Metaphysical all over this shit.*

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Meta of ack_attack's Ongoing Lost Post: 4571 comments, 143 pages, and days out of my life. (Part 2)

Main Losties:

Locke:

moosewizard: LOL LOCKE'S ALL LIKE "HAY BOONE, WANNA GO DOWN MY HATCH?"
ack_attack: WAIT HE WENT ON IT??? NO WHEELCHAIR FOR LOCKE!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
moozewizard: LOCKE IS A LIAR
finchburg: Why such a liar, John?
heatherbird: I think he went on a rollabout.
fraying_ends: WAIT.... LOCKE WENT ON THE WALKABOUT?
meatbridge: DON'T LIE, LOCKE, WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T WALK ABOUT
823freckles: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS LEGS DON'T WORK. LOL.
cubicalgirl: Locke = Liar Liar Pants on Fire!
lasselenta: Hey, that shit is important Unlocke... stop it
quidditchkiss: I'M GONNA TAKE THIS PIECE OF RUG FOR MY COLLECTION AND OR TROPHY
oneloveunited: FLOCKE: I LOVE THIS PATTERN I HAVE TO COPY IT FOR MY OWN FOOT
schmiss: HE MINDFUCKED YOU. THAT'S WHY HE'S A GOD.
fauxkaren: IF NOT!LOCKE KILLS RICHARD, I WILL CUT A BITCH.
ack_attack: LOL NOW THERE ARE THREE LOCKES. JESUS CHRIST.
kaikias: D'aw. Stupid Esau, driving a wedge between Ben and Richard.
kaitlyn_lehman: THERE'S LIKE, ONE PLACE FOR HIM TO HIDE AND THEY LOST HIM
quinnscousin: Did Locke's body srsly bend bullets?!?!?
averypartofme: THE BULLET FUCKING BOUNCED OFF OF HIM. WHAT IS THIS MATRIX BULLSHIT
quidditchkiss: HE'S THE FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
willedit: You know, Locke is a little too handy with a knife to be letting him out of your sight.
meatbridge: HE CAN TELEPORT! HE'S ONE OF THE X-MEN!
usedshoes: RUDE OF HIM TO RUIN JACOB'S RUG
gabsy: TERRY O'QUINN IS A BADASS ACTOR. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
withgreatness: FOR REAL. Like...I have totally forgotten regular Locke, he's that good I just believe he's always been a badass made of smoke.
willedit: Already I want to nominate for an Emmy for next year's awards. And the show is only 50 minutes into the season!
shakemeetsworld: WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE NOT LOCKE, SO JUST SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS.
meatbridge: NOW LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE SMOKY...
kaitlyn_lehman: SO HE'S THE SMOKE MONSTER? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
ceilingninga: I believe you mean HHHHHHHHHHWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?
averypartofme: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HE IS THE SMOKE MONSTER. I WISH HE'D WEAR A FUCKING NAMETAG OR SOMETHING SO I KNOW WHAT TO CALL HIM
fallintospace: SO SEEING THE SMOKE MONSTER IS LIKE SEEING FLOCKE NEKKID
todaysgoneby: "I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE ME LIKE THAT." SO ESSAU OR WHOEVER IS SMOKEY. WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE LOCKE'S FORM? WHY ISN'T HE SALT-N-PEPPER HAIR GUY?
jiggawha: MIB=LOCKE=SMOKEY. MY BRAIN NO LONGER EXISTS
schmiss: AWWW POOR LOCKE HELPLESS AND SITTING IN HIS OWN ADULT DIAPER
lasselenta: Parallel!Locke=FUCKING LIAR
the_rhianna: THAT'S ALL LOCKES!
ack_attack: GOD LOCKE GETS IT IN THE ASS NO MATTER WHEN HE IS
schmiss: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID?
withgreatness: Seriously Locke makes me want to cry. WHAT ABOUT HIS DESTINY?
quinsscousin: *nod* Sup, man of science? *nod* Not much, man faith.
sexyscholar: OMG LOCKE IN THE WHEELCHAIR I SERIOUSLY WANT TO CRY RIGHT NOW
gabsy: AWWW, LOCKE'S LIFE IS STILL MISERABLE, THEN.
dearxambell1na: I'M NOT A WHAT BEN, I'M A WHO! BAHAHA
823freckles: OMG FLOCKE, YOU FUNNY, DON'T EVER CHANGE.
withgreatness: His pecs are looking nice btw...for a smoke monster.
schmiss: WAY TO RUN THE GUILT TRIP, SMOKESAUFLOCKE!
withgreatness: HAHA LOCKE NEVER UNDERSTOOD SHIT THOUGH DID HE
ack_attack: GOD LOCKE IS SO PATHETIC, EVEN AFTER DEATH!
julyqueen: LOCKE NEVER HAD A CHANCE :(
schmiss: LOCKE HAS A SAD. LOCKE HAS A LOT OF SADS
averypartofme: JOHN LOCKE WAS THINKING WHAT ALL LOST FANS THINK ALL THE TIME: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND."
kaikias: Hee hee, aw, even Smokey got sick of hearing Locke whinge about being told what he can't do.
823freckles: Man. I always loved Locke. He was so...sad. Like Eeyore, I just wanna give him a hug. And help him find his tail/destiny. ♥
jazzy_peaches: MAN TERRY O QUINN HIT THE JACKPOT...HIS CHARACTER ON LOST DIES AND HE STILL GETS TO STAR LOL
schmiss: ASDJFSAKL;FJASLJF ESAU WANTS TO GO HOME WHAT????? OH MAN HE LOOKS ANGRY
ack_attack: WHERE IS HOME, MOCKE???
smokey_n_linus: WOW LOCKE'S GOT A SCARY FUCKIN FACE
moeyknight: WHERE THE FUCK IS HOME? THE FIREPLACE?
dearthbellatrix: why doesn't he just tap his heels together three times?
fauxkaren: WHERE IS HOME? IS HOME THE TEMPLE?
moeyknight: OR A VOLCANO, MAYBE?
usedshoes: SO IS JACOB LIKE NOT LETTING HIM GO HOME OR SOMETHING? MY HEAD HURTS.
neonlivgiraffe: DAMN LOCKE, THAT'S REAL DEEP
dallintospace: SCIENCE VS FAITH REMIXED
lasselenta: Metaphysical all over this shit
merlinburgh: SHUT UP LOCKE. NO ONE WANTS YOUR FAITH BULLSHIT
ack_attack: LOCKE GETTING AL LMETAPHYSICAL ON JACK'S ASS. ME LIKEY.
fauzkaren: LOCKE IS SO CALM AND CONDESCENDING. JULIET IS POSESSING HIM.
quidditchkiss: I LOVE TERRY O'QUINN'S SMILE!!!!!!!!
todaysgoneby: OH, LOCKE. ALWAYS SO INSIGHTFUL. I MISS YOU. I WISH YOU WERE BACK AND NOT SCARY SMOKE MONSTER.
ceilingninja: I MISS SEASON 1 LOCKE!
bomburjo: Aww I miss the non-crazy non-Island Locke.
schmiss: LOCKE IS SO SAD AND LONELY HE'S ACTUALLY PURSUING A CONVERSATION WITH JACK
mrawr: I just realized this timeline Locke doesn't have the giant scar on his eye and it's kind of freaking me out.
heatherbird: Suitcase full of knives, even in the wheelchair Locke is an effing badass.
schmiss: FLOCKE JUST "SON, I AM DISAPPOINT"ED EVERYONE
willedit: I need to remember Mocke has a scar; Locke does not.
airings: Was Jacob in the Cabin and the ash was supposed to keep Smokey out, or was Smokey in the cabin, and the ash was supposed to keep him in?
starfoozle: I am jearing over Locke's last thoughts, not even gonna lie.
ack_attack: That was the saddest thing ever, Locke overall has had such an amazing character arc on this show, I can't even get over it.


