bending_sickle | Concentrate upon a given desire until that desire becomes a burning obsession.*

An iconal post here, guys, because

. No, wait,

, that’s all.

. Why icons? Because

. The kind where your To-Do List ought to be

but instead looks more like

. More specifically, it’s

. (Clearly, I’m a

) Basically,

There’s always tomorrow.

Then we can

I’m

. I mean, who wants to be like this

when they could be like this

? I know the world is saying

but

Have you seen me lately?

Yeah, not pretty. There’s

and y’know what?

Everywhere I look, it’s

, following me like some psychotic ~~dodo~~ owl:

UNIVERSE:

SICKLE:

That's...

(

)

UNIVERSE:

!

SICKLE:

Life right now has me running, screaming

. Who needs a job?!? Why can’t I just

for money? Oh, right, don’t have those. I’m trying to

, where "run" means "research" but mainly I just

. Sometimes

UNIVERSE:

SICKLE:

UNIVERSE:

SICKLE:

(

)

.

UNIVERSE: It’s going to

. Just

, don’t be a

, stop being a

and hiding in the computer...

SICKLE:

UINVERSE: ...and

SICKLE: Go on.

UNIVERSE: Get your shit together.

-

SICKLE: Girl.

UNIVERSE: - and if you don’t buckle up, I’ll put the Master

SICKLE: ...

UNIVERSE:

SICKLE: ...

UNIVERSE: No, it isn’t.

SICKLE:

UNIVERSE: So, do I have your cooperation?

SICKLE: But...

UNIVERSE:

(and

) but that’s not even true. You have marketable skills!

SICKLE: ...

?

UNIVERSE: Maybe not that.

SICKLE:

... What about

? I could do that. Why do I have to deal and do shit?

UNIVERSE: Oh for fuck’s... Go to the

SICKLE:

UNIVERSE: Everyone needs a job, so –

SICKLE:

UNIVERSE: ...

SICKLE: You know what?

You’re an

, that’s what.

UNIVERSE: Hang on a tic -

SICKLE:

UNIVSER: Hey!

SICKLE:

UNIVERSE:

SICKLE:

, bitch.

There. Now, to make things better:

This is the life. Just add some carbs

some

...

REAL LIFE:

SICKLE:

. Where was I? Oh yes,

.

...oh my gods, this post! I'm sorry! It's just that

.

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