I have never done a lot of things.*

[bending_sickle]

Meme via 45eugenia (comedic number!sex hers):

Age at which you've done things:

1. Fell in love - Never
2. Got a myspace account - Never
3. Got drunk - Never
4. Smoked weed - Never**
5. Got French kissed - Never
6. Went to the hospital for surgery - Never
7. Got your heart broken badly - Never (and always).
8. Lost a pet - Five***
9. Got arrested - Never
10. Smoked a cigarette - Never****
11. Broken a bone - Never
12. Went to a concert - Fourteen^
13. Got your own cell phone - Twenty-one (the very last days of)
14. Got a speeding ticket - Never^^
15. Ran away - Never
16. Snuck out of the house - Never
17. Pierced other than your ears - Never
18. Got a tattoo - Never
19. Bought porn - Never
20 and 21 seem to have disappeared.
22. Totaled a car - Never^^
23. Moved out of your parents' house - Seventeen (last month of)
24 is having a threesome with 20 and 21.
25. How old are you now? - Twenty-four
26. Had a kid - Never


* 45eugenia, ibid meme
** Though I'm living in the Netherlands and in rez near choked on second-hand weed-smoke.
*** Our black lab Emma. We left the country, she stayed. My brother and I bawled; my mother said never again. **** Though, again, have been surrounded by chain-smokers.
^ No Doubt with my brother. Awkward much?
^^ I cannae drive, cap'n.