bending_sickle | Hello fridge. Good to see you, lamp. Here I come, couch.* (Reply)

Do you think that leaving a post-it note for your roommate is rude? Or do you expect your roommate to wait up until whenever the fuck you get home to give you a message?

Do you think that your roommate should inform you of every outing they make? That they shouldn't scamper off and live their own life?

Do you think it is absolutely necessary to shout out a "hello!" whenever you enter the apartment, regardless of the time? And should you be upset at the incredible rudeness of your roommates if they do not reply in kind?

Do you find it incredibly hard to keep track of when it's yor turn to clean? Do you likewise consider it ridiculous and unnecessary to have a calender, despite being a hotshot lawyer? In fact, do you think it's your roommate's responsability to inform you when it's your turn to clean - and provide you with a calender indicating these days?

Do you believe your roommate should hunker down and unplug the toilet first thing in the morning upon discovering it's plugged, rather than run off to get to work, leaving the apartment - and thus bathroom - empty?

Do you think it's alright to sneak up on your roommate - fresh out of the shower - and snark at them about stupid and inconsiquential matters such as the above from the safety of your room in a higly aggressive voice?

If so, you might just be my bitchy shit of a roommate.

I put up a hell of a fight, which can be summarized as "Fucking hipocrite."

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