BIG EPIC YAY. Not for you crying, of course, since things making you cry totally get a big epic D: from me - but for her listening!
SHE BETTER KEEP IT UP OR I MIGHT CONSIDER SENDING HER SOME HATE MAIL. OR GAY PORN TO TERRIFY THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HER (although others would consider this practically a declaration of love, i.e. me, but your mom doesn't seem to be the type, so: PORN IN THE POSTBOX.)
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SHE BETTER KEEP IT UP OR I MIGHT CONSIDER SENDING HER SOME HATE MAIL. OR GAY PORN TO TERRIFY THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HER (although others would consider this practically a declaration of love, i.e. me, but your mom doesn't seem to be the type, so: PORN IN THE POSTBOX.)