I want my mind blown.*

[bending_sickle]

A meta of ack_attack's On-Going Post commentfest for Lost 4x11

Mindfuckery:

ack_attack: WHAAAAAT'S HAPPENING?
general_nothing: Am I on the right channel?
quidditchkiss: I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
occamssideburns: MINDFRAK
ack_attack: AM I REALLY HIGH OR DOES NONE OF THIS MAKE SENSE? LOL GODSPEED!
navras_rheya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ack_attack: LZSKDFL;KASDJFLKASDJF;LADKS MY BRAINS. THEY HURT
lumaria: OH MY GOD I JUST FREAKED OUT A BIG FREAKOUT
ladytwiga: BRAIN....EXPLODING!!!
mrawr: I CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BEER FOR THIS EPISODE
pescivendolo: What the hell is going onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn???????
pescivendolo: Whaaaaaaa?
ack_attack: LKDSJF'L;sdkf';lsDKF'L;SDKL;
crunknwj: i'm so confused.
pescivendolo: This is so weird, y'all, holy crap.
ack_attack: This is so weird. ;alsjd;lkasjldka
schmiss: WHOA. THIS IS UM. WHAT
general_nothing: whatttttttttttttttttttt?
navras_rheya: I want my mind blown.
ack_attack: OH SHIT HERE IT COMES ;LKSFKLAL;KSDJ
crunknwj: GRAB YOUR ANKLES EVERYONE WE'RE ABOUT TO GET MIND FUCKED.
ack_attack: OMG WHAT SA;LKDJFLK;ASDJFL;KSD
quidditchkiss: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS
supersyncspaz7: WHAT. WHAT. OH MY GOD, WHAT.
julyqueen: MY GRAIN JUST MELTED
julyqueen: WATCHING LOST IS LIKE HAVING A DELICIOUSLY WONDERFUL STROKE

