1: Soldiers usually wear something called “armor”. These guys fail at soldiering. Except for Shield Guy. 2-3: Please park your boats in designated areas only. 4: Sailboat – now with 100% less sail. 5: Coffee mug! Baton! Cape! Frying Pan! Bow! Dress! By your powers combined, I am Centurion Planet! 6: Winged horseyfish? WTF? 7: “Heh, dudes, we totally stole these flowers from that balcony above us. Let’s go get wasted.” 8: I think the plaque is solely to be amazed that anyone lived to be 63 in that century. 9: “Ok, you little miscreants, knock off all that tomfoolery.” 10: “Piss off, shiny wing dude, we’re naked and TOTALLY PARTYING!” 11: “Damn straight. I got a guitar, Bob’s got a flying had, and we’re still WAY NEKKID.” 12: “Wait, we’re naked? Holy crap, the whole city’s looking at my… guys, why are you humping that column?” 13: Before ‘Stairway to Heaven’, there was ‘Pierway to Ocean’. 14: LOL BEWBS. 15: LOL MOOBS. 16: Lion catching Frisbee, 1700’s edition. 17: Blue boats park right; inferior colours park left. 18: “Tonight at the Mvltiplex: ‘The Vsval Svspects’” 19: Four columns aren’t enough to make this peach-coloured house awesome. 20-21: “Gee, Brainietta, what are we going to do tonight?” – “The same thing we do every night, Pinkerella: Try to take over the Holy Roman Empire!” 22: Boat parking: 10 quatloos an hour. 23-24: Angelic wings, an island palm leaf, and an Egyptian headdress. Mythos shift, take one! 25: Wearing a bear helps counteract the inherent shame of Mythos shift. 26-30: Remember: awesomeness is measured in arches. Lots and lots of arches. 31: “Jimbo, sound the horn! The boss is naked and riding a seashell. Everyone’s gonna wanna see this!” 32: “Man, Panthro, I wish I was on naked-chick-in-seashell duty.” 33: “I wish I had a mouth to contribute to this discussion.” 34: This gentleman saw a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and wisely covered his head with a towel. 35: “Holy crap, we finally drank enough to be visited by Chuggiel, the First Angel of Drunken Mortals!” 36: “I told you filling up this whole fountain with booze would do the trick.” 37: Obviously we’re not in France, or they’d be waving the white flag. 38: Liam Neeson never looked more awesome in his life. 39: While St. George was famous for dragon slaying, San Giusto was less famous for chupacabra slaying. Everything else: Curse you, red X of internet failing! I have no clue what these pictures are!
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Date: 2012-08-01 06:54 pm (UTC)2-3: Please park your boats in designated areas only.
4: Sailboat – now with 100% less sail.
5: Coffee mug! Baton! Cape! Frying Pan! Bow! Dress! By your powers combined, I am Centurion Planet!
6: Winged horseyfish? WTF?
7: “Heh, dudes, we totally stole these flowers from that balcony above us. Let’s go get wasted.”
8: I think the plaque is solely to be amazed that anyone lived to be 63 in that century.
9: “Ok, you little miscreants, knock off all that tomfoolery.”
10: “Piss off, shiny wing dude, we’re naked and TOTALLY PARTYING!”
11: “Damn straight. I got a guitar, Bob’s got a flying had, and we’re still WAY NEKKID.”
12: “Wait, we’re naked? Holy crap, the whole city’s looking at my… guys, why are you humping that column?”
13: Before ‘Stairway to Heaven’, there was ‘Pierway to Ocean’.
14: LOL BEWBS.
15: LOL MOOBS.
16: Lion catching Frisbee, 1700’s edition.
17: Blue boats park right; inferior colours park left.
18: “Tonight at the Mvltiplex: ‘The Vsval Svspects’”
19: Four columns aren’t enough to make this peach-coloured house awesome.
20-21: “Gee, Brainietta, what are we going to do tonight?” – “The same thing we do every night, Pinkerella: Try to take over the Holy Roman Empire!”
22: Boat parking: 10 quatloos an hour.
23-24: Angelic wings, an island palm leaf, and an Egyptian headdress. Mythos shift, take one!
25: Wearing a bear helps counteract the inherent shame of Mythos shift.
26-30: Remember: awesomeness is measured in arches. Lots and lots of arches.
31: “Jimbo, sound the horn! The boss is naked and riding a seashell. Everyone’s gonna wanna see this!”
32: “Man, Panthro, I wish I was on naked-chick-in-seashell duty.”
33: “I wish I had a mouth to contribute to this discussion.”
34: This gentleman saw a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and wisely covered his head with a towel.
35: “Holy crap, we finally drank enough to be visited by Chuggiel, the First Angel of Drunken Mortals!”
36: “I told you filling up this whole fountain with booze would do the trick.”
37: Obviously we’re not in France, or they’d be waving the white flag.
38: Liam Neeson never looked more awesome in his life.
39: While St. George was famous for dragon slaying, San Giusto was less famous for chupacabra slaying.
Everything else: Curse you, red X of internet failing! I have no clue what these pictures are!