I'm so excited I just clapped like a seal.*

[bending_sickle]

OMG Lost episode rocked my socks clean off!

Thread summaries off the ongoing-post over at ack_attack's. She's posted a selecection on the afterparty, but this is way more extensive. 'Cause I'm a freak. I got a bit carried away with the copy-paste. Go ahead and call me crazy, I know it's true.

For the record, I've been compiling this not-so-short list for 4 and a half hours, going through 1435 comments on 44 pages. It's now 4:18 am. I hope at least someone reads this and gets a kick out of it. Squee at me if you're a Lost fan?

Spoilarz in graphic detail! Graphic, hilarious detail with some profanity sprinkled in!

Mindfuckery:
ack_attack: Oh Lost, I missed you and your mindfuckery ♥
general_nothing: OMG WTH. 6 MINUTES IN AND I'M LIKE FUCK LOST YOU ALREADY WIN.
eros494: I'm Lost
iouoneblog: bu bu bu bu WHHAATTTT?! ugh, i quite. accually thats a lie, i cant quite lost, it quites you
prettyinprint: i swear, an hour of watching lost feels like 15 minutes to me.
cah215: Color me confused.
starshine_3: I want to rewatch this while it's still airing.
ack_attack: I AM VERY CONFUSED
ack_attack: OH MY GODDDDDDD THIS SHOW IS GOING TO KILL ME

Random Love:
lumaria: ILU CRAZY FRENCH WOMAN!
finchburg: ALSO, I AM LOVING HOW MANY BOYS WEAR BLUE SHIRTS ON THIS SHOW!!! BENRY, DESMOND, SAWYER EVEN... YAY!

Aaron:
mrawr: YO I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME LAUNDRY BASKET
pescivendolo: I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE CART.
ack_attack: LOLOL BASTARD IN A BASKET. BASTARD IN A BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex:
poins519: She's been taken hostage by Army crotches apparently
mrawr: haha, imagine that salute
poins519: OMG ALEX
iamalreadyinuse: NOT ALEX! SHE'S CRAZY COOL!
cah215: OMG, she called him Daddy. I might cry.
ack_attack: ';SLDFK';dfks';lfdskf;'lkds;l'fkl;dsf;klfg;klfgkl;dflk; omg
lumaria: OH MY FUCKING SHOT OH MY FUCKING SHIT
general_nothing: FUCK. WHAT THE SHIT.
pandora_nervosa: Oh my fucking God...he shot Alex. Jesus. OMG.
iamalreadyinuse: HOW COULD THEY KILL ALEX AND CLAIRE DOESNT EVEN GET HER EYEBROWS SINGED???? WTF???
elizardbits: O_O dudes. wtf.
823freckles: DUDE. SHE IS WEARING A (HEAD) BULLET PROOF VEST. I DENY THIS DEATH.
julyqueen: WOW IF DANIELLE'S NOT DEAD, SHE'S GONNA GO FUCKING APESHIT

Bernard:
lumaria: Wow, look at Bernard, actually present at the scene of some plot! You go, boy!
schmiss: BERNARD 1, JACK 0
julyqueen: I BET YA BERNARD KNOWS MORSE
kimmerz23: OH FUCK BERNARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
schmiss: BERNARD 2, JACK 0
cah215: Bernard wtih a zinger!!!
ack_attack: OF COURSE HE KNOWS MORSE CODE HE'S A DENTIST
poins519: LOL, what?
ack_attack: LOL EXACTLY.
londonsparrow: HE'S RAMBO AS WELL
pescivendolo: HELL YEAH BERNARD. PWNED.
truffle_shuffle: HA! Bernard just pwned Faraday.
pandora_nervosa: Go Bernard! You badass!
occamssideburns: Is this the best thing Bernard ever did?
iouoneblog: jesus, i love you bernard

The Captain:
emmahleedotc: OMG, I FORGOT CAPTAIN BALLS HAD ARMS. AND BY ARMS... I MEAN ARMS
pescivendolo: HEY, THERE'S WALDO!
mrawr: oh it's douche guy. great.
schmiss: WAIT WHO IS THIS GUY? I WANT TO SEE HIM CLOSER. IS HE HOT?
schmiss: WAIT IS THAT THE HOT ASSHOLE GUY? WOOHOOOO
mrawr: what kind of guy do i think you are? i think you're a fucking douche.
ack_attack: FACT: KEAMI IS AN ANAGRAM FOR "DOUCHEBAG"
general_nothing: SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN SAYID BEN AT MINDGAMES/PWNAGE?!!?
schmiss: OH HOT ASSHOLE, YOU ARE SO DEAD.