Ben:
smokey_n_linus: BENRY, CAN I HAVE YOUR REPTILIAN, BUG EYED BABIES??
pandora_nervosa: Uh, does Ben have a gun? Is that a good idea?
kimmerz23: I LIKE TO WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
quidditchkiss: LMFAO BENRY
smokey_n_linus: Ben, you can watch me sleep whenever you want to
londonsparrow: BEN DOES NOT SLEEP EVER. BEN NEEDS NO SLEEP.
cah215: Ben is bemused.
pandora_nervosa: Love that look on Ben's face. Priceless!
kaikias: Oh, Ben. You're hilarious sometimes.
ack_attack: LOL BENRY'S ALL EMO. HE'S GOING TO LISTEN TO MORRISSEY NOW AND CRY INTO A PILLOW.
lumaria: AWW, BEN. YOU ARE STILL SO SPESHUL.
quidditchkiss: I used to have dreams............................about Jacob. Naked.
gabsy: BENRY, THE OFFICIAL FACE OF BADASSERY, INC.
pescivendolo: Benry's like "Awkwaaaaaard!"
lumaria: LMAO "What happened to them?" BEN'S FACE: "I was bored."
smokey_n_linus: "HE DID." OH, BEN, WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOMESAUCE??
ack_attack: LMAO THE MUSIC WENT POOT POOT BRUMP OMG BENRY IS SO EVIL LOLOL
starshine_3: Some Dharma cat must have run across a Dharma piano.
cah215: Ben's like, "It was an accident."
cah215: Benry's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO badass
quidditchkiss: LMFAO BENRY RULES LMFAO GOD
ack_attack: LOL BEN LOOKS LIKE KERMIT THE FROG.
navras_rheya: BEN is GREAT! "Yeah, I shot him. Yeah. I did. But I wasn't thinking."
smokey_n_linus: Ben, you are my hero. Just so you know.
julyqueen: LOL BEN BEST DELIVERY OF A LINE
poins519: I love how nonchalant Ben's being here, lol
cah215: Benry's also SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crazy.
pandora_nervosa: Ben's got the supah dupah crazy eyes tonight.
lumaria: OMG I LOVE MY BEN EXTRA CRAZY WITH A SIDE OF BUGEYED, TYVM.
navras_rheya: Ben's just there to remind everyone how much smarter he is than everyone else.
lumaria: OH. BURN.
pandora_nervosa: You're certainly not. Oh, snap!
ladytwiga: Of course you're not me, John. I have hair.
heatherbird: Don't you fools know everything is Benry's idea? John, you will never be the baller that Bendiana Jones is.
londonsparrow: BEN'S LIKE "YOU ARE AN AMATEUR, SIR. I KNOW MANIPULATION, AND THAT, SIR, WAS WEAK."
ack_attack: LOL "SUCKS TO BE YOU, BEN"
pandora_nervosa: Oh Ben. Way to bring the room down.
smokey_n_linus: Ben needs a hug. I volunteer.
general_nothing: This is the ep of Benry's pity party.
lumaria: OH BEN WHY YOU SO EMO AND BITTER, BABY
navras_rheya: Does anyone else believe Michael Emerson is 53 years old?
pescivendolo: Poor Benry. Poor poor bitter bitchy Benry.
emmahleedotc: FICKLE BITCH.
general_nothing: Benry said bitch. That was hot.
deadduck008: DESTTINNNYYYYYYYY (why isn't this a word in the drinking game? why isn't there a drinking game in the first place?)
kennymfg: ben=human?
smokey_n_linus: XDDDDD Best Ben line EVER.
schmiss: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BEST LINES OF THE NIGHT: "DESTINY IS A FICKLE BITCH" "MAGIC MAP" "FIX MY GUN"
crinkledpaper: Fickle rhymes with pickle.
lumaria: DESTINY IS A FICKLE BITCH IS THE NAME OF A SONG I NEED TO WRITE NOW
ack_attack: BEN LOOKS SO SCARED
londonsparrow: BEN DOES NOT WANT TO GO IN JACOB'S LOVESHACK.
navras_rheya: BEN IS THE MAN! Stepping away.... to backstab later.
poins519: Ben's on Jacob's shit list.
mrawr: BEN IS PASSING HIS FUCKING CROWN

The Captain, aka. that other hottie:
kaikias: Captain Hottie: Still A Lot Less Bad Than Keamy.
navras_rheya: I like the captain.
general_nothing: Gawd, that captain is sexay.
schmiss: MEET ME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHIP... CLOTHES OPTIONAL.
londonsparrow: OH I'LL MEET THEM BEHIND THE CONTAINER IN TEN MINUTES. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
kaikias: OH, CAPTAIN HOTTIE. I LOVE YOU SOME MORE NOW.
pescivendolo: LOLOLOL I FIXED YOUR GUN!! WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
navras_rheya: :( ................. they went and killed the sexy captain.
pescivendolo: WELL SHIT.
ack_attack: NO NOT HOT CAPTAIN!!!
schmiss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
smokey_n_linus: NOOOO CAPTAIN BALLS!!
julyqueen: AWWWWWWW HE WAS NICE

Desmond:
crunknwj: DESMOND!
general_nothing: DESMOND!!!!!!!!!!
ack_attack: FUCK YES BLUE SHIRT ;LKD'L;AKSDL;' I MEAN,..DESMOND
pandora_nervosa: Desmond Desmond Desmond. Bed hair!
quidditchkiss: God dammit, why are you so sexy, Desmond Hume?
general_nothing: That was a very sexy Desmond smirk. I don't even need the next half hour now. Unless, of course, he gets naked.
lumaria: I LIKE HOW DESMOND BARELY TALKS, HE JUST SEXIES ABOUT SEXILY IN A SEXY FASHION AND OCCASIONALLY SMILES.
pandora_nervosa: No, Des!!!!!!
iamalreadyinuse: YAY GOOD FOR YOU DEZ!
cah215: Des, this is NO time for an emo girl moment. Pick up your balls and get on the boat.
londonsparrow: DESMOND IS BECOMING THE MASTER OF SEXY OBSERVATION. DOCTOR YOU ARE TOAST.
kimmerz23: DES: I'M JUST GONA HIDE OVER HERE