Jack:

jiggawha: THIS PREMIERE WILL BE A FAILURE IF WE DON'T GET JEARS.
neonlivgiraffe: WTF IS GOING ON OMG. IT'S 2 MINUTES IN AND JACK IS ALREADY JEARSING
averypartofme: OMG PLANE WINDOW OMG OMG HE KNOWS OMG OMG
moeyknight: JEARS ON A PLANE. THE END.
ack_attack: JACK NEEDS STRONGER DRINKS LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN THE HEAD
quinnscousin: I don't wanna live in a world where Jack Shepard is right.
sexyscholar: JACK'S ALL "WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE TEARS NOW?"
kaikas: Oh of course Jack just goes to the toilet to look in the mirror.
schmiss: WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOWWWW, WHO I AAMMMMM INSIIIIIIIIDE
lasselenta: I am confused. My eyes are open... but where are my tears
ack_attack: OMG SO HE'S GOT THE CUTS FROM THE FUTURE??? ;SLKFDJKL;SDJLKFDSJLKFASDJL;KASDFLJK;SD WHAT
todaysgoneby: WAS JACK'S HAIR SO NERDILY PARTED DURING THE PILOT?
tunaeverynight: Oh God, Jack totally knows everything. IT'S WEIRD.
schmiss: ICU TRYING TO PICK UP DES. ICU.
finchburg: OMG OMG OMG JACK SORT OF REMEMBERS, CYLON FLASHBACKS! I HOPE SOMEONE CALLS HIM BOOMER NEXT.
dearxambell1na: JACK???!!!! OMG LOST WHY AM I MORE CONFUSED THAN USUALLLL?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ack_attack: OH MY GOD THERE ARE TWO JACKS!? THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!
823freckles: TWO JACKS? IT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
meatbridge: I SWEAR TO GOD THERE BETTER NOT BE TWO JACKS
lasselenta: YAY! Jack still getting his ass kicked in Season 6
gabsy: AS USUAL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG, JACK.
usedshoes: SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT BITCH
mrawr: i'll punch that shitty apology straight out of your mouth, asshole
jazzypeaches: SOMEONE'S DEAD BECAUSE JACK WAS WRONG. STORY OF JACK'S LIFE.
willedit: Double-shot! Jears and "sonofabitch."
bsquared41: AH, THE FIRST JEARS OF THE LAST SEASON. ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
heatherbird: I like how Jack asked Miles for the flashlight as if it was a scalpel and the hatch is a patient.
merlinburgh: GET YOUR GROSS ASS FINGERS OUT OF CHARLIE'S MOUTH!!
darthbellatrix: Jack always needs a pen. He should start his own pen company.
823freckles: JEARS INC.
smapdi_j: I am so grossed out right now.
quidditchkiss: SIT THE FUCK DOWN, JACK
sexyscholar: IF JACK CRIES ENOUGH THE TEARS COULD PROVIDE ENOUGH LUBRICATION SO SAWYER'S FIST WILL JUST SLIDE OFF HIS FACE
shakemeetsworld: GO TO THE NEAREST PHONE, DESTINY IS CALLING.
kaitlyn_lehman: "JACK SHEPARD, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP YOUR DEAD FATHER."
moeyknight: OCEANIC PASSENGER JACK SHEPHERD. YOU ARE A DOUCHE. THAT IS ALL.
lasselenta: So... we lost your Daddy's corpse
823freckles: LOL WE LOST CHRISTIAN. THANKS FOR FLYING OCEANIC! Our bad
fallintospace: THEY LOST A DEAD BODY HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A DEAD BODY IT DOESN'T MOVE
sexyscholar: LOOOOOL I LAUGHED SO HARD JUST NOW. IS THAT WRONG?
shakemetsworld: NOPE. THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
smapdi_j: could that guy sound any less compassionate? cargo? "YEAH WE LOST YOUR DEAD DAD. OUR BAD. LULZ."
bsquared41: MAYBE THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE SUN STOLE DADDY JEARBUCKS' BODY.