Charlotte
poins519: Staples Center looks like she knows something...
lastyearswishes: STFU CHARLOTTE.
mrawr: someone kill charlotte right now. GOD I HATE JUST LOOKING AT HER.

Claire:
renchmoodle: WHY DID THEY KILL HER OFF WHYYYY WHYYYYYYY IM GONNA CRY JEARS
kaikias: She aten't dead. I'll eat my invisible hat if she is.
frenchmoodle: what about the baby?!!?!! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!
ttyinprint: being a major character that suffers an off camera death: epic fail
general_nothing: Am I picking up on some Claire/Sawyer subtext?
general_nothing: CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE'D BE ALIVE AND ALL. HOLY SHIT SHE IS ALIVE.
schmiss: CHARLIE'S DEAD, FOOL
bsquared41: WHY isn't she dead? WHat purpose does she serve? REALLY?!
lumaria: CLAIRE LIVED THROUGH AN EXPLOSION. IF WE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW SHE WAS JACK'S SISTER, WE WOULD NOW.

Daniel
emmahleedotc: HEY DANIEL BABY!
general_nothing: OHAI DANIEL I MISSED U
mrawr: oh faraday stop confusing us with your scifi timetalk
emmahleedotc: OMG. DANIEL IS MACGUYVER. YAYZ!
kaikias: DANIEL. BEING GEEKTASTIC. OMG.
pescivendolo: DANNY ILU MARRY ME.
lastyearswishes: LOL DAN IS LIKE SAYID WITH THE TECHNOLOGY, HOW AWESOME.
londonsparrow: DANIEL, I TRUST YOU TO MACGUYVER UP ANYTHING.
823freckles: I want to screw Daniel more and more every minute.
pescivendolo: DANNY NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.
truffle_shuffle: FARADAAAAAAY! I love him.
kaikias: DANIEL! :D
general_nothing: DAN/MORSE CODE = OTP.
lastyearswishes: LOL ANYONE KNOW MORSE CODE?
poins519: LOL @ everyone smiling at the Morse code like they understand it
londonsparrow: FARRADAY YOU ARE A GENIUS. MORSE CODE: "WHERE IS DESMOND? I LONG TO SEE HIS BLUE SHIRT RIPPLING IN THE BREEZE."
emmahleedotc: LOL. DANNY STOP LYING. NO, PLEASE DON'T. IT TURNS ME ON
pandora_nervosa: Oh, Faraday, you fucker. You aren't worthy of Desmond being your constant! Bastard!
kaikias: ...Daniel? Please still be a decent guy, even if your orders are coming down from assholes. Please.

Hurley:
londonsparrow: BABYSITTER HURLEY AWWWW
lumaria: Awwww, baby Aaron is so cute all Hurleyized
ack_attack: HURLEY IS SO MATERNAL ♥
kennymfg: hurley is so nuturing
moeyknight: GO HURLEY
lumaria: Hurley's just a renegade.
pescivendolo: FUCK YEAH, HURLEY.
schmiss: OH, HURLEY, YOU AND YOUR BASIC HUMAN SYMPATHY
prettyinprint: i like how hurley is a good guy. always. no questions asked. (and it's funny that sawyer basically is too now, even though they're so different & it's not obvious at first.)
ack_attack: AW HURLEY IS MY HERO
general_nothing: HURLEY'S LIKE "WHEN DID I BECOME SO IMPORTANT?"
pescivendolo: THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER HURLEY! EVERYONE LOVES HURLEY!

Jack:
lastyearswishes: LOL JACK STOP BEING A PERV
ack_attack: Jack is taking his birth control.
general_nothing: JACK = DRUGGIE.
kennymfg: jacks addiction develops
schmiss: JACK HAS AN STD
cah213: Jack's on birth control to harness his hormones
poins519: And the drug abuse starts... :(
occamssideburns: Bearded Jack Status: BEGINNING
lumaria: Oh, shit, Jack's the only doctor now. Everyone take the cyanide now, people!
general_nothing: I DEMAND JEARS** DAMMIT. WE WERE SO CLOSE BEFORE!
cah215:When is Jack gonna cry??
iamalreadyinuse: PLEASE CRY, JACK. IT WILL MAKE THE SADNESS GO AWAY :(
kimmerz23:HERE COME JEARS
lastyearswishes:OMG SHUT UP JACK.
bsquared41:CRY JACK CRY!!!!!!!!1! DO IT!!!
pescivendolo: CRY! CRY YOU BASTARD!
823freckles: *chants* KILL JACK KILL JACK.
cah215: tears tears tears.....JEARS C'MON. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
lastyearswishes: JEARS!!!!
iamalreadyinuse: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS MOTHER FUCKER!
823freckles: HE'S GONNA CRY BAYBEES
moeyknight: JEARS?
julyqueen: JEARS?
general_nothing: JEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. MY NIGHT IS COMPLETE.
pescivendolo: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JACK?
starlite_saves: JEARS! God we've only been waiting 50 minutes.

Jack/Kate:
emmahleedotc: WTF IS UP WITH THE JATE MOMENT?!?!?!
kennymfg: they're so weak together
ack_attack: KATE WTF. GO TO SAWYER YOU BITCH.

Jacob:
mrawr: i hope that jacob's cabin is made out of gingerbread, and that he does not have an oven.
pescivendolo: IS JACOB HANGING OUT WITH TALLER GHOST WALT?
lumaria: "You can ask Jacob all about it when we go to the cabin" sounds like the beginnings of Locke/Ben/Jacob pornfic

Kate:
schmiss: AND THEN KATE NOTICED BERNARD CHECKING HER OUT FROM BEHIND THE TREES
lumaria: Oh, God, Kate's already getting naked. Must be daytime. or nighttime.
cah215: Kate got a cute new trendy tanktop. She has better clothes than I do and she lives on a fucking island without malls.

Locke
lastyearswishes: LOL OH YES, CLOSING THE CURTAIN WILL KEEP U FROM GETTING SHOT, LOCKE.
cah215: Locke fails at power.
fengi: "Okay, I saw a giant smoke monster, but a guy in a cabin - you people are CRAZY!"

Miles:
lumaria: OMFG I FORGOT MILES EXISTED!
schmiss: ♥ MILES
pescivendolo: LOL GHOSTBUSTER.
general_nothing: MILES, IH8U
poins519: Miles is the singing telegram. Why did he ring the bell if they are being shot at?
kennymfg: who you gonsa call???
truffle_shuffle: I always forget about Miles.
ack_attack: LOL MILES IS LIKE "LATERZ"
schmiss: MILES WANTS TO SEE HIS BOYFRIEND DANIEL Y'ALL.

The Other Others:
bsquared41: They wanna talk. They just called to say, I LUV U, BENRY!
poins519: Franky, I expected better technology from the army crotches.

Sawyer:
truffle_shuffle: HAHAHAHA!! Sawyer's face when Benry gave him the gun.
general_nothing: AWW. SAWYER CARES!
lastyearswishes: U TELL HIM SAWYER
ack_attack: SAWYER WAVING AROUND A GUN. ALWAYS HOT.
truffle_shuffle: Sawyer is a BADASS. "I'll make time." I'll make time for Sawyer. Sexy time.
general_nothing: OMG HOW IS HE NOT GETTING SHOT!
lastyearswishes: HOLY SHIT SAWYER, U R SO AWESOME OMG
moeyknight: OK, HOW THE HELL ISN'T SAWYER SWISS CHEESE?
mrawr: oh sawyer you dumb son of a bitch
general_nothing: SON. OF. A. BITCH. GUYS, SCREW BEN BEING THE NINJA, SAWYER JUST RAN ACROSS A COMPOUND WITHOUT BEING SHOT!
kaikias: How much did Sawyer sound like his father right there?
eros494: SWEETHEART?!?
general_nothing: AWWW.
emmahleedotc: ...SWEETHEART? WHAT HAPPENED TO KATE?
just_becca: since when does sawyer like claire so much?
general_nothing: MY GOD, IF SAWYER CARES ANYMORE, HE MAY TURN INTO A WOMAN JACK.
moeyknight: THAT IS FRIENDSHIP!
mrawr: AWWWW SAWYER LOVE HURLEYYY
julyqueen: AWWW SAWYER LOVES HURLEY
lastyearswishes: AWW SAWYER, ILY
ack_attack: I SHIP SAWYER/HURLEY'S CURLY HEAD
just_becca: Why does Sawyer like everyone all of a sudden?
kimmerz23: YOU HARM SO MUCH AS ONE HAIR ON HIS CURLY HEAD, I'LL KILL YOU. FAIR ENOUGH. I LOVE SAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pescivendolo: FJDKLASJFDL;AFJKD;LSAJFKDL;ASJFKDL;AJFKDKLA;JFL;DS. SAWYER LOVES HURLEY!
kaikias: AWWW SAWYER PROTECTING HURLEY. <3!
emmahleedotc: SAWYER IS ALL LIKE: THE FATHER FIGURE OF EVERYONE NOW. WHUT?
bsquared41: OH, SAWYER. LOVE ME.
poins519: Aw, Sawyer cares for Hurley. How sweet.
occamssideburns: Sawyer ♥ Hurley!
prettyinprint: Aww. Sawyer's inner hero has really come out tonight.
starshine_3: OMIGOD SAWYER LOVES CURLEY. I MEAN HURLEY. :D
pescivendolo: THEY'RE SO BEST BUDDIES NOW. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW AND ALL ITS MANLOVE.
truffle_shuffle: Also, I love that Sawyer is so protective of his friends now. Remember when he didn't give a shit?

