MINDFUCKS HAVE NEVER FELT SO GOOD.*

[bending_sickle]

Meta of ack_attack's Ongoing Lost Post: 4571 comments, 143 pages, and days out of my life. (Part 1)

General Mindfuck:

smokey_n_linus: also JEEZ LOUISE I am an avid Lostie but I AM SO FUCKING LOST HERE. AND I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.
starfoozle: Excuse me, I'mma have to lie down for awhile. I believe my brain will leak out my ears otherwise, at this point.
lastyearswishes: YEAH MY BRAIN IS DEAD.
averypartofme: LIKE, I CAN'T EVEN COHERENTLY SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M STILL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
moosewizard: and the fuck and the fuckity fuck tfuckfolkdsfjlsg
malone73: THIS EPISODE TOOK MY MIND, RIGHT OUTTA MY HANDS!!!!!
poptartmuse: THIS EPISODE WAS A TOTAL MINDFUCK.
lookslikelove: I HAVE HAD A :D :D :D :D AND :E :E :E FACE ON FOR OVER AN HOUR. I NEED TO REWATCH STAT BECAUSE OHMYEFFINGGOOOOOOOOD.
bomburjo:30 SECONDS IN AND I'M ALREADY CONFUSED
neonlivgiraffe: WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON
ack_attack: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT AS;LKFJ;JKLFGJL;KAGDFJKL;GDFLJK;ADGF
averypartofme: UH OH WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS GOING ON I AM CONFUSED
lasselenta: WTFPOLARBEAR
aosuki: MIIIIIIIIIIINDFFF-
lastyearswishes: LOL THE ONLY THINGS GOING THROUGH MY MIND RN ARE 'WTF' AND 'OMG'. LOST WAS WIPED OUT MY COHERENT THOUGHT.
kaitlyn_lehman: D: I AM SO CONFUSED PLEASE REASSURE ME I AM NOT ALONE
supersyncspaz7: ...i am confused my mind hurts help.
823freckles: What the mother flying fuck is going on?
merlinburgh: I KNOW I'M WATCHING LOST BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING
supersyncspaz7: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. PLZ EXPLAIN IN SMALL WORDS. WHAT
smokey_n_linus: WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT
orangesky7: Wait. WAIT. WAIIIIIT. WHATTTTTTTTTT.
lumaria: WHAT IN THE NAME OF BENJAMIN "SEXY PANTS" LINUS IS GOING ON HERE
sillychik_pa: I AM NOT COMPREHENDING THIS.
lumaria: EVEN FOR LOST, THIS IS CONFUSING
tunaeverynight: BRAIN STATUS: ASPLODED.
windscreenfly: CONFUSION!!!!
meatbridge: OMG I HAVE NOOOOO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. WHICH IS NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER EPISODE, REALLY
ack_attack: IT'S ONLY BEEN ON 19 MINUTES AND I CAN'T FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE LOL THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV EVER EVER EVER EVER
averypartofme: I'M SO GLAD THIS SHOW IS BACK. MINDFUCKS HAVE NEVER FELT SO GOOD.
sassynach: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!??! WELCOME BACK LOST. :D
just_becca: god i'm so confused, i'm pretty sure my face is gonna get stuck like this
iamalreadyinuse: THERE ARE TOO MANY STORIES FOR ME TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND.
kaitlyn_lehman: JFC MY HEAD HURTS
lady_maethoriel: WHAT. THE FUCK. IS HAPPENING. I DON'T THINK THIS SHOW HAS EVER BEEN THIS CONFUSING.
skaemeetsworld: I I TOTALLY AGREE. BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT LOST, I LOVE HOW IT BLOWS MY MIND, AND EVERY SECOND OF THIS EP BLOWS MY MIND.
moeyknight: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! SERIOUSLY, WTF IS GOING ON?
823freckles: HOW ARE WE ONLY HALF AN HOUR IN?! THIS SHOW IS RAPING MY FACE. IN A GOOD WAY.
allez_cuisine: I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH VODKA IN THE HOUSE TO MAKE THIS EPISODE MAKE SENSE
muzikxjunkie: LOVIN THE MINDFUCK!!! HOW I'VE MISSED YOU SO!!
jiggawha: I'M GONNA NEED THE ENHANCED VERSION JUST TO FIGURE OUT WTF IM WATCHING
the_rhianna: I've kind of missed watching this show and having no clue what is going on. Good times.
starfoozle: I DON'T EVEN. I AM JUST GOING TO GIVE UP. I DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND.
smapdi_j: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE
starfoozle: HOLY.... WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. (THIS IS THE THIRD POST OF THIS NATURE I HAVE MADE IN THE PAST 30 MINUTES, AND I DOUBT I'LL BE ANY MORE COHERENT THAN THIS FOR SEVERAL DAYS.)
usedshoes: THIS IS THE BEST PREMIER EVER. I AM SO CONFUSED AND I LOVE IT.
lastyearswishes: OH HOW I'VE MISSED MY WEEKLY MINDFUCKS. :')
merlinburgh: THANK GOD THERE IS ANOTHER HOUR OF THIS FUCKERY. I AM NOT CONFUSED AND UPSET ENOUGH.
kaitlyn_lehman: JFC WHAT THE HELL LOST?
smokey_n_linus: Guys... I don't think my mind can take much more fucking.
mrawr: OH MY FUCK.
withgreatness: HOLY CHOCOLATE CHEERIOS BATMAN.
kaitlyn_lehman: THERE IS NO PART OF ME THAT COMPREHENDS THIS
malone73: MY BRAIN HAS OFFICIALLY MELTED!
lasselenta: ....-open mouth- -close mouth- -open mouth- woh... just... woh
dearxambell1na: I'VE DECIDED THOSE THAT HATE LOST DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND IT.
jiggawha: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
823freckles: WHAT THE METAPHORICAL FUCK?
ack_attack: WE ARE ALL DUMBASSES IN THE EYES OF LOST.
malone: I CAN HEAR MY BRAIN SLOOSHING IN MY HEAD!
fallintospace: IF MY BRAIN COULD PROCESS EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW I'D BE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY
mrawr: my cheeks are gonna be sore tomorrow from how often my jaw has dropped
gabsy: I'M HAVING MINDFUCK UPON MINDFUCK.
quidditchkiss: HOW DO I STILL HAVE A BRAIN?
sexyscholar: MY HUSBAND: "WHO THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK YEAR IS IT? WHO THE FUCK IS WEARING LOCKE LIKE FUCKING LONGJOHNS? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? FUCK?!" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.


General Comments:

moosewizard: WHEN ARE BEN AND RICHARD GONNA APPEAR? BITCHES ARE FABULOUS. NEED THEM.
tunaeverynight: Do not make me watch Sayid and Juliet die repeatedly. DO NOT LOST, DO YOU HEAR ME?
schmiss: AHHH IT'S THE PLINKY MUSIC OF IMMINENT THREAT
dearxambell1na: THIS IS SO EPIC I CANNOT HANDLE IT & WE'RE ONLY 20 MINUTES IN!!
julyqueen: 1015 COMMENTS IN 20 MIN. WE BE CRAZY, YO
todaysgoneby: ARE THERE THREE REALITIES NOW? OR ARE KATE AND MILES WITH BEN, "LOCKE" AND THE OTHERS?
jsteph: so do we have three timelines or are the blasties in 2007/2008?
meatbridge: JACOB'S DEAD, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYTHING'S PEACHY KEEN
schmiss: BEN, RICHARD, AND (FAKE) LOCKE ARE MY FAVORITE LOVE TRIANGLE ON THIS SHOW
petriefalls: why oh why do get three Lockes but only two Sawyers...and no Daniels. This world isn't fair.
ack_attack: 1427 COMMENTS IN 28 MINUTES. YOWZAHS.
kaitlyn_lehman: ONGOING POST FTW!
daisyham: you guys, i love this show. i can't even take it.
todaysgoneby: "BECAUSE I DIED AN HOUR AGO." SO THAT MEANS THEY ARE ALL IN THE SAME TIME NOW!
schmiss: "HOLE IN THE WALL".... UMMMM.... ISLAND GLORYHOLE D:
withgreatness: WHAT IS IN THE GUITAR CASE? No one should be allowed to carry anything that holds anything inside, it makes this show complicated.
allez_cuisine: DHARMA VAN FTW!
moeyknight: THE PARTY BUS HAS SEEN HAPPIER TIMES.
airings: It's 3:37am where I am, I hope I'm not waking my parents with my dolphin noises
fauxkaren: I AM LIKE ALL EMOTIONAL AT SEEING ALL THESE SEASON 1 PEOPLE.
quidditchkiss: THEORY FROM MY MOM: "I THINK JACOB WANTS TO USE SAYID LIKE JACOB'S ENEMY OR WHOEVER HE IS IS DOING WITH LOCKE."
fauzkaren: SO IS THE REST OF THE SEASON GOING TO BE LIKE FINAL DESTINATION WITH DEATH TRYING TO CATCH THE PEOPLE WHO HAD DIED?
finchburg: They are so going to tear off that flimsy bumper.
moosewizard: SO WHEN THE TWO TIMELINES COME TO A HEAD? WHEN ELOISE HAWKING IS ALL "HEY BITCH IN THE RED SNEAKERS" OH WAIT THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST. MY HEAD.
poinsley: LOL, was that Des's exercise bike?
finchburg: Ahhh the exercise bike!
dearxambell1na: JUMPING BETWEEN ALT UNIVERSES IS CONFUSING
schmiss: SEE THE LOVE TRIANGLE IS: RICHARD WANTS TO HELP BEN. BEN HATES FLOCKE SO MUCH THAT HE'S OBSESSED WITH HIM. AND FLOCKE WANTS TO TALK TO RICHARD FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON
fraying_ends: THIS TEMPLE ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF THE STONE TABLE IN NARNIA
fauxkaren: HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE ONLY 45 MINUTES INTO THIS EPISODE?
shakemeetsworld: SERIOUSLY. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EPIC.
neonlivgiraffe: For a second I thought the heavier guy was Matt Parkman
ack_attack: Z;LKD;LKSF;JKLSJKLSDFJKL I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO SEE THIS EXACT SCENE
lastyearswishes: I AM SO GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH THIS AGAIN LATER.
averypartofme: SUCH CARNAGE. SUCH BLOODSHED. OH, LOST, NEVER CHANGE
fauxkaren: I HAVEN'T TURNED OF MY CAPSLOCKE IN 50 MINUTES. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO EXPRESS MYSELF IN ANYTHING EXCEPT CAPSLOCKE EVER AGAIN.
schmiss: AHAHA LOL @ THIS OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE AD SAYING "TRY AN AUSTRALIAN VACATION". IN AN AD. PLAYING. DURING. LOST. YOU WON'T GET ME THAT EASY, JACOB!
jiggawha: SO THEY'RE ON THE "THIS IS YOUR IRONIC LIFE" PLANE?
gabsy: NO, MICHAEL GIACCHINO'S MUSICAL CUE FOR SAD MOMENTS. STOP PLAYING NOW. STOP IT.
kaikias: It's always 72 in Los Angeles.
schmiss: HOW CAN I QUOTE "PARTY IN THE USA" WHEN JULIET'S DEAD I HOPPED OFF THE PLANE AT LAX WITH A DREAM AND A CARDIGAN...
fauxkaren: I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST EPIC HOUR OF TELEVISION EVER.
