Thou shalt not pass

I'm apparenlty "not authorized to view" my language school's webpage.

WTF?

What won't it work on my computer? It is the magical wireless connection that just appeared from out of thin air into my room? Which is sucking me of time like some great giant octopus armed with a myriad of suckers that all the lady-octopuses would quibble for?

Um. Ignore the metaphor. For your own sake.

Oh, and dad's in Mexico, and has been since Saturday. No points for not telling me earlier.

And wiki informed me there's a comic on life as a graduate. Just sent brother "Writing your thesis", poor soul.

Oh, man, if only I'd read this years before, I might have avoided lots of awkward pauses on the phone with him.

Also, ( new and improved Simon icon )