Sayid:
prettybutt: HOLY CRAP SAYIDDDDDDDDD
emmahleedotc: DID SAYID SAY WIFE?
ack_attack: BURY WHAT WIFE WHO IN THE WHAT NOW!? Z'LD;ALSDLF ';ASL';FSD
julyqueen: AW NADIA
cah215: Not a week goes by that I don't want to be nailed by Sayid. Guh. Just...the things he can do with his hands and his brain...
poins519: Sayid's spidey sense was tingling
general_nothing: SAYID CONTINUES WITH THE PWNAGE AUTOMATICALLY KNOWING BEN WAS THERE.
lastyearswishes: U CAN'T HIDE NOTHING FROM SAYID, BITCH
julyqueen: SAYID OWNS AGAIN, NATURALLY
mrawr: sayid will choke you with your own summer scarf, ben.
londonsparrow: CLEARLY THIS IS BEFORE FLAT-IRONED GOLFING SAYID.
mrawr: it is so weird when sayid is sad and not torcharring.
ack_attack: SAYID LOOKS EXTRA HOT.
kennymfg: ben is mind fucking you (or not)????
lastyearswishes: BREAK DANCE ON HIS NECK, SAYID!
emmahleedotc: WHY IS SAYID ON THE CRISP OF TEARS? THAT'S FUCKING JACK'S JOB.
mrawr: SAYID IS SOOOO ANGRY
ack_attack: SAYID SL;KDF'L;SDJ;LKADSJL;KSK;'GAF;KF;KL'G;FKLL;KGKL;GFKL;GASF;L WHY DOES HE FUCKING PWN EVERYONE?? THAT SHOULD DO IT OLOLOL
general_nothing: LOL YES SAYID! AND THE WIND EVEN BLEW HIS HAIR ALL SEXY LIKE.
lumaria: Oh. Ben probably lied, Sayid, baby. :(
poins519: Benry + Sayid = OT Ass Kicking P
kaikias: SAYID. PWN THAT MOTHERFUCKER, DARLIN'.
kennymfg: I want to be your assassin bitch
starshine_3: Sayid is never finished.
ack_attack: SAYID LOOKS SO HOT TONIGHT DAMN
poins519: Oh, so Sayid wanted to work for Ben? Iiiiiiiiiiinteresting
truffle_shuffle: I thought Sayid had pretty shiny straight hair in the future...
cah215: Sayid's had it bad. EIGHT years of searching after all that time listening to Jack whine on an island. Bad news genes.
fengi: Sayid, dude. Gun's empty. Doesn't magically reload.
lastyearswishes: REMEMBER SAYID: FEAR LEADS TO ANGER, ANGER LEADS TO HATE, HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING.
ack_attack: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!!!! SAYID SL;KDFKLSFJLKD SO HE VOLUNTEERED!!!!! AMAZING!!!
kaikias: OMG. AGENT SAYID: THE BEGINNING.
pescivendolo: THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF A HOT SEXY VIOLENT FRIENDSHIP.
moeyknight: AND EXCEPT FOR THAT BLONDE, I SPENT MY LIFE SEARCHING FOR MY THE WOMAN I WOULD MAKE MY WIFE!

Tom:
poins519: Aw, Tom would have loved this penthouse suite...

Nadia:
ack_attack: NADIA OMG!!!!
poins519: dude, was that Nadia's picture?
general_nothing: IS THAT NADIA!?!?
pescivendolo: Nadia wtf.
iamalreadyinuse: NADIA IS IN THE COFFIN!
kaikias: Oh, Sayid. Oh, Nadia.

Windmore:
emmahleedotc: OMG WIDMORE.
julyqueen: AHA WIDMORE YOU SOB
general_nothing: HE'S SURPRISINGLY CHIPPER FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST WOKE UP. USUALLY I'M REALLY GROGGY.
emmahleedotc: WHY THE FUCK IS HE CALLING HIM "BOY"?

Risk:
general_nothing: LOL WORST FAKE OUT EVER.
ack_attack: I KNEW IT THEY'RE PLAYING RISK LMAO
cah215: A game, a game, I love games!!! (/Finding Nemo)
poins519: Great fake out!!
emmahleedotc: AUSTRALIA IS THE KEY GUYS. AUSTRALIA IS THE KEY.
cah215: What if the whole show is just a big allegory for that game?