smokey_n_linus: I love Jack's "I'm just along for the ride" face.
bsquared41: JACK DOUCHARD, ACTUALLY
823freckles: MIDDLE NAME JEARS
kaitlyn_lehman: ZOMG THERE HAVE BEEN NO JEARS
jiggawha: THERE WAS EYE MOISTENING EARLY ON
smapdi_j: "MY BAD" everything is your fault, jack
shakemeetsworld: WE KNEW THAT LIKE 5 YEARS AGO.
kaitlyn_lehman: DUH ITS JACK'S FAULT
ack_attack: NO, JULIET IS YOUR FAULT JACK, SAYID'S NOT.
823freckles: PLEASE, EVERYTHING IS JACK'S FAULT.
823freckles: HOLY SHIT JACK OWNING UP TO HIS JACKASSERY?! THIS IS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!!1
lasselenta: SHUT UP JACK!!!!! DOES YOUR FUCKING OVERALL SAY DOCTOR. I DO NOT FUCKING THINK SO JACK WORKMAN
lumaria: LOL JACK FAILS SO HARD I LOVE IT
withgreatness: I love that just about every other time island Jack opens his mouth this episode, someone either threatens to kill him, points a gun at him, or flat out hits him in the face.
julyqueen: WE GOT JEARS
kaikias: Oh, of course Jack has to CPR everythin in sight.
withgreatness: Oh my, Jack doing CPR and Kate trying to stop him. That's never happened before.
mrawr: hahahaha that is the most half-hearted CPR of all time, WHERE IS THE GORILLA CHEST POUND
shakemeetsworld: I WANT SOMEONE TO FIX THIS, BUT REALLY JACK, STOP TRYING TO FIX EVERYTHING. IT'S REALLY BECOMING A PROBLEM.
averypartofme: LOL JACK'S JUST THANKFUL HE GETS TO LIVE FOR A LIKE 20 MORE MINUTES UNTIL SAWYER WAKES UP
dearxambell1na: DID ANYONE COUNT HOW MANY TIMES WE SAW JEARS TONIGHT??
darthbellatrix: JACK HAS LEGO HAIR
ack_attack: JACK IS A TURBO DOUCHE
smokey_n_linus: DOUCHING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
shakemeetsworld: NOT ENOUGH JEARS JACK. C'MON YOUR DAD DISAPPEARED. OK, THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER.
quidditchkiss: JACK/LOCKE CONVERSATION: IT'S NOT LOST WITHOUT IT.
darthbellatrix: I SORTA-KINDA-LOST MY DADDY BUT NOT MY DADDY ISSUES.
usedshoes: JACK: "I LOST MY DAD." JOHN: "I LOST MY BAG." JACK: "I WIN."
todaysgoneby: DUDE, WHAT IF JACK CAN FIX LOCKE?
ack_attack: I CALLED IT LIKE 1.5 HOURS AGO LOL WOOOO I WIN AT LOST
bsquared41: "I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR KNIVES" LMAO
schmiss: UMM, ASKING SOMEONE HOW THEY GOT PARALYZED? KIND OF A TOTALLY SHITTY THING TO DO, JACK. WOW.
fauxkaren: LOL. YEAH. BUT FOR ONCE JACK IS DOING IT TO BE NICE. HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.
averypartofme: NOTHING IS IRREVERSIBLE. WHAT. WHAT.
fauxkaren: JACK SPOTS SOMEONE HE CAN SAVE!
823freckles: LOL OMG I ♥ JACK/LOCKE.
lastyearswishes: AND HE WILL TRYYYYYY TO FIX YOUUUUU
fallintospace: IM JACK I CAN FIX EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY SAD BROKEN EMO HEART
bsquared41: IT'S ON THE HOUSE, BUT I DO ACCEPT VICODIN AS PAYMENT. AND VODKA. Y'KNOW, THE TWO BASIC V'S.
heatherbird: There's a third V, but only Kate can provide it.
heatherbird: His card should say, "Jack Shepard, Man of Science."
dither_spaz: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH JACK WAS IN THE BAGGAGE ROOM. THAT'S SOMETHING HE HAS PLENTY OF ALREADY
oneloveunited: LOL THE WEIRDEST THING WAS JACK BEING ALL NICE TO LOCKE IN THE ALT TIMELINE. I'M NOT USED TO THESE TWO GETTING ALONG.
misscraknypants: IS JACK GOING TO FIX LOCKE? Would that make him a LOCKESMITH?


