLAND IS ATLANTIS?
bsquared41: WHAT IS THIS, FINDING NEMO, DARLTON STYLE?
ack_attack: OMFGGGGGGGG DHARMAVILLE IS ATLANTIS!!!!!!!! WHAT WHATW HA;LSDJKLSDLKNZBDFLNKDFGKLDGZFJKLJKLDFGZJKL;DFG
moosewizard: OMG BAD CGI FISH AND WHY IS THE STATUE IN THE OCEAN
withgreatness: OMGWTFUNDERWATERFOOT.
sillychik_pa: WORDS CGI EVER.
fallintospace: THAT LOOKED LIKE I WAS PLAYING LOST: VIA DOMUS
moosewizard: SO UNDERNEATHE THE OCEAN THINGS HAVEN'T FULLY BEEN RENDERED.. NOTHING IS FUCKING REAL ANYMORE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
schmiss: ONLY LOST COULD MAKE ME SHOUT "FOOT!!!" LIKE ARCHIMEDES DISCOVERING DISPLACEMENT.
blackbirdwhite: That is some screen-saver level CGI, guys. COME ON. I thought that was going to be a joke/dream sequence for a sec. WTF!!


Temple Spring:

jsteph: the healing waters
schmiss: WHO PEED IN THE POOL
quidditchkiss: LET'S DUNK HIM IN SHITTY WATER JUST TO BE SILLY!
ack_attack: I FILLED IT WITH ICED TEA!
ceilingninja: IS THAT BEER?
kaikias: Are they going to flush Sayid down the Smokey toilet?
heatherbird: These guys have a hot tub and everything.
supersyncspaz7: So they're gonna put Sayid in the jacuzzi and it'll be okay?
shakemeetsworld: DUDE, IT'S THE HOLIEST OF HOLY WATER.
heatherbird: I can't think of a bigger risk than already being half dead.
smapdi_j: You guys don't want to ask any questions... like... what kind of risks? No? ok.
jazzy_peaches: REALLY GUYS? THEY'RE BRINGING SOMEONE BACK TO LIFE AND YOU'RE QUESTIONING THEIR METHODS?
allez_cuisine: "THERE ARE RISKS" - LIKE, WE MIGHT KILL HIM AND SHIT


Temple Alert!:

jiggawha: WHAT IS WITH THE ASH?! I WANT IT TO BE ROCK SALT
neonlivgiraffe: what is this voodoo shit
withgreatness: Ashin' it up, I see.
schmiss: "HOLY SHIT JACOB IS DEAD! TIME TO... BUILD A ROCKET"
quinnscousin: IT'S ARMAGEDDON IN LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!
quidditchkiss: PREPARETH FOR THE SMOKEH MONSTRA OF DOOM
lasselenta: EVERYONE LOOK PRODUCTIVE!!!
ack_attack: THIS IS LIKE LIGHTING THE TOWERS IN LOTR LOL
schmiss: IT'S ABOUT TO GET SMOKEY UP IN HURR
meatbridge: WE HAVE TO KEEP HIM OUT BECAUSE HE WON'T PAY RENT!


* jazzy_peaches, ibid