Frank:
quidditchkiss: Frank The Tank needs to beat some bitches down with the helicopter
pandora_nervosa: I ♥ Frank.
mrawr: I LOVE YOU FRANK
navras_rheya: Lapidus makes the world go round and upside down.
quidditchkiss: I like Frank's laugh LMAO

Hurley:
kimmerz23: that's a good question. so how about answering it. hurley: speaks for lost fans EVERYWHERE
gabsy: LOL HURLEY IS THE ARE-WE-THERE-YET KID!
crinkledpaper: "I'm not even in front!" LOL.
ack_attack: MALLOMARS!! ;ZL;'ASD';LVKFL;D HURLEY ILU
mrawr: I LOVE HURLEY
poins519: A walk through the jungle is no place for existential questions, Hugo.
kaikias: HURLEY IS SPECIAL. ALSO CRAZY. I LOVE HIM EITHER WAY.
quidditchkiss: L:JSDgl;kajslk;gj LMFAO HURLEY FTW
daylit: HUGO WINS AT LOST THEORIES.
londonsparrow: HURLEY YOU ARE ALWAYS SO RIGHT.
iamalreadyinuse: LOL HURLEY JUST CALLED LOCKE CRAZY. I LOVE HIM!
pandora_nervosa: Ha...the craziest of the crazy. That's saying a lot.
pandora_nervosa: I love Hurley...so blunt...lol.
mrawr: hurley's chops have gotten HUGE.
pescivendolo: Hurley's so thoughtful.
general_nothing: When did Hurley get a machete?
mrawr: HAHAHAHAH I LOVE HURLEY AGAIN. I THINK I HAVE POSTED IT THREE TIMES NOW

Jack:
ack_attack: UGH JACK ;_;
schmiss: KILL HIM, JULIET
supersyncspaz7: AW, DAMN, IT'S JACK.

Juliet:
general_nothing: Boo! LOL JULIET ILU!
deadduck008: LULZ JULIET SCOLDS JACK. LULZ.
iouoneblog: i accually feel bad for juliet cause she is so hopeful about getting off the island
schmiss: JULIET AND KATE JUST HAD TWIN "BITCH PLEASE" LOOKS.

Keamy, aka. that bastard:
daylit: LOL KEAMY, NO ONE KNOWS THAT SHIT.
kaikias: Keamy: Still a dick. Though Michael's no lamb either.
lumaria: OMFG I DON'T LIKE MICHAEL BUT I HATE KEAMY MORE
poins519: Keamy, I'd like to see you try to kill Michael!
mrawr: GOD I HATE CREAMY'S STUPID LITTLE SCOWLY MOUTH.
pandora_nervosa: Oh, fuck you, Keamy. Fuck you!
smokey_n_linus: YESSS KEAMY GETS SICK AND DED PLZ
kaikias: STOP BULLYING MY BELOVED LE PENIS, DICKWAD. AND THE CAPTAIN, TOO.
lumaria: KEAMY: MAKING MIKHAIL LOOK LESS FREAKY-DEAKY MEAN SINCE 2008
pescivendolo: Ugh, this guy can die now. For srs.
pandora_nervosa: Someone needs to let Sayid loose on Keamy. Like, fucking now.
pescivendolo: "Fix my gun?" That's so a euphemism.
schmiss: KEAMY BB, YOU GONNA GET DEAD. D:
kennymfg: keamy one crazy mutha
mrawr: PLZ TO BE BLOWING UP CREAMY
kaikias: KEAMY + DEVICE = WTF?
pandora_nervosa: Oh, fuck you Keamy. Go Frank!
schmiss: OH, KEAMY D:
ack_attack: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA. WTF IS UP WITH THIS ASSHOLE
londonsparrow: THE POWER OF HIS BICEP COMPELS YOU.
kaikias: DEAR KEAMY: I STILL HATE YOU. AND IF YOU HURT FRANK I'LL WALK RIGHT INTO MY TV AND KILL YOU MYSELF.
moeyknight: OK, THESE TWO STORYLINES NEED TO JOIN AND LOCKE AND BENRY NEED TO KILL THIS KREAMY BITCH.