Hurley:

malone73: NO REDSHIRT HURLEY!!!!
kaikias: ...aaaaaaa. Did Hurley just tell Arzt a joke about dynamite?
schmiss: SAWYER IS INTRIGUED BY YOUR MONEYDOM. ALTHOUGH HE'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA SEDUCE YOU OUT OF IT.
ack_attack: AW HURLEY DOESN'T HAVE CURSED NUMBERS!
gabsy: BUT HE STILL WON!
orangesky7: OMG HURLEY IS LUCKY THIS IS THE BEST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EVARRRRRR
jazzy_peaches: LOL "I WON THE LOTTERY, AND I LIKE CHICKEN, SO I BOUGHT IT." I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF LIFE MOTTO.
kaikias: Ha. Hurley heard the screaming from halfway across the island.
averypartofme: LOL @ HURLEY JUST SITTING THERE. NOT EVEN TRYING TO GET UP. OH, HURLEY, NEVER CHANGE.
jiggawha: WAY TO POINT THE LOADED WEAPON AT THE DYING GUNSHOT VICTIM
smokey_n_linus: lol Hurley, even as fucked up as Lost gets, you're still totally awesome
823freckles: LOL YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A GUN, HUGO. NOW IF YOU HAD A HOT POCKET, YOU COULD DO SOME REAL DAMAGE...
fallintospace: HURLEY IS YOU SHOOT SOMEONE I LOVE I WONT FORGIVE YOU
supersyncspaz7: HURLEY! WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING JACOB?!?!?!?!
quidditchkiss: LMFAO SORRY DUDE, THAT SUCKS
neonlivgiraffe: LMFAO I LOVE HURLEY
kaikias: Ah, Hurley's seeing dead people again.
kauxkaren: OBLIGATORY: HURLEY SEES DEAD PEOPLE
fallintospace: HURLEY FINALLY GETS TO DO SOMETHING V V IMPORTANT
lumaria: OMG HURLEY IS GOING TO TAKE SAYID'S INNOCENCE THIS SHOW JUST WENT PG-EW
dearxambell1na: IF HURLEY CAN SEE JACOB, IS HE THE NEW LEADER OF THE OTHERS??!!!??!?!
fraying_ends: WAT IS HURLEY THE LEADER NOW? BEING ABLE TO SEE JACOB AND ALL
neonlivgiraffe: GO HURLEY YOU GO
usedshoes: I LOVE YOU HURLEY
finchburg: Hurley is getting all Neville in this season, I approve!
smokey_n_linus: greaest. comparison. ever.
smokey_n_linus: dude, Hurley takin' charge. this is AWESOME
schmiss: HURLEY IS FIXIN' SHIT NOW, GET A NEW GIMMICK JACK
averypartofme: SHIT, HURLEY'S TAKING CHARGE AND SHIT. I LOVE IT
supersyncspaz7: THAT'S RIGHT HURLEY. TAKE CHARGE BB.
withgreatness: See I really love Hurley. He's like "well if you can't do shit, how about you let me try, cuz what difference will it make if it doesn't work?" You know, the way LOGIC works.
lasselenta: I sort of love that Hugo is so happy in parallel world
dearxambell1na: WHY IS HURLEY WEARING A RED SHIRT
kaitlyn_lehman: HURLEY TAKE OFF THE RED SHIRT
iamalreadyinuse: KEEP IT ON.... CHANGE THE COLOR.
dearxambell1na: HURLEY SAVES THE DAY! BUT THAT RED SHIRT IS SRSLY GOING TO MAKE ME CRY!!!
supersyncspaz7: HURLEY IS IN CHARGE NOW BITCHES.
dearxambell1na: RED SHIRT HURLEY SHOULD NOT GO ANYWHERE ALONE...
smokey_n_linus: Hurley is the leader now. I love this. Forever <3
willedit: But he's got a red shirt :(
kaikias: Every time Hurley seems to be the important one, it turns out he's just wanted as a messenger.
jsteph: HURLEY PWNAGE!!
withgreatness: AWWW HURLEY THAT'S SO CUTE. WEIRD. BUT CUTE.
kaikias: ...Aw, Hurley. *reaches into the screen to fuzzle him*