Corpse:
mrawr: THE CORPSE OF DR ROY
general_nothing: OMG CHECK TO SEE IF THERE IS A MESSAGE WRITTEN ON HIS BELLY!
: IT WAS CAPTAIN HOTASS, WITH THE ROPE, IN THE LAVATORY
lastyearswishes (with a Doctor Who icon): THE DOCTOR? WUT.
moey_night (with a Doctor Who icon): Doctor Who?

The Phone Call
ack_attack: BLACK PHONE!1 HOW VERY BOND.
poins519: Damn telemarketers!
schmiss: IT'S HILLARY CLINTON CALLING ABOUT HEATH CARE, HANG UP, HANG UP

Random Deaths:
lastyearswishes: LOL WHO WAS THAT GUY?
schmiss: NOOO DEATH OF THE REDSHIRTS
mrawr: haha, red shirts!!
emmahleedotc: ALLLLLASDFASDF;LKJDSM, VSBFDJ'KOEF;DM.,DFLG; OMG THE OTHERS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES.
poins519: Those army crotches have good aim when it comes to red shirts
kaikias: Massacres should not be this hilarious. They really, really shouldn't.
ack_attack: DEATH DEATH DEATH. JUST NOT FOR SAWYER. THIS BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO VIOLENCE ON THE PLAYGROUND
lumaria: "GET INSIDE! I AMTHE ONLY CONTRACT PLAYER HERE! DAMN IT REDSHIRTS, GET INSIDE!"
londonsparrow: Who are these random non-speaking extras getting killed?
snoobie: 1 redshirt down, 2 redshirts down, 3 redshirts down...should I keep going?
quinnscousin: Dude, when Sawyer tells me to run inside, I RUN INSIDE!
lastyearswishes: SO WHO WERE THOSE RANDOM PEOPLE THAT GOT SHOT?

The Closet
lastyearswishes: OMG YAY NARNIA! <3
ack_attack: HE'S TOTALLY ENDING UP IN THE SHRIEKING SHACK
iouoneblog: dude this is like men in black
emmahleedotc: THERE IS A SECRET DOOR BEHIND BEN'S SECRET DOOR. OMG GUYS. THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
moeyknight: SECRET TUNNELS. SWEET.
pescivendolo: TO THE BATCAVE!
iamalreadyinuse: TEMPLE OF DOOM?
kennymfg: its like scooby doo
mrawr: OH HELLO DOOR TO NOWHERE
cah215: The Chamber of Secrets!!!!!
poins519: Secret passage of doom! But wait, isn't it on the first floor? How does that work?
bsquared41: BEHOLD! IT'S THE PASSAGE TO NARNIA!
starlite_saves: What is this, Legends of the Hidden Temple?
occamssideburns: Wow, that looked Temple of Doomish.
starshine_3: So that room is basically Bill and Ted's phone booth? REMEMBER A TRASH CAN!

Monster:
schmiss: MILES HSA SUMMONED A GHOST
iouoneblog: its monster time
cah215: WTFEARTHQUAKE!?
pescivendolo: DID HE JUST SUMMON UP THE SMOKE MONSTER???
lumaria: DID BEN UNLEASH SMOKY?!
823freckles: WHAT DID YOU DO, BEN?
just_becca: OMG
schmiss: OH, FUCK ME
general_nothing: OHAI SMOKE MONSTER LONG TIME NO SEE!
kaikias: OMGWTFSMOKEY.
ack_attack: AHHHH ;SDFJ;LDKSJFKLSD THIS SHOW IS FUCKING AMAZING S;ALKDF'AS;DFKL;
pescivendolo: HELLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAH!
kimmerz23: SMOKEY DEFENDS HER TERRITORY LIKE NO TOMORROW!!!!!
pescivendolo: THESE EFFECTS ARE SPECIAL.
fengi: Oh yeah. The monster. Now it's an attack dog? "What did you do?" "I rewrote the original meaning of this plot device again." It used to be my favorite lost thing, now it's the most annoying.
iamalreadyinuse: THIS SHOW JUST GOT WAY TOO SCIFI :-\
kaikias: WIND CHIMES. SMOKEY MAKES THE WIND CHIMES SHAKE. WHy this makes me so happy I don't know. And you can't shoot a cloud of smoke, Keamy, you moron.
poins519: this whole show can be explained scientifically my ass
emmahleedotc: LDKZGNefwgn kzdlfk;ambn;lcv zkj lfskA:LZD?x.cvgarw"Ds. holy fuck. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK!. LAKSDFJLK['AS;ELFJVK;LFL. ' FJA;KPA[MPF'F;L. AS'DFADS. PFLADSGASDFK;LADS. FKASP'FKL;ADSF. THAT IS TOTALLY BENRY'S BASKILISK. WATCH, HE'LL START SPEAKING PARSELTONGE. EXCEPT BLACK-SMOKE LANGUAGE.
prettyinprint: duuuuuuuuuude. i want a smoke monster to sick on people!
823freckles: CERBERUS: 1, WIDMORE'S GUYS: 0
ack_attack: AND THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING UNLEASH THE BEAST. ASDL;FK';slkd;ldsfk;l'faksd';afldk';flasdkl;d. amazing amazing amas'dkf. ;asd
fengi: Well at least the deus ex machina is, like, right up front.
ack_attack: THAT SMOKE MONSTER THING WAS A MAY ZING. ASD;LKFJALSDKJFLKASD AND EVERYONE SAW IT IN ACTION!! THAT'S A FIRST!