Locke:

Present:
ack_attack: Locke has pretty eyes, I always think that when they have one of those eyeball shots
mrawr: the island air is infused with HALLUCINOGENS!!!!!!!!
schmiss: LOCKE'S LIKE "MMKAY" INSTEAD OF LIKE "HOLY FUCKING SHIT ZOMBIES".
cah215: I love how Locke just happily talks to ghosts in the jungle like they're 30-something moms in line at the grocery store
ack_attack: RANCH DRESSING THAT YOU LIKE LMAOOOOOOOOOO
quidditchkiss: Way to be fucking morbid, Locke
schmiss: WE'RE GOING TO GET IN THAT PIT, WE'RE GOING TO COMMUNE WITH THEIR SPIRITS, AND WE'RE GOING TO TURN THEM OVER AND STEAL THEIR WALLETS.
navras_rheya: Locke's apologizing for getting everyone almost killed. I think they should get the message.
general_nothing: Locke is almost as good at Benry as mindfuckery. Almost.

Flashback:
general_nothing: WHO'S SPAWN IS THIS?!?!!?!?!
ack_attack: Baby Locke? I can't tell, he's always been bald.
julyqueen: LOCKE'S A MIRACLE
gabsy: OH HAI BABY BORN OUT OF ~FORBIDDEN LOVE~.
schmiss: OH FUCK. LOCKE AND BEN ARE BROTHERS?
ladytwiga: MAI BEHBEH... Oh wait..sorry
ack_attack: I HOPE BABY LOCKE HAS A BABY KNIFE.
cah215: OMFG, i want to hold baby locke. Before he turns crazy and erratic.
mrawr: ALIEN BABY
pescivendolo: Enjoy the hair, baby!Locke. It's the most you'll ever have.
poins519: Aw baby Locke! Born bald, dies bald
deadduck008: LOCKE WAS KIND OF CUTE AS A CHILD. WHO KNEW? WTF?
smokey_n_linus: LITTLE BACKGAMMON!LOCKE!
rosiegamgee: FUCK BACKGAMMON!
quidditchkiss: THE BLACK SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ack_attack: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK SMOKE MONSTER!? DKLGKL;DFJGKL
crunknwj: DID HE DRAW THE FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER?!?!?
general_nothing: why the fuck doesn't this kid talk!
starshine_3: Shouldn't Locke have remembered him? Seriously. He's not a baby there.
ack_attack: LOL HE REALLY IS THE DALAI LAMA!
navras_rheya: Not Buddha, the Dalai Lama.
lumaria: THE DALAI LOCKE-MA
pescivendolo: A fob watch? Is he a Time Lord?
starshine_3: Holy stromboli John is Jacob.
iouoneblog: the force is strong with this one
julyqueen: AH THE OBSESSION WITH KNIVES BEGINS
navras_rheya: BECAUSE JOHN IS LOCO.
bsquared41: BUT THE KNIVES ARE ALWAYS MINE, ASSHAT
ack_attack: I feel so bad for Locke, his whole life has been shit ;_;
deadduck008: LULZ LOCKED IN LOCKERS.
pescivendolo: PORTLAND?????? OH NOES!
julyqueen: ooooh portland
ack_attack: PORTLAND MITELOS OMG ;LAKDSFL;KASFJ;KLDSKL
lumaria: OMG MITTELOS
emmahleedotc: I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY THAT TEENAGE JOHN IS KINDA CUTE. HE HAS A POTENTIAL.
crinkledpaper: Dude, I'd totally jump young!Locke.
general_nothing: And women, right John. Don't forget women.
quidditchkiss: I LIKE KILLING ANIMALS
mrawr: you want so bad to be the hunter. but you are not the fucking hunter.
ack_attack: OMGOMGOMG GUYS. THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM THERE SINCE HE WAS BORN. AND THEN WHAT HE JUST CRASHES THERE?? ;LKFKL;AJLKGF
cah215: Locke has HarryPotter!angst.
poins519: EMBRACE YOUR INNER FARADAY, JOHN!
kaikias: DON'T TELL TEENAGE LOCKE WHAT HE CAN'T DO.
cah215: CLASSIC LOST LINE!
ack_attack: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO LMFAO OMG
smokey_n_linus: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DOOOOO
kimmerz23: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO. 23984 DOLLARS SAYS EVERYONE POSTS THIS
mrawr: HAHAHA I "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO"ED THE SCREEN BEFORE HE SAID IT HAHAHAHAFJGHS
crinkledpaper: LOL, NEVER TELL JOHN LOCKE WHAT HE CAN'T DO.
general_nothing: hey, theres the flashback john we know and love hate love.
smokey_n_linus: JOHN LOCKE'S ONE WEAKNESS: STAIRS

