bending_sickle | The fear should be of going bleak insane.*

I has pictures of mah failed drawings of mah times in da youth of me, circa 2001-2003. You can has pictures of fail too! I draws best when sees magazine-pictures, not imagination-pictures. Imagination too potent for pencil! Pencil is weak! Drawing skills more weak!

I has imaginary alphabet! I has two imaginary alphabets! Non-imaginative alphabets! One even goes backward! How innovative! Is illegible! With baby hippo!

I has also diary front page! I has no reason for photograph except Autralian stamp! Dingo ate mah baby!

I has also picture of Gaiman poem! Is about England suckitude and pain and rain and all things ending in -ain or -ane if sneaky! Is book!

Two Words Meme via

ashamel:
1. Yourself
In bed.

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Seriously lacking.

3. Your hair?
Wicked curls.

4. Your mother:
Emotional rollercoaster.

5. Your Father:
Completely oblivious.

6. Your Favorite Item:
So materialistic!

7. Your dream last night:
Invovled people...

8. Your Favorite drink:
Tea! Hot!

9. Your Dream Car:
Bumper car.

10. The Room You Are In:
My everything.

11. Your Ex:
Ha ha!

12. Your fear?
Shark + belly

13. Where you want to be in 10 years?
How: happy

14. Who you hung out with last night?
Red wine.

15. What You're Not:
On track.

16. Your Best Friend:
Far away.

17. One of Your Wish List Items:
Moar boooooks!

19. The Last Thing You Did:
"Moar boooooks!"

20. What You Are Wearing:
Clothes, obviously.

21. Your Favorite Weather:
Not windy!

22. Your Favorite Book:
Numerous favorites.

23. The Last Thing You ate:
Mmmmm, chocolate...

24. Your Life:
What life?

25. Your Mood:
Majorly bleh.

26. Your body:
Will improve.

27. What are you thinking about right now:
Stupid meme.

28. Your Crush:
Psychotic Bastard (TM)

29. What are you doing at the moment:
See #27.

30. Your summer schedule:
Job hunting.

Quote of the Day:

poodleduck, here.

I love how it's basically come down to "Sarah Palin: Incompetent, or Evil?"

Links of the Day:

News and Politics:
News!Yahoo: Whites lift McCain to slim lead over Obama in poll - In the immortal words of NGaiman's djin in American Gods, "Fuckshitfuckfuck."
MSNBC: Fish flies out of lake, breaks Arkansas teen's jaw - Witnesses report it shouted, "No more ~~dead cops~~ fishing!" before diving back into the lake.
El Pais: El mayor experimento del mundo despega a la velocidad de la luz - (In Spanish, obviously.)

Sept. 11, 2001: