bending_sickle | It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.*

Have you thought of going into teaching?*

Sickle's Financial Management are simultaneously incomprehesible, frustrating and mind-numbingly boring. She therefore deals by ranting in her notes.

Financial Management Notes, An Excerpt: Octobe 16, 2008

Oh sweet gods! I can't follow anythign at all! 45 minutes without a slide! Topic changes all over the place! Everything's abstract liek woah! I'm so fucking lost.

Also, stfu already with the "that's for true"! Zomg!

Omg! I understood that! You know why? Because she was using slides. She was lecturing, not rambling, ffs.

I'm so confused and lost and frustrated and hopless I wanna stab you inna face.

...are you explaining the concept of "mutually exclusicve"? Wtf? It's like teaching quantum physics and explaining "force". Just...what?

"Of course." Stop. Saying. It. If you have time constraints, you fucking stop rambling and stick to your motherlovin' slides. We're half-way through the lecture and haven't even begun on the topic. Now it's 11:40 and you've talked about "the second half" of the lecture. Lecutre ends at 12:00. Wtf is wring with this picture?!? Three lectures and not one has ended ont ime. This is fail. Not even made of fail, this is 100% pure fail concentrate.

Why discuss x at the beginning oft he lecture in ramble-form if you're going to talk about it later in slide-form? This is not a review, it's a lecture. Teach, motherfucker.

This is so horrible. Waste of time. You know wat we use to prepare our case analyses? Wiki, that's what. And the text book. Obviously something is not working with our lectures. Have I learnt anything? Only that I can't learn. Or at least, under these circumstances. Omfg, make it stop.

"Perhaps we know a little bit now about", "You all are aware that...", "Is it clear?" The answer is always NO.

Could you please teach theory first, then specific examples and fucking teach?

Look! An equation that cleary explains what you just spend half an hour rambly explaining on! Omg shock!

"The last thing that I'd like tot talk to you..." You have five minutes. And no, I'm not listening.

Financial management Notes, An Excerpt: Octobe 20, 2008

"000s"= Wtf?

Do the numbers even matter? Less numbers, more words and equations, for fuck's sake.

Label the fuckers!

Oh for the love of gods, stop repeating yourself and beating the dead horse already...and you just utterly lost me. Yay for ramble!

Why do you over-explain how temporary workers are obtained and then breeze through important shite?

And after all that, wtf ist he difference between OL and DOL?!?

...yes, because Behaviour =/= Science. Right...

Ok, why are you spending so much time explaining these simple concepts?

If part of the next seminar will be about this, why the fluing fuck didn't you start earlier?

OMFG.

"For sure." "Of course." "More easy." Make it stop.

Decision Tree -> Cladogram, or the most common fucking thing ever. See also: SPalin's Debate Chart.

...gods I miss cladistics.

Stop. Using. Numbers. Explain the fucking tree first.

Perpetuity -> annuity but fucking perpetual. What a bizarre concept. / sarcasm

If you're going to be writing on the board all illegible-like, put it in your slide inthe first place. "Perhaps a little bit confusing what I'm writing on the baord?" No shit.