withgreatness: I have never been so sad to see a plane land.
fallintospace: ANNA LULU SHOULD'VE ARRESTED CHARLEH
smokey_n_linus: where is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLTTTT???
poinsley: Taller Ghost Walt is on the underwater swings.
bsqaured41: JESUS CHRIST I MISSED THE FUCK OUT OF LOST MUSICAL MONTAGES, OMG
the_rhianna: Where is SHANNON in this reality?! I'm super pumped we got Boone but come on, where's Shannon?!
smokey_n_linus:dude... where are Nikki and Paulo? That is the REAL mystery.
aosuki: Wow...2640 comments and it's only been the first hour. XD
usedshoes:I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET MORE RICHARD. HAD TO WATCH JULIET DIE AGAIN. BEN IS STILL BEN. THEY FUCKED JACOB'S BEAUTIFUL RUG. HAD TO WATCH CHARLIE SURVIVE
schmiss: BESIDES JULIET, THE RUG WAS TRULY THE WORST PART
sillychik_pa: Is the whole season going to be all "This is what could have happened....this is what did happen"? Because that might suck.
todaysgoneby: IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE THE "NEW" UNIVERSE IS MISSING PEOPLE FROM THE OLD ONE.
mrawr: GET IN THE HOOOOOOLE. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAAAAAID
schmiss: KEEP STRANGLIN' THEM VIOLINS
citrimax: SUSPENSE MUSIC BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM DOO DOO DOO DOO! BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM
823freckles: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE 'CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE' BOOKS? IF SO, WHAT PAGE DO I TURN TO TO ALIVE JULIET AGAIN?
quidditchkiss: THIS MUSIC IS FREAKING ME OUT
todaysgoneby: THE WHISPERS!
ack_attack: THIS IS CRAZY TOWN MUSIC. OMG WHISPERS
moosewizard: did the whispers just say richard?
petriefalls: Do you think that they have a "murder" stamp for your passport?
quinnscousin: I...just wanted to be on page 108.
shakemeetsworld: IT WOULDN'T BE LOST IF THERE WASN'T TERRIBLE WIGS.
withgreatness: OH AND I ALSO JUST REMEMBERED THAT THERE IS A VOLCANO ON THE ISLAND THAT EVERYONE STOPPED WORRYING ABOUT. AND THEY USE ASH. I THINK IT MIGHT BECOME RELEVANT NOW, NO?
dearxambell1na: WE HAVE OFFICIALLY POSTED MORE TONIGHT THAN DURING LAST YEARS FINALE
tunaeverynight: IT'S AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DAWG. That's the only thing that explains the ch-ch-chANGES.
heatherbird: I wish they'd start giving us more ANSWERS than QUESTIONS, seeing as how this is the last season and all.
withgreatness: I'm so fucking happy that they didn't just totally reset that I would kiss Patchy on the eye socket right now.
moeyknight: LOST DEJA VU: THE FINAL SEASON. THEY ALL JUST WANDER AROUND LA GOING, "DON'T I KNOW YOU?"
smokey_linus: what WHAT LIKE... SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT TIMELINES??? I ALREADY CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS SHOW TO ANYONE, DARLTON WHAT THE EFF
ack_attack: THIS IS ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP. ;LKSDJFL;KASDFJ;KLSDJKL TWO KATES! TWO EVERYONES! HOLY SHIT
tunaeverynight: THIS IS LIKE A FAMLY REUNION. WITHOUT THE CREEPY UNCLES. PLUS SAWYER WITH BAD HAIR.
darthbellatrix: IT'S SHOWING HOW ALL THE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE MET ANYWAY!
kaitlyn_lehman: THIS ALTERNATE REALITY SUCKS ASS
julyqueen: 875 COMMENTS IN 17 MIN
dearxambell1na: I WANT TO KNOW WHY THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE THE PLANE LANDED AT LAX. LIKE WHY SHANNON WASN'T ON BOARD. THAT'S KINDA HUGE. AND HOW DID CHARLIE END UP WITH THE DRUGS IN HIS THROAT?? HE ORIGINALLY HAD THEM IN HIS SHOE, RIGHT? [...] LIKE I MEAN THAT THERE IS A REASON GIVEN AS TO WHY SHE ISNT ON THE PLANE, BUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN JULIET BLEW UP THE BOMB THAT MADE THINGS LIKE THAT CHANGE??


* averypartofme, ibid