bending_sickle | This is why you are considered a villain.*

A Child of Israel
You scored 27% Pride, 15% Envy, 15% Ambition, and 45% Deceitfulness!

You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.

OTHER BIBLICAL VILLAINS A Child of Israel The Serpent The Phillistine Judas Iscariot Jonah The Demon The Fallen Angel The False Prophet Goliath Pharaoh King Nebuchadnezzar Caiaphas King Saul Cain The Antichrist Satan

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Pride

You scored higher than 99% on Envy

You scored higher than 99% on Ambition

You scored higher than 99% on Deceitfulness

Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I think the whole "scored higher than 99%" thing is broken.

Despite putting The Cure's "Cut Here" on endless repeat last night, I still couldn't figure out what the first chorus line was. And no wonder:

So dizzy Mr. Busy - Too much rush to talk to Billy

and

But chilly Mr. Dilly - Too much rush to talk to Billy

are hardly logical lyrics.

Last night 'round 5:30 am had the image of a dozen people dressed in black, hunched over with Kalashnikov's trained below them, as they stood on the pale pink clouds of heaven, surrounded by a light fog. Below them were sharks. o.O Intersting mental imagery.

Dreamt that there was no water left on Earth, or there wouldn't be in a few minutes, and the reslt would be quite the painful apocalyspe. There was a very long image of a line of streetlights and telephone poles with icicles dripping from them, and a little bird pecking at the ice. One solution - possibly mine - was that everyone on the planet "lay the fuck down" once a while, in worldly-unison. (Then I go all hippy about it: "Dude, can you imagine that?") Then I and others go to a train station, where two trains go past at speeds quite beyond what we have today. I get on, panic at my lack of purse only to realize that Kit, who´s beside me, has it.

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