"... also, because we're sick of the fangirls, but shhht, don't tell anyone, we'll dedicate five episodes to the Prophet Of The Lord Chuck just to tell show those crazy people how ridiculous and batshit they are, even if it is no way relevant for the general plot development! Except for, maybe, creating a deus ex machina because we have absolutely no idea how to make Sam and Dean find this damn Colt! Which they won't need afterwards anyway, but whatever! Stuff happened! They're all just watching to ogle Jensen Ackles, anyway. Don't worry, they won't notice."

*double headdesk*

Sorry, Adri!