Defecting:
iamalreadyinuse: GO TO KATE, SAWYER!
schmiss: WE'RE TAKING OUR BLONDENESS AND GOING HOME!
general_nothing: SO, IS THAT ALL THAT'S LEFT OF TEAM LOCKE?
kimmerz23: I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THIS. WHOA SAWYER BEING PROTECTIVE OF CLAIRE
lastyearswishes: WTF
823freckles: HOLY SHIT, I SENSE CONMAMA ON ISLAND.
emmahleedotc: WHY HUGO?
poins519: Dude, why doesn't Hugo get a choice?
mrawr: GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN

The Rules:
general_nothing: JACOB. JACOB CHANGED THE RULES Y/N? RULES. RULES OF MIND FUCKERY.
moeyknight: THERE ARE RULES?
lastyearswishes: THE RULES? WHAT?
ack_attack: RULES?? IS THIS LIKE A BIG GAME OF RISK BETWEEN BEN AND WIDMORE??
lumaria: WTF?! BEN AND CHARLES'S BIG GAME OF RISK
general_nothing: CAN'T? CAN'T??????
pandora_nervosa: Ben can't kill Widmore? WTF?
ack_attack: WTF RULES!? ZDSLKF;'LSD
lastyearswishes: OMG WHAT ARE THESE RULES?!
mrawr: this is totally a game, a horrible nasty game.

The Vendetta
general_nothing: LOLWOT? O_O
schmiss: OH SNAP
poins519: HOLY SHIT I KNEW IT
just_becca: GASP
londonsparrow: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT. WHAT IS GOING ON????? NOOOOO VENDETTA ON PENELOPE!
lumaria: OMG NOT PENNY OH BEN NO
ack_attack: OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
julyqueen: OH NO PENNY
cah215: GOOD I HATE PENNY. *hides because in the minority*
general_nothing: NO. NOT PENNY!
kaikias: HOLY SHIT NO NOT PENNY AAAAAAAAAAAAA.
pescivendolo: OH NOES!!!!!
moeyknight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL PENNY!!!!!
pandora_nervosa: NO!!!!!!!!!!! He can't kill Penneh!
schmiss: DESMOND WILL KILL YOU
kimmerz23: DON'T YOU FUCKIN KILL PENELOPE. WILL SAYID KILL PEN?!?!
prettyinprint: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. desmond says: not penelope, brother!
emmahleedotc: NOT FUCKING PENNY! OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEN WHERE WOULD THE PENNY/DES BE?
bsquared41: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goddessdream: Shit, Penny's gonna die!!!
lastyearswishes: OMG NO NOT PENNY! :O
kimmerz23: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
pescivendolo: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH MY BABY DESMOND FIRST, YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER.
supersyncspaz7: OHHHHH NO. I OBJECT TO KILLING DESMOND'S LADY LOVE.
iouoneblog: THIS IS SO SOOOOOOO AMZING/TERRIBLE/AMAZING

