Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.*

[bending_sickle]

Via lienne:

BLOG ABOUT PRETTY GIRLS. OR FOOD.

OR FOOD ON PRETTY GIRLS.

:D?

Who am I to refuse, I ask you? Who could refuse?

Alright, so here's the thing. Not having actively explored my sexuality, all I've got to determine where on the slide-scale I am is the degree of pretty that I see.

And can I just say, off the bat, that there are hotter girls that guys? Why? We shower! And comb our hair! And do other basic, basic things like laundry! (Also, society has higher standards for us, which makes us try harder, which raises the bar, and so on. Bah, I say, bah!)

So I find some men attractive. I find some men aesthetically pleasing. And some men I want to jump. Same goes for some women. (Although to that we have to add a touch of envy to that appreciation.)

Who, then, do I consider pretty? Like, "eye-brow waggle", pretty?

Well, Angelina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith certainly deserves a mention for draggin' a lot of folk over to the other team. I already posted as much.


Ngh.

Oh gods, image-googling on behalf of a dear flist member, I came rediscovered Leonor Watling, who is just frelling gorgeous and a most excellent actor.


Bad girl.


Sweet girl.


Secretly a rifle-totin', ass-whoopin' lady.

Summer Glau, who rocks my socks clean off by her acting, sometimes shocks me by a) looking way older that I take her to be and b) dressing up damn fine.


Daaaaw, yes?


Astfgljksld? Yes.


Ditto.

Peta Wilson. Nikita. Kick-ass spy, wielding guns and leather. Major angst.
Pretty? Yep. Even if there's a serious lack of pictures :(





There's more pretty girls I could link, but I'm a bit fuzzy in the head right now and tiiiiiired, so blah. I'm so sorry I can't remember who I've squeed over, but I couldn't spell my own name if asked suddenly at the moment.

But first, as no post about pretty girls would be complete without pretty men-as-girls, like:


Gael Garcia Bernal in La Mala Educacion (The Bad Education)


Cillian Murphy in Breakfast on Pluto

ETA: How could I forget Mr Ejiofor?!?


XD Kinky Boots indeed!

Food on pretty girls: more likely that you think!

Ladies, I present Nyotaimori, the practice of eating sushi or sashimi off a woman's (naked) body. Heh, and you'd thought you'd seen it all!





Wandering through wiki, I've just realized that I'm so doing a Spanish-film post sometime soon. Have to share :)


* Albert Einstein, which is, in full: "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
** The food is a lie. Unless it's on pretty girls. Food-posts will come, but not now. Forgive?

Comments

[lienne.livejournal.com]

You've got some wonky HTML up in there, but I forgive because of a) Summer Glau's smile, b) Cillian Murphy's beauty, and c) boobs with sushi on.

<3

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

Gah! I post, then fix (very, very slowly). Everything should be fine now.

:D

[lienne.livejournal.com]

xDDDDDD

♥

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

Added and ETA of Chiwetel Ejiofor (Serenity's The Operative) in drag from Kinky Boots. Some men look quite good in drag :)

[lienne.livejournal.com]

xDDD AWESOME.

[blizzardcake.livejournal.com]

Angelina Jolie would deffo top my list =) I'm sorry but that woman is hot.

I.e. The quote from the previous post sums it up quite well:

"I don't know if you've seen it yet, but there's a scene where Angelina takes off her coat and she's wearing a vinyl dominatrix outfit underneath. My reaction was to frown in confusion and think, "That's funny, I wasn't a lesbian a minute ago."

(there's also a part of me who so badly wants to *be* her)

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

(there's also a part of me who so badly wants to *be* her)

Which is why that dancinf scene is just that much more hot. (Also, I never really "got" Angelina Jolie as attractive until Mr and Mrs Jones. Now I just can't turn that perception filter* off!)

* Oh sweet gods, I iz a such a geek.

[(Anonymous)]

i fell in love with angeline jolie in Girl, Interrupted. she was amazing, had fantastic lips, and was just so wonderfully fucking crazy.

but i really fell OUT of love with her during Mr & Mrs Smith. i thought there was no chemistry at all with her and Brad, and she just stopped doing it for me. i didn't think any part of it was hot, and that disappointed me, because i know a lot of people thought otherwise.

catherine zeta-jones has always pretty much topped my lesbian list.

xxx
kit-kat

[bending-sickle.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair on Ms Jolie, my exposure to her had been pretty limited before Mr & Mrs Smith. And while I still think she's damn fine, I've only actually properly lusted for her role in that film. Maybe it was the leather-dominatrix (come on), maybe the guns, maybe it was just the Brad-Pitt-effect oozing all over the screen...

Ooooh, Zeta-Jones! I'm willing to bet that Entrapment is then a double-treat for you :) *sigh* I don't think I've found my top-chick list :(

[(Anonymous)]

Entrapment was the first time i'd seen Sean Connery and maybe the second time i'd seen Catherine Zeta-Jones. this was the first movie i ever saw where i was completely and mind-numbingly aroused for the entire film- i loved every minutes of both of them and i have never stopped thinking that they're two of the hottest people ever.

xxx
kit-kat