Michael:
gabsy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT ... 's dad.
bsquared41: Michael: "DAMN, WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKIN' ON ME?"
schmiss: HE'S UNKILLABLE Y'ALL!
ack_attack: AHAHAHA THE ISLAND DON'T WANT U DEAD YET
general_nothing: Way to lie Michael. LOL AND HE STILL CAN'T DIE!
iamalreadyinuse: LOL. POOR MICHAEL CANT DIE.
navras_rheya: The brotha just wants to die. Let him DIE!
mrawr: ISLAND SAYS NO, CREAMY!
crunknwj: LMFAO MICHAEL IS NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO DIE HAHAHAHAHAH
pescivendolo: Why does the island have such bad taste in friends? Keeping Michael alive and letting Charlie and Alex die? Boo, island. Boo.
navras_rheya: Michael, you suck at life.
general_nothing: there's more michael on here than I want.
cah215: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllltttttttttttttt

Miles:
heatherbird: We're gonna need Miles to talk to them there dead people.
pescivendolo: Such a useful little douche, ain't he?

Sayid:
cah215: Do me, Sayid. On the bed, on the floor, i don't even care.
poins519: LOL how would Sayid know where everyone is when he's been gone so long?
bsquared41: KEAMY, BACK THE FUCK UP. I AM SAYID.
cah215: Sayid saying "zodiac" is pretty.....awesome.
starshine_3: LOOK AT ALL THAT HOTNESS BLOWIN' IN THE BREEZE.
ack_attack: 2. SAYID'S HAIR FLOWING IN THE BREEZE = LKZJDHF;KLASDJKL

Abbaddon, aka Mr Creepy:
julyqueen: OMG
kaikias: OMGWTFABADDON!
crunknwj WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pandora_nervosa: OMG, scary guy!!!!
iouoneblog: FUCK NO, FUCK NO
ladytwiga: ZOMG!!!! Now he and Richard need to show up and bitchslap each other for custody of John's destiny.
general_nothing: PUSH HIM DOWN THE STAIRS! PUSH HIM DOWN THE STAIRS!
crinkledpaper: The first thing that went through my brain was "*gasp* THE HAITIAN!"...and then I remembered I wasn't watching Heroes.
julyqueen: HOLY SHIT WALKABOUT
pescivendolo: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF. WHY IS THIS GUY TRYING TO GET JOHN ONTO THE ISLAND??????
pandora_nervosa: Ahhhh...he made Locke go to Australia. Creepy.
kaikias: Oh, dude. OH, DUDE. THIS IS DELIGHTFUL AND HILARIOUS AND CREEPY AND OMG.
mrawr: I WENT ON MY WALKABOUT THINKING I WAS NICE. I CAME BACK KNOWING I AM A GIANT CREEPSTER
ack_attack: AGHHH SKD;ALKSJDF;LAKDSKJFA;LDSKS
pescivendolo: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SCARY