Ben:
cah215: Ben is hawt on his piano.
lastyearswishes: WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED HE PLAYS THE PIANO?
poins519: Aw, Ben's so peaceful at the piano!
ack_attack: I CAN TOTALLY PLAY THAT SONGS BEN IS PLAYING OMG RACHMANINOFF FTFW
moeyknight: OMG EMO PIANO
iamalreadyinuse: WHY IS HIS PIANO PLAYING CREEPY TOO?
occamssideburns: Didn't that slow pan at the piano happen EXACTLY like that with Jack?
londonsparrow: BENRY IS SEXING IT UP ON THE BABY GRAND.
ack_attack: PIANO RIFLE!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA IS THIS THE WILD WEST??
lumaria: OMG BEN WITH A GUN. SEXY BEING OR THE SEXIEST BEING?
cah215: I WANT TO DO BEN AND HIS BIG GUN. NOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
moeyknight: HE JUST GAVE SAWYER A GUN OMG A;LSDKFJ;ASLDKFJ
mrawr: BENRY'S EYES POPPED OUT OF HIS FUCKING HEAD MORE THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE
neekbreek: oh man i missed this show. i missed benry's O_O eyes.
finchburg: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHADSL;KNASV;LKNASKNLASD THEY ARE GOING TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES I'M SO EXCITED AND BEN ONE HANDED COCKED THE SHOTGUN IT IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!
cah215: Ben can saw off my shotgun any day... Wait. That doesn't work.
ack_attack; WHOA WHIA WHA ;ZLKSDJ';ASK;L
general_nothing: WHAT....
kennymfg: omg ben
schmiss: BENRY OF THE NORTH
occamssideburns: TUNISIA. I called it.
emmahleedotc: OMG. WHERE ARE THE POLARBEARS?
poins519: Ben's rocking the parka. Did he teleport or something?
ack_attack: SAHARA DESERT. HE'S IN A PARKA. LMAO
kaikias: HIIIIIIII PARKA-CLAD DESERT NINJA BENRY! :D
cah215: PLEASE LET THERE BE A POLAR BEAR IN THE SAHARA. i WOULD WET MYSELF
lumaria: OMG BEN WHY YOU SO FREAKED. ...ok, puke is not sexy. UNLESS IT'S BEN'S.
schmiss: BEDOUIN BEN
ack_attack: I don't think Benry's ever been NOT hurt somehow.
general_nothing: IS HE PULLING A DESMOND? i CAN ONLY TAKE ONE SEXY TIME TRAVELER AT A TIME DAMMIT!
pandora_nervosa: OMG, Ben can apparate!
londonsparrow: THAT'S RIGHT. TAKE THE PARKA OFF, BABY.
lastyearswishes: STRIP SEARCH PLEASE!
emmahleedotc: CAN I PAT DOWN BEN?
schmiss: IS THAT A TUBE OF ENRICHED URANIUM OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?
lastyearswishes: HOLY...
general_nothing: WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
poins519: Oh snap Benry pwns like Sayid!
emmahleedotc: OMG! BEN IS GOING ALL SAYID ON THEIR ASSES! WTF?
iamalreadyinuse: SAYID STYLE BADASSTRY. NICE.
ack_attack: I WILL NEVER LOOK AT BENRY THE SAME WAY AGAIN. HE IS A NINJA.
pescivendolo: BEN'S LIKE JOHN WAYNE AND BATMAN'S CRAZYSEXY LOVE CHILD.
ack_attack: GUYS CAN WE TALK ABOUT FUCKING BENRY GOING ALL JACKIE CHAN ON THOSE GUYS??? SD;LKFA'S;DLFL;ASDK;LFDSK;LD AMAZING.
moeyknight: WAX THE FUCK OFF, BITCHES!
schmiss: BENRY MAKES A PARKA LOOK BADASS.
poins519: IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING!!! HE AND SAYID SHOULD TEAM TEACH A PWNING CLASS
pescivendolo: I TOTALLY GOT A LITTLE TURNED ON BY THAT.
ack_attack: DEAN MORIARTY!!!!!! LMFAO WHAT IS THIS, SUPERNATURAL ALL OF THE SUDDEN??
prettybutt: BEN IS LIKE INDIANA JONES
schmiss: PROFESSOR MORIARTY?
cah215: Benry's previous exploits in Tunisia = fanfic wiating to be written
schmiss: Dean Moriarty is one of the protagonists in Jack Kerouac's novel On the Road. OKAY I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT
emmahleedotc: SHOCK AND AWE!
mrawr: hahaha bendiana jones
lastyearswishes: LOL NICE SCARF
ack_attack: HE LOOKS LIKE INSPECTOR GADGET
frenchmoodle: ben looks like my grandmother with that scarf and hat.
poins519: Ben is a paparazzo
eros494: I love how Ben can kick ass but runs like a girl.
ack_attack: AND THEN I TOOK A TRAIN AND A HORSE AND A FAILBOAT
ack_attack: CALL ME ISHMAEL
poins519: Benry's making out with his gun lol
pescivendolo: AWWWWWW. BENRY LOVES HIS LITTLE GIRL.