Kate:

kaikas: Oh, that is so like you, Lost writers. Tease us with Juliet and then stick us with Kate.
dearxambell1na: WHY IS KATE IN A TREE???!
fallintospace: IT'S SAD WHEN YOU CAN TELL WHO SOMEONE IS BY THEIR EYELASHES
quinnscousin: This reminds me of that CSI episode where they found the scuba diver in the desert in a tree.
kaikias: It's all just an excuse to watch Kate climb trees, isn't it?
meatbridge: WERE HER EARS TEMPORARILY BLOWN OUT OF EXISTENCE?
ack_attack: THEY WERE IN THE FUTURE FOR A SEC
iamalreadyinuse: OH FUCK YOU FOR RUNNING TO JACK FIRST, KATE.
tunaeverynight: Well Kate just made her Sophie's Choice.
kaikias: No, Kate couldn't possibly have ulterior motives in taking attention off the Juliet rescue mission.
fauxkaren: SKATE IS FAAAAAATE. THAT ELEVATOR SCENE WAS ALL SORTS OF CHEMISTRY.
neonlivgiraffe: "SAWWWYER IS SHE OKAY?" "Working on it!" *thinking* "DAMNIT"
withgreatness: Why doesn't Kate come help?
823freckles: BECAUSE SHE IS A BITCH
sillychik_pa: "Is she okay?" Like you care, KATE.
mrawr: HAY KATE HOW DID YOU PUT THAT LIPGLOSS ON IF YOU'RE ALL TIED UP IN HANDCUFFS HUH HUH HUH
finchburg: Kate, you are directly responsible for someone's death, you should stop playing "woe is me."
gabsy: IN THIS NEW REALITY, HAS KATE BROKEN NATHAN FILLION'S HEART? NO FORGIVENESS FOR THAT.
averypartofme: HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP KATE, GET THE FUCK OUT
kaikias: Wow, Kate really wants to bury Juliet.
ack_attack: OH JULIET WOULD LOVE HAVING KATE GET ALL SWEATY HELPING SAWYER BURY HER
lasselenta: Geez, Kate, STEP OFF BITCH
jiggawha: GTFO KATE! DON'T TRY TO JUMP HIS DICK. HE'S GRIEVING
smokey_n_linus: KATE. GIVE HIM SOME TIME BEFORE YOU START HUMPING HIS LEG. JESUS
schmiss: KATE'S GONNA SET THINGS ON FIRE NOW.
iamalreadyinuse: YAY KATE+MATCHES= OTP
supersyncspaz7: BURN BABY BURN
finchburg: LMAO way to go walking away with a light source when Jin and Jack are navigating that little ledge, Kate.
schmiss: SHE RAN!!! GET IT
averypartofme: HAHA KATE WOULD DISAPPEAR
kaitlyn_lehman: KATE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
shakemeetsworld OMG KATE'S GONE! YES!
smokey_n_linus: oh no. kate is lost. darn. guess we'll all just have to have a party
neonlivgiraffe: Kate you dumbass
tunaeverynight: Kate wanders off. Must be Tuesday.
ack_attack: BABY SHE WAS BOOOORN TO RUNNN
quidditchkiss: SHE'S GONNA ESCAPE, TRAINSPOTTING STYLE
fallintospace: OH THE PEN SAVE THE DAY AGAIN NICE TO KNOW ALL THESE USES FOR A PEN
lastyearswishes; UM, I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU'RE NOT PEEING, KATE.
nrawr: Wouldn't know notice if there was no tinkly noise? Come on.
smokey_n_linus: OH SHIT KATE IS SUDDENLY BADASS. THIS DOES NOT SAVE HER FROM BEING AN UNLIKABLE SKANK
sexyscholar: SHE WENT ALL SILK SPECTRE II ON HIS ASS LOL
todaysgoneby: BAD ASS KATE! I LIKE HER BETTER THAN BACK-AND-FORTH TEESE KATE.
quidditchkiss: LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR!
tunaeverynight: IT'S SKATE O'CLOCK.
todaysgoneby: ALSKDFJASLDFJASKFJ ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SKATE. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
ack_attack: SKATE IS FATE, BITCHES.
schmiss: IDK IF I CAN SHIP SKATE NOW IN GOOD CONSCIENCE :(
gabsy: I know you're not talking, but shut up, Kate.
kaikias: Wow, Kate's real big on abandoning the supposedly dead tonight, isn't she?
fauxkaren: YEAH. KATE. REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD JACK THAT CHARLIE WAS DEAD. AND THEN HE WASN'T.
averypartofme: NO ONE IS THAT FUCKING OBSERVANT
schmiss: RUNNING UP THE ESCALATOR? YOU FOOL
fallintospace: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE KATE WAS ACTUALLY EVER SMART ENOUGH TO BE A GOOD RUNAWAY
823freckles: GOD, KATE JUST GETS LESS SYMPATHETIC WITH EACH PASSING EPISODE, DOESN'T SHE?
tunaeverynight: This is like when Kate woke up Sawyer in Collision. FULL CIRCLE, PEOPLE, FULL CIRCLE.
todaysgoneby: BACK OFF, KATE. I DO NOT ACCEPT SKATE UNLESS IT IS IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.
823freckles: DON'T FUCKING START WITH THIS SKATE SHIT AGAIN. NO. NO. NO.
ack_attack: SKATE IS FATE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T EVEN DENY IT.
lumaria: KATE GET AWAY FROM SAWYER. LET HIM MOURN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WITHOUT YOUR BOOBS AND INDECISION IN HIS FACE


