You're no one if you're not on Twitter…*

[bending_sickle]

• 14:35 The posterboy for frustration: breaking your tights just as your about to get their crotch to a walkable level. #
• 14:44 1 hour and 3 pairs later, finally wearing tights. Now I have to pee. I hate the 'verse. #
• 18:30 Third pair, brand new birthday ones, broke. Fixable, but woeful. Am just not meant for tights. #

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* "The Twitter Song", Ben Walker