Even though we ride non-polluting bicycles to save mankind,*

[bending_sickle]

...we lock our bikes because we can't trust mankind.*

I bought a bike! Whoot! I can haz transport! The Dutchification begins!

And now for a trial run across the city (with the scary cars) to deliver documents I should've delivered ages ago. Less whoot.


* Anon. or uncredited