Sawyer:

todaysgoneby: SAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dearxambell1na: SAWYER!!! YES!!! :D
iamalreadyinuse: OH I'M GONNA NEED A GIF OF THAT
moosewizard: AND THE FIGHT STILL RAGES
julyqueen: THANK YOU SAWYER
ack_attack: AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE SAWYER
lastyearswishes: KILL HIM SAWYER, HE'S ALREADY ALIVE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE ANYWAY.
ack_attack: LOL WOW THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PILOT!SAWYER AT ALL
supersyncspaz7: Okay, yay, flashbacks, but Sawyer was not that scruffy in S1.
finchburg: I approve of how even though they are in an alternate timeline Sawyer's hair is still as fabulous as ever. That is my constant right there.
averypartofme: SAWYER IS BEING NICE. IDK WHAT TO THINK
gabsy: LOL SAWYER DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME HAIR AS IN THE PILOT.
kaitlyn_lehman: SAWYER'S LOGIC IS MADE OF WIN
fallintospace: ANGSTY SAWYER WILL ALWAYS BE HOT
dearxambell1na: SAWYER IS SRSLY GONNA KILL JACK. AND I'M GOING TO LOVE IT.
todaysgoneby: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE THAT SAWYER IS GOING TO PUT HIS SMACK DOWN, EVEN IF I DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT.
823freckles: STAY IN YOUR SEAT, YOU SEXY REDNECK YOU!
todaysgoneby: I WONDER WHAT ALTERNATE TIMELINE SAWYER IS LIKE. IS HE STILL A CON MAN? OR IS HE GOING TO BE NICE NOW?
fallintospace: SAWYER AND CHAINS...NOT EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED THIS IN MY MIND
fauzkaren: OOH. IS SAWYER GOING TO GET TO HOLD JULIET AS SHE DIES?
jazzy_peaches: LOL JOSH YOU'RE ON CLOSEUP, BRO, TONE IT DOWN
withgreatness: I WANT EVERY MAN ON THIS EARTH TO BE LIKE SAWYER.
allez_cuisine: AWW. SAWYER BEING ALL TENDER AND SHIT. I THINK I JUST JEARED
meatbridge: KILL JACK! KILL JACK! KILL JACK! KILL JACK! KILL JACK!
smapdi_j: NOW GO KILL JACK PLZ
poinsley: Kill him Sawyer, kill him
shakemeetsworld: KILL JACK! KILL JACK! KILL JACK! EVERYBODY! CHANT WITH ME!
fraying_ends: BYE JACK IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU
meatbridge: YES, SAWYER, EMBRACE YOUR ANGER...
823freckles: NO TO JULIET DYING. YES TO SAWYER'S MURDEROUS RAGE
fauzkaren: SAYWER IS TOTALLY GOING TO TRY TO CON HURLEY.
kaitlyn_lehman: I CANNOT GET OVER THE FAIL OF SAWYER'S HAIR
gabsy: YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO CON HURLEY, SAWYER.
supersyncspaz7: I want to hug Sawyer right now. Srsly, who would have thought we'd end up loving this dude?
ack_attack: GETTING S1 SAWYER BACK = BEST THING EVER.
sexyscholar: BRB FUCKING SAWYER AGAINST A WALL.
823freckles: DIMPLES! *GUSH*
supersyncspaz7: This is mood whiplash, going from flirty Sawyer to heartbroken Sawyer in .5 seconds.
kaikias: Aw, I kind of wanted Sawyer to wake up and be all, "Oh, not you."
ceilingninja: I LOVE SAWYER'S HATE FACE
lastyearswishes: EVEN SAWYER KNOWS THAT IT WOULDN'T BE LOST WITHOUT JEARS.


Jin:

ack_attack: I LOVE JINGLISH
kaitlyn_lehman: AT LEAST JIN STILL SPEAKS ENGLISH
gabsy: JIM KEPT HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
finchburg: Dammit I forgot that Jin was a jerk.
tunaeverynight: Oh no, plane douche Jin rose again.
iamalreadyinuse: ASSHOLE JIN IS BACK!
julyqueen: DICK!JIN IS REPRESENTING
jiggawha: OH SHIT JIN IS BACK TO WIFEY MCBEATY AGAIN
bsquared41: I FORGOT HOW MUCH I HATED DOUCHEY CONTROLLING JIN
fauxkaren: AND WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE WATCH!
schmiss: THAT FUCKING WATCH
averypartofme: OMG THE WATCH
withgreatness: Waaaaaatch.
poinsley: I like how meeting is "meeting" in Korean, apparently
withgreatness: DON'T FUCK WITH JIN, ESPECIALLY OLD-SCHOOL JIN.
kaikias: Aw, poor conflicted Sun and harried Jin.
neonlivgiraffe: FUCKING RACIST ASSHOLES, HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH
withgreatness: Oh btw island Jin you lookin FINE in your white t.