poins519: Ben's going to pwn this guy via walkie talkie I just know it.
cah215: Ben IS Wikipedia.
lumaria: OH GOD I GET SO HOT IN THE NETHERS WHEN BEN STARTS RECITING FACTS
general_nothing: BEN YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.
emmahleedotc: OMG. BENRY KNOWS ALL. ABOUT EVERYONE. OMG.
londonsparrow: BENRY IS ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN. BUT ALSO A NINJA.
lastyearswishes: HOLY FUCK IS BENRY PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING?
prettyinprint: i love how ben has memorized the official biography for practically every person on earth. haha
moeyknight: Did Benry steal Neville's remembrall? How the hell does he remember all this stuff?
schmiss: MY COUNTERPROPOSAL IS "SUCK IT".
cah215: Ben bargains for his kid. NICE.
fengi: "oooOkay, he called my bluff...my bad."
poins519: THEY RENDERED BEN SPEECHLESS! OH, THEY ARE GOING TO PAY I KNOW IT.
ah215: Ben's about to be all Mel Gibson in "The Patriot" for the rest of the series. Tomahawks will be involved.
londonsparrow: CRAP. I GUESS FUCKING WITH PEOPLE'S MINDS ALL THE TIME MIGHT BACKFIRE EVENTUALLY. AND AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME.
iamalreadyinuse: I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR BEN :(
pescivendolo: OMG POOR BENRY.
lumaria: BEARS. BENRY TEARS :(
lastyearswishes: OMG POOR BEN D:
general_nothing: BEN IS GONNA SNAP AND JUST KILL EVERYONE. IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.
londonsparrow: BENRY IS ABOUT TO GET ALL THE SHINING OR SOMETHING ON THEM. I JUST GOT THE CHILLS
general_nothing: SERIOUSLY BEN IS KIND OF OFF HIS GAME A LITTLE.
cah215: Don't hurt Ben's back! He had surgery there. <- My first response.
londonsparrow: I AM SAD ABOUT ALEX, BUT STILL MUST OBSERVE THAT I LIKE BEN'S KICKY LITTLE SCARF.
general_nothing: I'M TOTALLY LOVING ON BENS OUTFIT.
iamalreadyinuse: BEN'S SCARF IS TOO EMO.
emmahleedotc: BEN'S FLASHFORWARD IS BORING. EXCEPT FOR THE BEN PART. AND THE SAYID PART. OMG. SAYID. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. I'LL HAVE YOUR BABIES.
kennymfg: I swear fealty to benry
pandora_nervosa: OMG, Ben controlls the smoke monster? Fucking cool!!
lastyearswishes: BEN IS THE SMOKE MASTER
kennymfg: betweeen smoke monster and syid, benry is unstoppable
moeyknight: AW. BENRY DOES HAVE A HEART!
lumaria: OMG I AM SO SAD THAT ALEX DIED THINKING BEN DIDN'T CARE. BEN WAS CAPTAIN OF THE FAILBOAT ON THAT ONE. :(
lastyearswishes: BENRY CLEANS UP NICE.
eros494: WOW, BEN GETS AROUND.
julyqueen: BEN IN A SUIT :)
ack_attack: LOL BEN'S NINJA STICK READY AT THE WAITING
mrawr: BENRY DID NOT HAVE TO CLOCK A BITCH
pandora_nervosa: Isn't Ben looking dapper? In a creepy way.
ack_attack: I HOPE HIM AND WIDMORE SEE EACH OTHER AND START MAKING OUT LOL
ack_attack: How funny would it be if all that just turned out to be a game between two scorned lovers? LOL. BENRY IS PENNY'S REAL MOTHER!
londonsparrow: OTP! START WRITING FANFICTION NOW
londonsparrow: OOOH NICE SUIT, BABY (WHY AM I SO TURNED ON BY BENRY TONIGHT? IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. I GUESS BEING A BRILLIANT PWNING BASTARD DOES IT FOR ME.)
kennymfg: I wish I was ben, but still had my own eyes
poins519: Dude, he found Widmore???
lastyearswishes: BUST A CAP IN HIS ASS, BENRY.
mrawr: wake up charlie i think i got somethin to saaaay to you
julyqueen: THOSE HORRIBLE EYES LOL
poins519: OMG Ben don't say you are going to murder Charles's daughter!
ack_attack: lkf;ladskj;lkadsfjs LIKE A RAT. HE IS PETER PETTIGREW
pescivendolo: HOW SEXY IS BEN IN HIS BLACK SUIT STANDING IN THE SHADOWS?
kimmerz23: NOT A RAT, A BUG EYED FREAK, BUT SOMEHOW A CUTE BUG EYED FREAK. I LIKE THE HALF SHADOW
lumaria: This is the weirdest scene ever. Someone shoot Widmore, plz.
cah215: Does Ben MOVE the island? Like changing one's email password??


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