Gasp! Your anti-peanut butter sentiments wound me to the core! ...eh, not really :P

See, caffeine usually doesn't do anything to me, like it won't even wake me up, and at most it will make me twitchy. Except when it does do something to me and then I GO INSANE with the jittery panic of MUST MOVE OMG THINGS ARE HAPPENING ACTION MOTION EEEE.

So that's why I drink decaf.