Sayid:

fauzkaren: Is Sayid still off dying somewhere?
moosewizard: SAYID NO LOOKIN' GOOD
poinsley: I forgot about Sayid! Aw, Sayid.
fraying_ends: lol everyone abandons sayid for juiliet
finchburg: SAYID OR JULIET? SAYID OR JULIET? UGGGG I CAN'T MAKE THESE DECISIONS.
jiggawha: SAYID CAN'T DIE. HE'S THE BAMFIEST ON THE ISLAND
mrawr: THE BLOOD THING IS NOT MAKING ME HAPPY SAYID, PLEASE STOP
lasselenta: Sayid, you are topoooooooo awesome to die! ...'cept when you killed lilBen ...well shot
quinnscousin: WAIT I BETTER NOT BE WITNESSING THE DEATH OF THE TORCHA-ER
supersyncspaz7: WHY YOU BITCHES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY SAYID.
daisyham: SAYIDDDDDDD DON'T DIEEEEEEE
quidditchkiss: ..........MEANWHILE, SAYID IS STILL ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.
kaitlyn_lehman: DOES NO ONE CARE THAT SAYID'S INNARDS A FALLING OUT OF HIS BODY?
neonlivgiraffe: My mom just screamed "BUT WHAT ABOUT SAYID" and I was like "don't worry mom there's two of them right now"
ack_attack: OMG IS JACOB GOING TO BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE??? Z;SLDAS'FK';ALSDKL;DS
fauxkaren: SOOOOOO SAYIIIIIID! I WILL GLADLY TRADE JULIET'S LIFE FOR SAYID'S.
schmiss: BUT WILL HE LOSE HIS INNOCENCE?!??!?!?!?!!!!!!
withgreatness: Don't take Sayid anywhere, his guts will fall out.
ack_attack: OH NO BUT SAYID HAS NO INNOCENCE TO LOSE!
shakemeetsworld: MAYBE IT'LL REVERSE HIM. MAKE HIM INNOCENT AGAIN.
quidditchkiss: NO NO NOT THE TEMPLE IF YOU DO HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME OMG
todaysgoneby: HAHA SAYID KICKING ASS.
finchburg: Yay Sayid busting doors open!
ack_attack: BAMF
finchburg: Always and forever, no matter what timeline you are in.
schmiss: 'CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE? MY NAME IS SAYID JARRAH, AND I'M A TORTURAH.'
smokey_n_linus: BREAK OUT THE SCRUNCHIE BITCHES
poinsley: Sayid Jarrah: Locksmith
jsteph: TORCHA SCRUNCHIE!!!!!
sexyscholar: FUCK YEAH SAYIIIIIIIIIIID
allez_cuisine: THAT SHIT JUST TURNED ME ON, LIKE WOW
quidditchkiss: I LOVE HOW SAYID IS ALL, OH... ALLOW ME TO PUNCH THIS DOOR IN THE FACE WITH MY FOOT
heatherbird: OMG Sayid just torcha'd the door down!
ack_attack: THE TEMPLE OF DOOM CAN SAVE HIM
fauxkaren: OMG. SAYID AND NADIA CAN BE HAPPY TOGETHER!
averypartofme: POOR SAYID, HIS INTESTINES ARE LIKE FALLING OUT AND THEY'RE JUST DRAGGING HIM ALL OVER THE PLACE.
schmiss: THEY'RE PROBABLY COVERED IN DIRT AND CAT HAIR, YUCK
jazzy_peaches: IF WE ONLY HAD A WHEELBARROW, THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING.
tunaeverynight: Well duh. If Sayid dies, the gods cry at the loss of their most glorious child.
jiggawha: OK WHO WAS THE PERSON THAT SAID SAYID IS THE NEW JACOB TO SMOKEY'S NOT!LOCKE?! BC I VOTE THIS!
citrimax: SAVE SAYID, SAVE THE WORLD
fauxkaren: SAVE SAYID OR FACE MY WRATH.
schmiss: STRIPPIN' TIME
lasselenta: He can now highfive Ben as pool buddehs
citrimax: DONT DRINK THE WATER. THERES BLOOD IN THE WATER
averypartofme: OMG HIS INTESTINES ARE LIKE ALDKHGALKDJF ALL THAT SHIT AND HE'S GOING TO DIE BY DROWNING
allez_cuisine: RISKS?? CHOLERA? DYSENTERY? SAYID WILL BEAT THAT SHIT WITH HIS SCRUNCHIE.
823freckles: DROWNING SAYID UNTIL HE LIVES, DUH.
ack_attack: THIS IS SCARY! THIS IS WHAT THEY DID TO BB BEN!?
fauxkaren: OMG. THIS IS REALLY UPSETTING.
willedit: OK, is this like when Charlie tried to baptize Aaron?
