If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.*

[bending_sickle]

Would someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with this situation:

SICKLE: *compiles LofD whilst sitting in front of a fan*

MOTHER: *walks in unanounced* Oh hey, ice cream break, yes? Also, here's an article, so you can read Italian!

SICKLE: Yes the to the ice cream break. About the article: I translate Italian all morning. I think I read enough of it.

MOTHER: But maybe the article is about something you're interested in.

SICKLE: *to self* Then why didn't you present it like that, instead of "Oh hai homework for youse!"

MOTHER: So, ice cream yay?

SICKLE: *follows MOTHER to kitchen*

MOTHER: *extricates ice cream*

SICKLE: *opens fridge to put chicken away*

MOTHER: So, what ice cream do you want?

SICKLE: *with back turned and having never seen new ice cream purchase* What flavours are there?

MOTHER: WHAT ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT?

SICKLE: *turns and looks at ice cream box filled with various unknown flavours* *considers that one cannot say what flavour one wants unless one knows what flavours are there* I don't know - what flavours are those?

MOTHER: *apparently under the impression that there's a heat-activated bomb in the ice cream which means it cannot be out of the freezer for more than a millisecond* WHAT FUCKING FLAVOUR DO YOU WANT?!?! TELL ME THE FUCK NOW! NOW, BITCH!

SICKLE: Jesus fucking Christ on wheels! I DON'T KNOW! WHAT FLAVOUR IS THAT?!? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, POINT AND HOPE?

MOTHER: *GRR ARGH*

SICKLE: Look, just give me the scoop, I'll serve my own damn ice cream.

MOTHER: FUCK NO!

SICKLE: FINE, FUCK IT! I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING ICE CREAM!

MOTHER: GOOD!

SICKLE: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

MOTHER: KEEP THAT UP AND THERE'LL BE ONE MORE PERSON YOU WON'T BE SPEAKING TO!

SICKLE: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! YOU'RE YELLING AT ME OVER ICE CREAM! WHAT THE FUCK!

MOTHER: *eyes to heaven*

SICKLE: *storms off to room* *weeps quietly in confusion*

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