Christian
general_nothing: HAHAHA YOUR PUNY LIGHT DOES NOTHING TO MY SHADOW FACE!
danelley: Daddy Shepherd=King of Mind Fuck.
pescivendolo: LOL SUP.
quidditchkiss: Christian Shephard > EVERYONE ELSE

Claire:
occamssideburns: I REALLY HOPE CLAIRE IS IN THE CABIN.
starshine_3: CLAIRE IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.

Emily:
ladytwiga: Smallest pregnant woman ever.
iamalreadyinuse: THAT CHICK LOOKS LIKE CLAIRE. A LOT.
lumaria: Locke's mom looks alot like Claire.
navras_rheya: wow, what a bitch. Way to go, Em!
quidditchkiss: Awwwwwwwwwwww, Emily D:
crunknwj: THAT'S WHY LOCKE HAS ISSUES HIS BABY MAMA RAN OFF
iouoneblog: shes like "hells to the no"
moeyknight: LockeBabyMama you fail. :(

Doctor:
general_nothing: Whoa! DOCTOR
ladytwiga: DID YOU SEE THE DOCTOR!!!! ALIVE
ack_attack: HI THAT'S THE DOCTOR
ack_attack: I'M SO GLAD THE DOCTOR WAS ON THE BOAT LOL TIME WARP WOT WOT
occamssideburns: HEY GUYS I SAID THE DOCTOR WOULD DIE.

Horace:
crunknwj: OMG WTF IS THAT JACOB CHOPPING WOOD?!?
julyqueen: zombie season for realz
iouoneblog: who the fuck turns around in a magical jungle with fucking monsters of smoke and ridiculously hot and people and turn around to some guy that looks like he just popped out of a Mr Clean ad and say "hi there"
quidditchkiss: Horace Who? LOCKE SEES A WHO?
crunknwj: he looks familiar. someone tell me why.
kaikias: He brought Benry and his father to the island. He was the only one who merited an eye-closing after the Purge.
kaikias: Horace = Jacob y/n? Or at least Horace's little getaway = the cabin?
cah215: What is this zombie shit?! I don't get it
emmahleedotc: ISN'T SEASON SEVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ZOMBIE SEASON. AND NOT THIS SEASON? AND JACOB IS LOCKE'S REEEEAAAALLLLL FATHER.
ack_attack: WHO IS HIS CONSTANT!??? JERRY GARCIA.
general_nothing: "You've got a little something right there."
crunknwj: someone has been doing a bit too much coke.
iamalreadyinuse: IS THAT DUDE BUILDING JACOB'S CABIN?
mrawr: i wonder if the cabin horace was building is the cabin that jacob lives in.
kaikias: OK, he's not Jacob. But OMG. DUDE. OMG.
moeyknight: That would suck. Having to chop the same tree over and over. Undead without the perks of blood sucking or brain eating.
mrawr: HORACE MATHEMATICIAN. i wish that was really his last name, like cooper or goldsmith
navras_rheya: OF COURSE THERE'S A MAP!
schmiss: HORACE PREFERRED TO BE CALLED A MATHAMAGICIAN! SO BEN KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS NOT TRULY SPECIAL.
kaikias: O HAI THAR DEAD HORACE. WITH A CONVENIENT MAP IN YOUR POCKET, NO LESS.

Richard:
kaikias: RICHARD? I LOVE YOU, RICHARD.
kimmerz23: HEY RICHARD
starshine_3: BATMANUEL!
poins519: MASCARA MAN!!!!
mrawr: OH SWEET RICHARD
pescivendolo: Maybe it's Maybelline!
crunknwj: OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING THERE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
moeyknight: HOLY CRAP! EYELINER!
kimmerz23: HOW FREAKING OLD ARE YOU RICHARD?
julyqueen: HELLO MR MAYBELLINE WTF
bsquared41: OKAAAAAAAAAAY.... SO RICHARD'S LIKE, WHAT, 114??
kennymfg: iz that guyliner (400) yr old dude?
moeyknight: GUYLINER = WIN
julyqueen: I WONDER IF RICHARD TIME TRAVELS... MY BRAIN CAN'T COMPUTE
iouoneblog: WAS RICHARD WEARING EYELINER
pescivendolo: I'm trying not to think too hard about why Maybelline wants baby!Locke. It's going to srsly hurt my head.
gabsy: WTF HOW OLD IS MR. MAYBELLINE?
crunknwj: OMG HE'S WEARING EYELINER FOR THE FUCKING WIN. OMG HE'S PLAYING BACKGAMMON TOO
ack_attack: OMGOMGOMG SO ALL THOSE TIMES RICHARD SAW LOCKE ON THE ISLAND HE HAD ALREADY KNOWN HIM FOR ALL THESE YEARS ;LKSDFKLASDJ
kimmerz23: HOGWARTS
iamalreadyinuse: HOW DOES LOCKE NOT REMEMBER THAT EYELINER?
heatherbird: I don't know about y'all, but I wouldn't let some weirdo in a suit wearing eyeliner talk to my kid with no explanation.
"School for kids who are extremely special" = the Xavier Institute ????
schmiss: NOT THE RETARD KIND OF SPECIAL, BTW
mrawr: OH MY GOD IT'S DUMBLEDORE TALKING TO TOM RIDDLE O_O
lumaria: WOW. I THINK IF A CREEPTASTIC DUDE WITH TOO MUCH EYELINER VISITED ME AS A KID, I WOULD NEVER FORGET THAT CREEPLICIOUS FACE SO JOHN IS PRETTY MUCH A FAILED HUMAN BEING FOR FORGETTING MR MAYBELLINE
ladytwiga: AHhhhhh Richard = immortal stalker

The Duo:
poins519: DESMOND!! SAYID!!!
gabsy: FINALLY! THE HOT QUOTIENT FOR THIS SHOW IS BACK ON TRACK.
lumaria: OMG THE SEXY IS BACK!!! THE SEXY IS BACK!! *DIES*
kaikias: SAYID. DESMOND. I MISSED YOU. ALSO, OMGWTFRAY.
smokey_n_linus: Team Awesome! My day is complete!!
ack_attack: I LOVE DESMOND AND SAYID STANDING AROUND LOOKING ALL SEXAY
pescivendolo: Those two can lean on poles allllll day as far as I'm concerned.
lumaria: Can't they just show Desmond and Sayid having a running commentary on things around them?
general_nothing: They're going to...hide?...on a boat...?
mrawr: DESMOND, YOU ARE BREAKING UP THE HOT.
lumaria: OMG NO THE AWESOME SEXY DUO CANNOT BREAK UP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
kaikias: Oh boy. Sailing Daniel's bearings on a raft? Alone? Have fun, Sayid. And oh, Desmond.
navras_rheya: They're so slashy.
londonsparrow: NO! DON'T SPLIT THEM UP! THEY WERE THE PERFECT TEAM OF SEXY!
crinkledpaper: Sayid's hair doesn't blow sexily in the wind. This is why he needed Desmond.

The Trio:
ack_attack: LOL BEN! OT3!
lumaria: LMAO OMG THE THREE OF THEM BICKERING ABOUT BEING LOST > LIFE
kaikias: The Three Musketeers fighting over who navigates = hilarity.
ladytwiga: Three men...and they can't ask for directions. Awesome.
quidditchkiss: Locke: Dude
Hurley: Duder
Benry: Dudest
kennymfg: trying to find richard?
pandora_nervosa: Aw, they are breaking up with Hurley!
ack_attack: I love these three together hahahaha.