withgreatness: UMMM. He's looking a little dead to be alive.
ack_attack: SO NOW HE'S GONNA BE ALL POSSESSED OR SOMETHING?
jiggawha: IT'S OK YOU GUYS! SAYID IS JACOB NOW!
lastyearswishes: SOMEONE GIVE THAT GQMF CPR, STAT.
ack_attack: I NEED A BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS "MY SAVIOR IS AN IRAQI TORCHURRA"
mrawr: I love it in film/tv whatever when they're resurrecting people and make them lie in the Jesus arms pose
neonlivgiraffe: YOU SONS OF BITCHES
schmiss: YOU GUYS SUUUUCK JACOB IS GONNA BE SO MAD
dearxambell1na: ARE YOU JOKING??! PLZ TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING!! I DO NOT LIKE THIS!!!
jsteph: the tea didn't work
shakemeetsworld: OH NO HE ISN'T. HE'LL BADASS HIS WAY OUT OF THIS.
meatbridge: BECAUSE YOU DROWNED HIM!!!!
sexyscholar: WHAT I REJECT THIS
lumaria; LOL HE IS SO NOT DEAD. LOL SHOW. YOU'RE GOOD. BUT NOT THAT GOOD
ack_attack: LOL RIGHT THERE WITH YOU
ack_attack: NO WAY HE'S GONNA RISE LIKE JESUS. JUST WAIT AND SEE.
jazzy_peaches: HE'S DEAD BECAUSE YOU ALL WOULDN'T HAVE FAITH, IDIOTS.
supersyncspaz7: CLAP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS ASSHOLES DAMN.
withgreatness: This death is unbefitting of a torturer.
kaitlyn_lehman: FRAK THIS NOISE. SAYID ISN'T DEAD. HE'S TOO BAMF.
dither_spaz: I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF ~MAN OF FAITH~ RESSURECTS SAYID MOMENT. BUT IT WAS JUST AN ~OTHERS ARE DOUCHES~ MOMENT :( :(
lumaria: SAYID "DIED" AND I STARTED LAUGHING. BECAUSE IT'S SO NOT GOING TO STICK
supersyncspaz7: SAYID: LIKE JESUS, IN A WAY. (I feel blasphemous.)
lumaria: DEATH DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE, SAYID WILL KICK IT IN THE NUTS AND BREAK IT'S HAND AND THEN SAY "HAVE A NICE DAY" AND GO SLEEP WITH DEATH'S GIRLFRIEND
dither_spaz: FUCK. SAYID KILLS PEOPLE, PEOPLE CAN'T KILL SAYID.
ack_attack: SAYID'S GONNA WAKE UP AND WE'LL GET A POOT POOT BRUMP.
jigawha: SAYID'S NOT QUITE DEAD
lasselenta: HE CAN DO THE HIGHLAND FLING
dearxambell1na: SAYID FTW!!!!!!!1
schmiss: SAYID HAS KILLED DEATH MOFOS
withgreatness: OH HAI SAYID.
todaysgoneby: SAYID!!! WHAT IS UP MOFO!
smokey_n_linus: I TOLD YOU. UNBELIEVERS
finchburg: YES!!!!! ZOMBIE SEASON IS A GO!
todaysgoneby: OMG I BET HE'S JACOB
shakemeetsworld: TOLD YOU SAYID COULDN'T DIE.
ack_attack: FUCK YES HE IS A BAMF
mrawr: Sayid's all, "HAAAAAYYY" "What'd I miss?!"
quidditchkiss: ZOMBIE!SAYID FUCK YEAH
fallintospace: SAYID IS JESUS. JESUS IS SEXY
petriefalls: Sayid = Jacob
aosuki: SAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!! LK;AKDLFJL;SDKJFL;AKDJF BIGGEST MIND FUCK OF AN EPISODE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trishpip: SEE, SAYID JUST NEEDED A NAP!
allez_cuisine: SAYID LOOKED DEATH IN THE EYE - AND TORCHAAD IT


Sun:

ack_attack: OH NO SUN WITH HER BEIGE SWEATER OF FAIL ;_;
gabsy: OMFG JIN AND SUN, ARE THEY STILL AT A POINT WHERE THEY HATE EACH OTHER?
schmiss: LOVE HOW GREAT SUN'S EYEBROWS LOOK
ack_attack: NICE WIG, SUN.
withgreatness: Ugh GOD Sun's wig.
sexyscholar: EWW DOUCHEY WIG!SUN...I MISSED THAT BEFORE
823freckkles: COME ON SPEAK ENGLISH SUN. DO IT.
withgreatness: Sun should just bust out English right now.
shakemeetsworld: SOMETIMES SUN YOU JUST NEED TO SPEAK ENGLISH. I KNOW HE'S A DOUCHE AGAIN, BUT REALLY.
moeyknight: I DON'T LIKE ESTRANGED SUN AND JIN. THIS ALTVERSE SUCKS.


* lasselenta, ibid