The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth...*

[bending_sickle]

...but he cannot stop a sneeze.*

In these past two days I've sneezed more than I have all year. And all last year too.

*sniffle*

Either I have the wierdest spring cold, or I'll have to reconsider my "I'm not alergic to anything" statement.

*sneeze*

*curse*

ALso, I totally turned down the babysitting stint, because I did not appreciate how they laid me off:

The Father: Do you like your job?
Me: *lies* Oh, yes! I love it!
TF: Really, really?
Me: *goes on and on about loving it*
TF: Well, we don't want you anymore. Ta'.

*Mark Twain