The New Duo
schmiss: EVEN MORE AWKWARD THAN HANGING OUT WITH ARZT.
schmiss: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D
poins519: Break Ben off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
general_nothing: AAAWWW
quidditchkiss: SHARING IS CARING
pescivendolo: I LOVE THAT THEY'RE JUST CHILLING. BONDING. YOU KNOW, FATHER DAUGHTER QUALITY TIME. KICKIN' IT. AND HURLEY AND BENRY ARE JUST CHILLIN'. SHARING FOOD. HURLEY'S SO NICE. GOD THIS RULES.
prettyinprint: hurley & ben eating snacks together is the cutest thing ever.
bsquared41: I concur.
lumaria: I THINK BEN AND HURLEY SHARING A CANDY BAR JUST OWNED THE SHOW
smokey_n_linus: Locke has this all-important island-saving conversation and Ben eats a candy bar. WIN.

Music:
ack_attack: OOH SEASON 1 MUSIC!!!
kimmerz23: CLIMBING THAT HILL BACK BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT CRAZY!!!! AND SAWYER HELPED KATE CLIMB UP AND SAYID HELPED SHANNON. LOVE
kimmerz23: LOST ADVENTURE MUSIC!!!!!!!111
poins519: The cello of determination!
emmahleedotc: WHAT IS UP WITH THE POTC MUSIC TONIGHT?
ack_attack: 1. LOCKE'S GOT THE PRETTIEST THEME MUSIC ON LOST BTW.
navras_rheya: They've used that music before. In the s3 finale.

The Test:
pandora_nervosa: Show you some things...in my pants!!
pandora_nervosa: Which of these things is not like the other.... /sesame street
quidditchkiss: I wonder if the compass is broken like Jack Sparrow's
general_nothing: what the fuck does that mean?? Dude if that sand is from the island I will flip the fuck out.
mrawr: BELL BOOK AND CANDLE, MOTHERFUCKER.
kennymfg: you have chosen wisely
poins519: What the hell kind of test was that anyway?

Ranch dressing:
crunknwj: ranch dressing is ew.
pandora_nervosa: I concur.
crunknwj: it makes me gag. like, even just the smell of it. ewewew
crinkledpaper: Mmm, ranch.
pescivendolo: Ew ew ew ranch dressing.

Random:
rosiegamgee: One of the writers has as erious eye fixation.
cah215: Grandma locke is a BITCH
mrawr: isn't it too humid there for mummification to happen? pffft
mrawr: DHARMA BOOKS?!
kaikias: ...Looks like most of the freighties are good people in over their heads except Keamy and his buddies, then. Good to know.
navras_rheya: They always have fresh cold water.
general_nothing: LOL I HOPE THE WATER IS DRUGGED!
smokey_n_linus: No Jack, Plenty of Team Awesome and Team Ben... This episode is loooads better than last week on default!
ack_attack: THIS EPISODE IS SO WONDERFULLY JACK FREE
ack_attack: /LKS/SDfklasdkf';lskl;fdk'adls;kfd';lsadk;l. this episode fucking RULES
kimmerz23: I WANT TO HAVE SEXY TIME WITH SAWYER DESMOND BEN AND SAYID IN JACOB'S CABIN
poins519: I'm missed you, Shrieking Shack!
navras_rheya: TIME TRAVEL PARADOX! NO DAVID TENNANT IS THE DOCTOR.
schmiss: THIS SHIP IS LIKE 50% LESS HOT IN ONE EPISODE :(
iouoneblog: in my mind i give penny the backstory of bridget jones, just for laughs
crunknwj: MY MOM: "Whoever wrote this show must've been trippin' on some serious drugs."
bsquared41: MOVE THE ISLAND TO CANDY MOUNTAIN! THE BANANA KING WILL HELP YOU!


* navras_rheya